#russel
Lovely Rita
Me: *listens to Humanz*
Me:
2D: Wow! I have a really good life! I’m happy and healthy, I have a good job that I enjoy, I have a wonderful girlfri-
Murdoc:
Russel talking to Noodle:
Russel talking to anyone else:
2D: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*
Noodle: What did you think a tiger shark was, D?
“Noodle is the best but she’s younger than me. When Noodle was born I was 12, which means if we were friends back then I would’ve been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. Oh god I could’ve killed her!”
- 2D at some point probably
Looks like they could kill you but is a cinnamon roll:Russel
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you:Murdoc
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you:Noodle
Looks like a cinnamon and is actually a cinnamon roll:2D
Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls:Del
2D:
-Feeds Kinder Eggs to cats
-Eats Massive Dick
-Needs Murdoc to tie his shoelaces
-His name is literally Stu Pot… stewpot…
-Dated Rachel Stevens
-Mum Jeans
-Sold the Geep!!!
Murdoc:
-Turned green seemingly overnight
-Dressed as a nazi that one time
-Kidnapped Russel
-Kidnapped 2D
-*various Murdoc noises*
-He’s been wearing the same Cuban heels for about 16 years
-THE BAFF
-Hangs pictures of him cutting an onion up in his house
Russel:
-Likes eels
-Sleeps in the middle of the road
-Seems to be tired all the time (same tho)
-Probably cares too much
-There’s not really anything wrong with him. I’m finding this one really tricky. He’s so lovely please take care of this boy.
Noodle:
-???
-Umm…
-It says that for the new Humanz album, she pretty much Fed-Ex’d herself to the band again. Why? She didn’t need to do that. I mean, it’s cute because that’s how she initially arrived at the very beginning but like, the poor girl could’ve just got a plane. She finished Moby Dick though so that’s good. I hope she enjoyed it.
2D: You kidnapped me! You kidnapped me again! I can’t believe you’ve done this! Fuck you!
Murdoc:
Long cat long cat long cat