#noodle gorillaz
“That’s good, but you spelled one wrong. ‘Sodding’ 'as got two ’d’s, love.”
Murdoc helping Noodle learn English. Also the last he time he was allowed to after Russel found out he was teaching her by having her translate swears.
(As a side note, I had no idea that tumblr was so thirsty for Murdad and Uncle Muds)
Gorillaz Headcanon
(EDITED 4.3.2121)
Murdoc has two modes/reactions when it comes to Noodle: Murdad, and Uncle Muds.
No one knows which one is going pop up in any given situation, which makes things extra interesting.
Especially when he and 30 year old Noodle visit the pub and that one creeper starts sniffing around and can’t take a hint.
It will go one of two ways:
Uncle Muds will drawl from his seat with an amused grin “Jus’ walk away, mate,”
Creeper, *scoffing*: Or what? You’ll kick my arse, you old coffin dodger?
Uncle Muds, half drunk *gravelly chuckle*: Nah, mate,“ gestures lazily to Noodle, ”She’ll kick your s***ing arse. An she’ll kick it so hard you’ll be wearin’ your arse**** like a collar. I’ll just do the gentlemanly thing and call you an ambulance when she’s done.“
Noodle, with That Look in her eye*cracks her knuckles like Uncle Muds taught her*
Creeper doesn’t take the hint and puts his hands on Noodle.
Noodle: hands Creeper his arse in a takeaway bag.
Uncle Muds rumbles approvingly "Well done, love!” , ruffles her hair, then buys her another drink.
Or
Murdad *growls threateningly from his chair* :“Back off yew t**t! She’s not interested!”
Noodle tries to calm Murdoc, but Creeper puts his hands on her.
Creeper *grabbing Noodle’s arm*:“ Let’s ditch this old s*d and-!”
Before Noodle can react, Murdad is up and breaking a chair over the Creeper’s head, and is incoherently screaming in a blind rage while beating seven kinds of doo doo out of the guy. No one puts their hands on Noodle without her consent!
Creeper lands a few punches, but he’s not much of a match. Murdoc more than knows how to fight, and has had a lifetime of practice.
Noodle has to wrestle Murdoc off the guy and practically frog march him out of the pub before the authorities show up.
Mom Russel is not pleased when they get home and Angry Drunk Murdad has to explain his black eye and split lip.
“Like this, love. That’s it!”
Phase 1 soft Murdoc helping Noodle practice a new song (This totally happened and you can’t change my mind!)
3D Phase 2(3?) Gorillaz Wired Magazine Cover Edit
STOP! ✋⛔
It has come to my attention that this is not an official magazine cover. This is actually some hecking awesome fanart (coloring and mock up) by @glowrillaz that had me completely fooled! It is so well done! I claim zero ownership of the artwork, and I apologize if I have stepped on the artist’s metaphorical toes by unkowingly editing and reposting their work into an anaglyph. @glowrillaz , if you would like for me to remove this post, I gladly will! I had no intention of stealing your amazing art!
Be Rad, Please Tag!
3D Gorillaz Anaglyph March Master Post
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3D Phase 4 Gorillaz Q Magazine Edit
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3D Phase 6 Gorillaz Edit
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3D Phase 6 Gorillaz Edit (Song Machine Album Cover Variant)
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je suis vraiment désolé………..
More of this
I hate this ok bye
This Fandom @ Murdick “dying”
#FreeMurdoc
#KeepAceAsBass
They grow up so fast
Jumping off the rOOOOOOoooooofffFFFFFFFFFF
What even is 2019??
Happy Holidays!
This was my secret Santa gift for @2dsballs and they wanted something to do with Plastic Beach so here’s their Christmas Card/Polaroid from 2011, hope you like it :))
Your friend says they have the unreleased Plastic Beach songs and hand you these to listen with, wyd?
One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain
“HeEEeY 2-D”
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
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Katsu
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Click on the songs to hear them on Youtube
Noodle-FlamingobyKero Kero Bonito
-Golden Phoneby Micachu & The Shapes
-It’s Choade My DearbyConnan Mockasin
-WalksongbyHess Is More
-Move Your FeetbyJunior Senior
2D
-Pizza Dayby ESPRIT 空想
-KarmacomabyMassive Attack
-All Under One Roof RavingbyJamie XX
-Ghost TownbyThe Specials
-Push Th’ Little DaisiesbyWeen
Russel
-Old Western FirefightbyCullah
-What’s Up FatlipbyFatlip
-Everybody Loves The SunshinebyRoy Ayers
-MistadobalinabyDel The Funky Homosapien
-BuddybyDe La Soul
Murdoc
-SpitfirebyPublic Service Broadcasting
-Thou Shalt Always KillbyDan Le Sac VS Scroobius Pip
-BackseatbyLittle Simz
-RoadrunnerbyJonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
-EchoesbyThe Rapture
Noodle: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life
Russel: I know this and I love you
(Original: Parks and Rec)
What if one night Murdoc had a couple of girls round (wink wink) but nothing ends up happening because they’re too distracted by how cute Noodle is. Noodle finds it hilarious but Murdoc isn’t so impressed
(If someone wants to draw this PLEASE DO That would be amazing!!)
2D: Noodle’s gone so while she’s away I’m going to cut all the sleeves off my shirts
Murdoc: Why?
2D: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control