RWBY Graduation Captions

Weiss: So they’re just letting anyone graduate nowadays

Ruby: I want to thank google, safari and whoever invited Copy & Paste

Yang: I did it, no

Blake: My assignments might not be done, but I am

Sun gets stuck in the Hub

Sun: *Washes his hands* Time to get going

*His hand somehow gets stuck to the sink*

Sun: What the-

*Cue the Hub music as Neptune walks in*

Sun: Hold up……

Neptune: *Bites his lip* Hey Bro, need some help?

Sun:GET THE FUCK BACK!!

howlingday:

Weiss: (Wearing tanktop, Trying to seduce) Ta-da! Wh-What do you think? (Thinking) Just kill me, please!

Neptune: Uh… Well, I, uh, think you look nice. You really changed your image, huh?

Weiss: Y-Yeah, I did. Thank you for noticing. (Thinking) Not even a reaction. Was it not enough?

Neptune: (Thinking) Play it cool, Neptune. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY IT COOL WHEN SHE’S BEING SO DAMN SEXY?!

OMG this scene was hilarious!

Though I’m not sure if it’s 100% accurate on account of-*gets speared by icicles*

Winter: Ahem, I didn’t know I gave birth to two little gremlings

Willow: You didn’t give bir-

Winter: EXACTLY, THEY’RE YOURS!!