Take the Hint, Jaune

Jaune: Nora, I need your opinion on something.

Nora: Ok what’s up?

Jaune: Well, I think Pyrrha’s acting a bit weird.

Nora: Why do you say that?

Jaune: Well, the other day we went to the mall to watch a movie. On the way out we walked for a while and she said some very random comments.

Nora: Like?

Jaune: Well…

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Pyrrha: *Watching some children playing in a playground* They looked so happy. Jaune, don’t you wanna be a parent one day?

Jaune: Yeah, one day.

Pyrrha: Did you know that I’m obulating right now?

Jaune: I didn’t know that.

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Jaune: After that she stopped at a baby store.

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Pyrrha: Look how cute this crib is.

Jaune: It looks good.

Pyrrha: Now that I notice it. Your strong arms could carry babies so well.

Jaune: You think so?

Pyrrha: Yep. In fact, you look so fertile today~

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Jaune: After that we went back home, I got ready to go play soccer with the boys. Before I left she stopped me and told me….

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Pyrrha: You’re spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me~

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Nora: What did you say to her?

Jaune: I said “Maybe”?

Nora:*Angry* You said “maybe”?!!

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to say, it was something out of nowhere! I didn’t expect that! I don’t know what to do!

Nora: I’ll tell you what you have to do. You go back to your wife and you breed her!! Fill her belly with your babies and don’t stop until she tells you to! Understood?!!!!

Jaune: Yes ma'am!

Nora: Good. Now go fuck your wife!

Jaune: Yes Ma'am!!! *Runs off*

Nora: and make me the godmother of your babies!!! I hope he heard me.

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Jaune at The Carnival part 1

Neptune:*Working in a kissing booth* Hey Jaune, can you help me for a moment?

Jaune: What do you need?

Neptune: Can you cover me while I go to the bathroom?

Jaune: I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Neptune: Is fine, business is slow anyway.

Jaune: I still don’t thi-

Neptune:*Leaves* Thanks Jaune, you are the best.

Jaune:*sighs and gets into the booth* Well, not that I have to worry about someone-

Pyrrha appears dropping bags full of lien on the table.

Jaune: -coming

Pyrrha:*With a face ready for battle* Is tongue extra?

Jaune:*Red like a tomato*