Yuu: I did a bad thing.

Sayaka: Does it affect me?

Yuu: No, but …

Sayaka: Then suffer in silence.

Yuu: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Sayaka: How tall are you?

Yuu: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Sayaka: That’s not a lot.

Yuu: I could strangle you.

Sayaka: You cannot reach high enough.

Yuu: You’ve sunken so low I can.

Sayaka, throwing Haru a map: This is where we’re going!

Haru: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn’t it?

Sayaka:

Sayaka: Other side, my love.

Sayaka: Why didn’t I get full points for annotations?

Riko: You just wrote “savage” every time Lady Macbeth spoke.

Touko: I loathe physical contact. I never let anybody touch me unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Sayaka: You’re literally sitting in Koito-san’s lap right now.

Touko: … and it is absolutely necessary.

Sayaka: I don’t believe in love at first sight.

Touko: *walks by*

Sayaka: God dammit.

Sayaka: I thought you’d just be a meek underclassman, Koito-san … but you’re actually quite impolite.

Sayaka: Well…

Sayaka: At the very least, I like girls who are straight with me.

Yuu: No, Saeki-senpai, you definitely don’t.

Haru: If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Sayaka: Haru, love, I have like, the best news for you.

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