It Was a Good Idea

Damien: Why are you smiling?

Rosalie: I had an idea!

Damien: What’s your idea?

Rosalie: I think I’ll keep it to myself.

Damien: Well, that sounds like a good idea!

*laughing sarcastically*

Why He’s the Best.

Rosalie: You’re the best! *dreamily*

Damien: thank you… *nonchalantly*

Rosalie: So, what does that make me? *tauntingly*

Damien: …with the best *sadistically*

Rosalie: Oh… I’m with the best. *seductively*