#sebastian michaelis x gnreader

sorry to bother but can I request a black butler scenario where y/n is sort of the comedic relief or they are the kind of person to ‘laugh in the face of danger’ and are often getting into trouble because of this

also reader with Sebastian please

can I also remain anonymous you can give me credit if deemed necessary

Thank you and have a good day/night

Pairing: Sebastian Michaelis x gn!reader

Warnings: Slight violence against, threats, name-calling.

Word count: 683

a/n: This is the first request I have gotten in months, thank you so much for asking for this!

Many didn’t believe you when you said you didn’t attract danger. It just found you wherever you were.

When you began working at the Phantomhive mansion, that didn’t change.

Even though Ciel had Sebastian accompany him almost everywhere, he also had you accompany him with Sebastian.

You soon found out that trouble also seems to follow Ciel and Sebastian around.

You didn’t know what made you do it, but every time you faced danger, you made some funny comments.

More often than not, it seems to worsen the situation, which wasn’t ideal.

You had once dropped some plates working with Mey-Rin. Knowing you would be punished by Sebastian, you sarcastically told Mey-Rin where your will was and that you loved working with her.

That only seemed to panic Mey-Rin even more, and she started scrabbling around the place.

That wasn’t the best day ever.

Now today, you were accompanying Ciel and Sebastian on business.

A man had contacted the Phantomhive mansion, saying he wanted to work with them.

Ciel already knew the man wouldn’t be working with them, but he had to see what the man had to offer.

When you three greeted the man, he seemed full of himself, quickly disregarding you and Sebastian.

His behavior didn’t seem to bother Ciel, which made you wonder if he had to deal with people who were like this regularly.

After the man had made his offer to Ciel, he was downright offended that the Phantomhive family didn’t want to work with him at all.

“How can you say no! My product is the finest in the industry!” The man shouted and raised his arms.

“That may be, but we already have skilled people making this kind of product. I don’t see the need to hire someone like you.” Ciel told him bluntly, as he always did.

“You’re just a kid. You don’t know quality when you see it.” The man huffed and continued to glare at Ciel.

“My, you seem rather joyous to be around.” You commented on the man’s behavior.

“What did you say, Gibface!” The angrily shouted at you and began walking towards you.

You had done it once again, which made the situation a lot more dangerous.

You retreated a little, afraid of what the man would do.

“Now now, good Sir, no need for violence.” Sebastian outstretched his arm to prevent the man from getting any closer to you.

“Get out of my way, you Ratbag!” The man swung his arm at Sebastian, but of course, Sebastian was a little faster.

“Sir, I would rather not have you lay a hand on my lover, or else I’m afraid I’ll have to resort to some rather unpleasant methods.” Sebastian’s eyes began to glow, and you knew what that meant.

You saw the man’s face contort into a grimace of hurt, indicating Sebastian had tightened his grip on the man.

“Sebastian! Y/n! Are you two coming? I have more errands to do!” You heard Ciel shout from outside the room.

Sebastian let go of the man, who looked at him with terror written all over his face. The man didn’t say anything. He just ran away while holding his arm.

“Yes, My Lord,” Sebastian said while straightening himself.

“Shall we go, My Love?” Sebastian offered you his arm and smiled at you.

“Yes, we shall.” You smiled back at him and took his arm.

“You must be more careful, My Love. You never know what kind of unsavory people you might meet.” Sebastian warned you, as he had done many times before.

“I know, Sebastian, but you know how I am when in a rather uncomfortable situation.” You sighed, knowing he was right.

“Hurry up, you two! I don’t have all day.” You two heard Ciel shouts again.

You two looked at each other and smiled.

“Yes, My Lord,” You both said and walked arm in arm towards your young master.

Though You laughed in the face of danger, Sebastian loved you all the same. Though he did have to save you sometimes from angry people, he’d never change anything about you.