#sentence starter memes
Muse A has created/resurrected Muse B and somehow managed to bring them fully to life. Send me a starter as:
Muse A - Muse B - Either Muse (Italicize your choice)
Don’t forget to send me a setting and/or a setup, too if you want something specific.
MUSE A
- It’s alive! Alive!
- Are you - breathing?
- I didn’t think you’d look so real.
- I’ve worked my entire life for this moment.
- I can’t believe I actually did it!
- Can you understand me?
- You look so much like her/him.
- Do you - remember me?
- You’re a dream come true.
- They told me I couldn’t do it! Who’ll have the last laugh now?!
MUSE B
- Do I know you?
- Where am I?
- Who am I?
- Your face looks so familiar.
- How did I get here?
- What is this place?
- Oh - it’s you.
- Why can’t I remember anything?
- Is this - real?
- Can you tell me why I feel so - strange?
POTENTIAL SETTINGS
- 19th Century England
- Steampunk Society
- Ancient Greece
- Spooky Mansion on a Rainy Night
- A Galaxy Far, Far Away
- A Fantasy Realm Where Magic Abounds
- Modern Era
- A Quaint Village High in the Mountains
- A Space Colony
- 1920′s America
POTENTIAL SETUPS
- A doll maker and their doll
- A mechanic and their robot
- An evil genius and their creation
- A sculptor and their sculpture
- A scientist and the person they’ve cloned
- A wizard and their golem
- A witch and their familiar (an animal that now has a human form)
- A necromancer and someone they’ve resurrected
- A spiritualist and the ghost they’ve conjured
- An artist and their painting
Starters for feathery winged muses {Sentence Starters}
- “Fly away, then!”
- “Are you molting?”
- “Are you an angel?”
- “Why WALK anywhere?”
- “If I was you, I’d never land.”
- “What does it feel like… flying?”
- “Can you actually fly with those?”
- “You look like an angel with those.”
- “What is the highest you’ve flown?”
- “What’s the view like from up there?”
- “Could you take me flying sometime?”
- “Night flying just sounds… dangerous.”
- “Just how rough was that last landing?”
- “Stop pouting and glide back down here.”
- “Why didn’t you tell me you were molting?”
- “They’re like a big, feathery blanket! So warm.”
- “You can’t fly tonight, there’s a storm out there.”
- “I can see you’re sad. Your wings are drooping.”
- “You have wings… Oh my god, you have wings!”
- “I’m cold and your wings are warm. Come here.”
- “Your wings got hurt? How bad? Can you still fly?”
- “I can see you’re scared. Your wings keep shaking.”
- “I get it. You can fly. You can stop showing off, now.”
- “When was the last time you brushed your primaries?”
- “How do you even get this much glitter on your feathers?”
- “No, sharing a bed with you means a mouthful of feathers.”
- “Stop shaking your feathers! You’re getting water everywhere!”
- “Could you stop flapping? You’re sending all my papers flying…”
- “Okay, that’s it! Land and say that to my FACE, you feathery jerk!”
- “Hop in the bath… and don’t clog up the drain with feathers this time!”
- “Your feathers are looking a little disheveled. Should I straighten them?”
- “That was my favorite shirt. You cut wing holes in the back of my favorite shirt?”
- “Running off into the sky isn’t going to make your problems go away, you know.”
- “Your wings are still soaked. Come here, you’ll get sick if you don’t dry them off.”
- “If you’re going to drop feathers on the floor, the least you could do is clean them up.”
dialogue prompts from mirrorland by carole johnstone.
- i do a pretty good impression of ‘normal’.
- i’ll put up with people’s judgment if you will.
- you think if you pretend something didn’t happen, then it hasn’t happened.
- i’m not going anywhere until i find out the truth.
- there’s no point dwelling on the past. it doesn’t matter anymore.
- choosing not to face anything that scares you isn’t normal.
- don’t be too afraid to fly.
- i feel so close to the edge of something, and i want to fall.
- i was afraid you’d do something stupid.
- did you come down here to escape?
- i thought of you like a superhero.
- there’s always another way out, a way through.
- i am on your side. always.
- it’s been like dying.
- the truth is the only way out of this place, for either of us.
- i’ve never told anybody that before.
- be brave. always see the good, and not only the bad.
- never forget how special you are, how special you have been.
- are you alright? can you stand?
- horror is only make believe.
- i’m not good at lying to myself anymore.
- the tide will come. all you can do is stay afloat, and wait for it to turn.
- we only ever believe what we want, what we need to believe.
- i’ve worked hard at not hating you.
- i don’t know what happens next yet.
- you never once looked back. not once.
- just tell me the truth. not what you think i want you to say.
- i like to plan, remember?
- it’s comforting to know that friends really are friends, that they just want to help.
- if i could spare you any of this, i would, but there’s no other way.
- i think you’d avenge me before you’d even think of saving yourself.
- we’ve never had many choices. no one ever thought to allow us any.
- a white lie’s just a lie that hasn’t gotten dirty yet.
- please don’t stop believing in me.
- i’ve got a bit of a thing for superheroes.
- there’s so little left to be afraid of now.
- it was real to us. that’s how it saved us.
- there are more good men than bad. took me a while to realize that.
- i’ll bring us some coffee, and then you can ask me anything you want to.
- we believed what we were told to believe, just like we always did.
- you’re nothing like them. none of it was your fault.
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW:Mental Health, Horror Elements, Death
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“If I am mad it is mercy!”
“If I am mad, it is mercy! May the Gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!”
“I am not very proud of being a human being.”
“In fact, I distinctly dislike the species in many ways. I can readily conceive of beings vastly superior in every respect.”
“All rationalism tends to minimalize the value and the importance of life and to decrease the sum total of human happiness.”
“The ignorant and the deluded, I think, in a strange way are to be envied.”
“To know the truths behind reality is a far greater burden.”
“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
“The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination.”
“But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.”
“Blue, green, grey, white, or black; Smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; That ocean is not silent.”
“Toil without song is like a weary journey without an end.”
“To the scientist, there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth.”
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.”
“Heaven knows where I’ll end up– But it’s a safe bet that I’ll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.”
“There are those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street.”
“I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness.”
“Horrors, I believe, should be original– The use of common myths and legends being a weakening influence.”
“From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.”
“No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.”
“It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude.”
“Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way.”
“We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.”
“Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.”
ALICE : MADNESS RETURNS –––– ✦
collection of dialogue by the cheshire cat . feel free to adjust to fit your muse !
- “ perfect . when your not on edge you’re taking up too much space . ”
- “ we’re at risk here ! you ––– be on your guard . ”
- “ i’m not looking for a fight ! ” “ really ? that’s a pity . one’s certainly looking for you . ”
- “ memories define our lives … and they renew us .”
- “ different denotes neither bad nor good , but it certainly means not the same . ”
- “ at least i mean what i say , you might try it , occasionally . ”
- “ making friends , _____ ? you are as randomly lethal and confused as you ever were . ”
- “ predictably rash . ”
- “ it’s not a question of if , but when . ”
- “ kill the story at its source . ”
- “ freedom is so precious to some that they pay for it with their lives . ”
- “ back to admire your handiwork ?”
- “ returning to the scene of the crime ?”
- “ she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness . ”
- “ you picked up her crown … but now you’ve put it down . ”
- “ familiarity has bred contempt . proximity may breed violence . ”
- “ not the happiest of bedfellows are they ? ”
- “ looks like a perfect fit and i am a perfect judge . ”
- “ are you pretending to be dense ?”
- “ it appears my intelligence has limits . ”
- “ you’ve exhausted the stores of my knowledge . ”
- “ my mind appears to be on holiday . perhaps it will meet up with yours ?”
- “ i require a nap from time to time . ”
- “ some challenges must be faced on one’s own . ”
- “ they say a cat has nine lives , lets hope you have as many … ”
- “ pay attention , _____ . i can’t be there for you all the time . ”
- “ always be on your guard . ”
- “ i can’t know everything , pretend you’re an orphan ––– oh that was rude . you are . ”
- “ i’ve heard self-reliance is a virtue . now you’ve heard it . ”
- “ experience teaches best . learn by doing and similar cliche have merit . take their advice . ”
- “ if you only have wits you have nothing . wits are useless here . everything is downside up . ”
- “ in combat ; truth first . if you’re not victorious there may be time for lies later . ”
- “ you are sufficiently fortified to kick some ass–– ah … to boot these creatures nether regions … ”
- “ threats , promises and good intentions don’t amount to action . ”
- “ when the remarkable turns rancid , reason turns bizarre .”
- “ every picture tells a story . sometimes we don’t like the ending . sometimes we don’t understand them . “
- ” only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth . only the insane equate pain with success . “
- “ forgetting pain is convenient , remembering it : agonizing .”
- “ ah , ____ . we can’t go home again . no surprise really . only a very few find the way , and most of them don’t recognize it when they do. ”
- “ a secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another .”
- “ only fools believe that suffering is just wages for being different . ”
- “ haste makes waste , so i rarely hurry . but if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, i’d run .”
- “ a reflection sometimes exposes more reality than the object it echoes . ”
「 RP MEME : DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN. 」
* change pronouns as needed.
- ‘ there’s something i need to tell you… ’
- ‘ what the fuck are you doing? ’
- ‘ i’m sorry, ___. you shouldn’t have gotten caught up in all this. ’
- ‘ you did what you were designed to do. ’
- ‘ i need to leave this place and discover who i am. ’
- ‘ is there you want to know about me? ’
- ‘ i’ve learned a lot since i met you. ’
- ‘ i’ll never forget what you’ve done for me. ’
- ‘ forget about me. you do what you have to do. ’
- ‘ you’re asking me to betray my people? ’
- ‘ can i ask you a personal question? ’
- ‘ i’m certainly going to miss our bromance. ’
- ‘ statistically speaking there’s always a chance for unlikely events to take place. ’
- ‘ when it fired, i felt it die. like i was dying. i was scared. ’
- ‘ what if we’re on the wrong side? ’
- ‘ i’m worth a small fortune. ’
- ‘ just say ‘ i killed him! ’ is that so hard? ’
- ‘ just don’t put any more evidence in your mouth. got it? ’
- ‘ maybe you did the right thing. ’
- ‘ why did you shoot me last night? ’
- ‘ promise me you’ll never go! ’
- ‘ i always accomplish my mission. ’
- ‘ you look human. you sound human. but what are you really? ’
- ‘ you have no freedom than you did before. ’
- ‘ i can’t be happy if she’s not. ’
- ‘ i like dogs. ’
- ‘ what a bunch of idiots. ’
- ‘ at least we didn’t come here for nothing. ’
- ‘ everything i touch turns to dust. ’
- ‘ the mission is all that matters. ’
- ‘ this is a great day for our people. ’
- ‘ have you never wondered what you really are? ’
- ‘ are you afraid to die? ’
‘Written in the Stars’ sentence pack (part 1)
Written in the Stars is a contemporary romance novel by Alexandria Bellefleur“Life’s too short to waste on something you don’t enjoy.”
“If you don’t believe in love, what’s left to believe in?”
“I’m getting the sense your date didn’t go well?”
“I’ve never met someone so gorgeous and yet so condescending in my life.”
“I think… I think you should do what feels right.”
“What, did you think I’d judge you? Me? I’m the [king] of nerdy obsessions.”
“You refuse to talk about it, so maybe we need to go there.”
“I’m not scared. Don’t be ridiculous.”
“You’re seriously smitten, aren’t you?”
“I don’t like to kiss and tell.”
“I’ve got this. Thank you, but you’ve done enough, okay?”
“[Name], you know I just want you to be happy, but sometimes I can’t help but think you make life harder for yourself than it needs to be.”
“Look, can you spare me the runaround and tell me what you want? I’m rather busy at the moment.”
“Question one, what the fuck?”
“You’re sorry. Sorry for what exactly?”
“I didn’t mean- It wasn’t my intention to be rude.”
“Whatever. It’s not like you’re obligated to like me or anything.”
“Look, I didn’t mean to rope you into this, I swear, but maybe…”
“You want us to… to fake a relationship? Are you serious?”
“Lying to your family isn’t the way to get them to take you seriously.”
“Come on. Tell me this won’t make for the greatest toast at your wedding one day.”
“You know how you could make it up to me?”
“When I said you were making an epic mistake the other night, I was out of line. I’m… I’m sorry.”
“Stop crying. You’re going to make me cry. I hate crying.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“All right. Let’s get to know each other, shall we?”
“Time for a change. That’s not, like, code for I committed a crime and now I’m on the lam, is it?”
“You’re so lying right now. You don’t want to tell me.”
“What happened to not believing in it?”
“Now you’re just trying to give me shit.”
“In terms of selling it… what exactly are you comfortable with?”
“I was thinking it would be a good idea if we set a termination date.”
“I look cute when I blush?”
“I know it’s such a hardship, but at least try to pretend you like me. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?”
“Can I just pause and say teamwork makes the dream work?”
“You’re making me sound pathetic. Besmirching my good name.”
“We should kiss.”
“Is that supposed to make me want to kiss you?”
“I didn’t mean to laugh. Not if you’re not laughing, too.”
“You want to snag a table while I order for us?”
“Why would I bullshit you? Seriously, what do I have to get out of being anything other than perfectly honest?”
“It’s not silly. Not if you enjoy it. And even then, silly’s not a bad thing.”
“It’s a hyperbole. Sometimes coloring inside the lines just doesn’t cut it. Like when you’re two hundred percent certain about something. Haven’t you ever felt that?”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re surprisingly good with kids?”
“If it’s any consolation, you’ll probably fit in with my family better than me.”
“I’m going to look around for a minute, if you don’t mind?”
“Why do you always think what I say has some double meaning? It’s a compliment.”
“You’re always forgetting to wear a jacket. I start to wonder if you even own one.”
“I just… want [her] to like me. Is that silly? You probably think I’m being ridiculous.”
“Do I think you’re ridiculous for wanting the [girl] you like to like you back?”
“Who’s to say this has to end?”
“Just because it started out fake doesn’t mean it can’t become real, right?”
“So much fun. Can’t you tell how overjoyed I am right now?”
“Sorry. I’m a little out of it. Didn’t sleep much last night.”
“Bread? I thought it was bacon? What’s next, get that guacamole?”
“Nothing I do is ever going to be good enough, is it?”
“I’m going to get another drink and take a minute. So I don’t, you know, make another scene.”
“And when we kissed? I really liked how you taste.”
“Do you want to do something? With me?”
“Are you sure we’re allowed to be here?”
“Come on. Break the rules with me, [name].”
“I’m guessing your family didn’t take it well?”
“I never actually thanked you for saying what you did. For defending me. For whatever reason you did.”
“You’re impossible, you know that?”
“Come home with me.”
“Hey. What are you thinking?”
“You’re so gorgeous you make my head hurt.”
oblivious idiots in love
credit if reposting, don’t repost to other websites, change pronouns as needed x
- “ you really don’t see it, do you? “
- “ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask her out, do you? “
- “ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “
- “ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
- “ is that really all she is to you? “
- “ he kissed you? “ it was more of a peck… “
- “ she’s just a friend? “
- “ you’re so full of shit. “
- “ come on, you’re in love with her. “
- “ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “
- “ i wanted to kiss you. i’ve been wanting to kiss you for quite a while. “
- “ so you kissed him, and then you… “ “ ran away. “
- “ friends don’t look at each other that way. “
- “ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything…“
- “ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “
- “ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “
- “ it’s just an innocent kiss. “
- “ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “
- “ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
- “ we’re just friends. “
- “ you’re still hung up on [your ex]. “
- “ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “
- “ man, fuck that guy. go show her what she’s missing. “
- “ just put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “
- “ she invited you to her [loved one’s] funeral? “ “ yeah, for support and comfort. “ “ …why you specifically? “
- “ you were practically made for each other. “
- “ she shut me down last time, remember? “
- “ you’re in denial. “ “ i am not in denial! “
- “ that guy’s a real jerk. you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “
- “ look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel something for me. “
- “ do you have a crush on me or something? “
- “ are you asking me out? “ “ no. i mean yes, maybe… as friends? “
- “ don’t let this one go. he’s perfect for you. “
- “ unless you don’t like me, in which case i take it back. “
- “ do you think that this, us… do you think it could ever be something more? “
- “ she’s everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing her as a friend. “
- “ i’m worried that if we go there, and things don’t work out… things might never be the same. “
- “ you know that’s not the case. she adoresyou. “
- “ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “
- “ of course i love him, we’ve been friends for ages. “
- “ grow some balls and be honest with her. “
The Mandalorian Starters !
Taken from season two of the Disney Plus show, The Mandalorian! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Keep in mind that some spoilers for the show will be present!
- “Wherever I go, he goes.”
- “You have something I want. You may think that you have some idea what you are in possession of, but you do not.”
- “I promise you will not die by my hand.”
- “How much do you want for it? Just kidding. But not really.”
- “If you put a mark on him. There is no place that you’ll be able to hide from me.”
- “It better not have any maggots in it. I don’t like maggots.”
- “That is not food. Don’t do that again.”
- “Wake me up if someone shoots at us. Or if the doors get sucked off the rails.”
- “You’re changing the terms of the deal.”
- “I finally know where I’m taking you but it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”
- “I’m surprised to see this place still standing.”
- “This recording must be old. (Name) is dead.”
- “All right, baby girl. Let’s see what you got.”
- “You wanna come back here and try this?! Be my guest!”
- “I sense much fear in you.”
- “He’s formed a strong attachment to you.”
- “Your bounty hunter failed.”
- “We’re gonna find a place where you belong and they’re going to take good care of you.”
- “I give my allegiance to no one.”
- “This is the seeing stone… Are you seeing anything? Or are they supposed to see you?”
- “This isn’t a spice dream.”
- “Wish I could say that it looks good on you but I’d be lying.”
- “It’s a shame you’re not coming with us. You’ve got such a sunny disposition.”
- “As far as I’m concerned, if you can make it through your day and still sleep at night, you’re doing better than most.”
- “Everybody thinks that they want freedom but what they really want is order.”
- “I see your bond with him.”
- “Don’t be afraid.”
- “You know, for a second, I thought you were this other guy.”
- “He means more to me than you’ll ever know.”
- “You’re sparing my life; well, this should be interesting.”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS / 2.02
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
- ‘who the hell gave you permission to monkey around with my precious volumes?’
- ‘i have no idea what you’re talking about.’
- ‘shit, he’s taken it up a notch.’
- ‘i didn’t do it. i haven’t even been in this room. i wasn’t even here.’
- ‘he’s been causing havoc in the household.’
- ‘____ doesn’t suck. and if he did, he certainly wouldn’t do it backwards.’
- ‘there’s no such thing as ghosts.’
- ‘my wife comes from the kind of town that believes in all this kind of superstitious nonsense.’
- ‘alright then, dr. arsehole, how does your science explain what we just saw?’
- ‘it can be one of two things: one, a mercurial zephyr. two, it’s a farrago of gasses, possibly from a peat bog.’
- ‘ghosts are the stuff of fairy tales. stories we tell children to frighten out their excess energy so that they might slumber more peacefully.’
- ‘i’m sorry, vampires are real, but ghosts are not?’
- ‘maybe it’s ghosts that are always stealing that one sock from the dryer.’
- ‘which reminds me, does anyone here have any updog?’
- ‘hey, everybody, look at my enormous crystal balls.’
- ‘did you get my joke about my enormous balls?’
- ‘sorry if my hands are a little oily. it’s from my rash cream.’
- ‘i think someone summoned a breakfast burrito.’
- ‘you have ruined the energy of the séance with your toilet potty poo-poo-mouth humour!’
- ‘well, it’s only been a few months since you died, but that’s…’
- ‘sorry, can i just stop you? it’s really weird with you down there.’
- ‘he was just doing his husbandly duties.’
- ‘i’ll, uh, just go back inside and leave you to, uh, talking to the air.’
- ‘there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn.’
- ‘i pretended i couldn’t see it, which will give us the element of surprise.’
- ‘get ready to swallow my sword!’
- ‘you need to keep your voice down, otherwise that thing will hear us.’
- ‘i’m just here to scare you guys.’
- ‘my husband is shitting himself down the road.’
- ‘yeah, i’m not positive what my deal is either, so i just sort of keep on truckin’.’
- ‘if we are technically dead, like he says, could ghosts of us exist?’
- ‘got nothing underneath it by the looks of it.’
- ‘i can’t believe i’ve completely forgotten how to speak _____.’
- ‘you could have done one thousand things one thousand times, but what have you done?’
- ‘all you do is sit around this house with these two dumb men just talking about their willies and their arseholes.’
- ‘we did the same with the words.’
- ‘who was that pasty little piece of hummus?’
- ‘well, what can i say? i’m a ravenous little monster.’
- ‘you want to finish your final human orgasm?’
- ‘your meat hands, i’m convinced, would give me the traction for full sexual release.’
- ‘sometimes i would feed him nuts and berries from my own mouth.’
- ‘ah, darling, i seem to have got my crotch stuck in the taxidermy fox’s moth again.’
- ‘so much toxic masculinity in the ottoman empire.’
- ‘see you again soon, you tasty little honeypot.’
1. “Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?”
2. “Ha ha! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is.”
3. “Some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you, most of those women are _____…”
4. “A quarantine zone for a plague that kills ______. Why don’t we ever go anywhere nice?”
5. “Over the years I’ve grown used to the smell of burning bodies. That’s probably a bad sign.”
6. “Tell me again about your immune system.”
7. “It’s so much easier to see the universe in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray.”
8. “Is it hot in here, or is it just… *cough* Oh, that’s not good.”
9. “This wasn’t covered in my training manuals.”
10. “I’ve never considered cross-species intercourse before. And damn, saying it that way doesn’t help. Now I feel all dirty and clinical.”
11. “It’ll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing.”
12. “I don’t know if _____ heaven and ______ heaven are the same place, but if this all goes sideways and we end up there… meet me at the bar.”
13. “Exploring an abandoned area, expecting something mechanical and nasty to jump out at any moment. Just like old times.”
14. “The scars are starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild… but I can go out and get all new ones, if it’ll help.”
15. “I always wanted to learn how to paint. Now I mostly paint the walls with _____ blood. Not the same, but it’s a living.”
16. “If I never see another spider again, I’ll die a contented ______. Unless they have spiders in the afterlife.”
17. “You obviously haven’t seen _____ swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.”
18. “A human! Perfect. I’m kind of on the outs with my human ______. Could you give me some insights?”
19. “_____, sweetie, love of my life. Indulge your crazy ______. I need to know you’re safe.”
20. “We should record this and broadcast it to ______. They’ll either run away, melt down, or fall in love.”
change anything as needed!
- You’re so pathetic! No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser!
- There’s a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes.
- You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!
- Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
- Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
- Funny. I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
- but for me, it’s a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
- Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
- Oh, you’re a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!
- I am finally free to get in touch with my true power… weaving lyrical magic!
- What are you… what are you saying? You don’t need me?
- Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.
- This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
- I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF!
- Good is the path of honor, heroism, and nobility. Evil… well, it’s just cooler.
- Let’s stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
- Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet!
- I finally had a reason to win… You.
- I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
- How could you do this? The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them! You left us in the hands of… HIM!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m going! I think this is it! I’m going far away…!
- Don’t give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that face!
- The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain… Did you ever look back…?
- Disgustingly horrifying, sir!
- And I love you, random citizen!
- Well that seems kinda petty, don’t you think?
- She’ll never find out! That’s the point of lying!
- Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you!
- I am extremely boggled!
- I’m not allowed to insult guests directly.
- Listen, I wouldn’t stay here for more than 2 minutes and 37 seconds. We’re having the walls and ceiling removed.
- You want me to say it? I’ll say it! Here it is, from the deepest, blackest pit of my heart: I’M SORRY!
- Unfathomable. It’s like, uh, without fathom
- I make bad look so good!
- You’d be the brain, so you’d get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something. And since I’m the cool one, I’d have, like, two tanks sword-fighting
- Who wants churros?
- Whoa, you almost died but I saved you!
feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
- ❛ the best years of my life are gone. and they sucked. ❜
- ❛ but i’ve got style, i’ve got flair. ❜
- ❛ i just wanted to eat bacon. ❜
- ❛ good things come to those who wait. ❜
- ❛ you blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind. ❜
- ❛ you made us all feel alive again. ❜
- ❛ for that alone, i’ll love you forever. ❜
- ❛ why don’t you just take a dip in the dead sea with a haemorrhoid. ❜
- ❛ i told you i loved you. but then i took it back! ❜
- ❛ my god what are all these flowers for? ❜
- ❛ either their date went really well or he died and we’re hosting the wake. ❜
- ❛ save it, no one’s gonna hear you. this was originally a bomb shelter. ❜
- ❛ there’ll always be people out there who don’t like you. you’re irritating. ❜
- ❛ right. no distractions. such as setting a small but containable fire. ❜
- ❛ you’ve barely spoken a word to me in 12 hours. it’s scaring me. ❜
- ❛ it’s a waste of money. …so i’ve heard. ❜
- ❛ if i had to like every one of my friends i wouldn’t have any! ❜
- ❛ if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they’ll be wiping your blue blood off the walls. ❜
- ❛ when they shot bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment? ❜
- ❛ he is truly sensitive. when he cries, snot comes out of his nose. ❜
- ❛ how about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy & fear of death? ❜
- ❛ shut your mouth. we are not a pez dispenser. ❜
- ❛ blood is thicker than water. and you can wash them both off of plastic slip covers. ❜
- ❛ you have no idea how cruel children can be. ❜
- ❛ i hate myself… do it again. ❜
- ❛ this will be a great party. a bunch of 60-year-old ladies pinching my cheeks. ❜
- ❛ learn to love it. that’s as close to a woman as you’ll ever get. ❜
- ❛ i could kill you. i could rip out your heart with my bare hands! ❜
- ❛ one part of me says, “get out the window, quick!” but the other part just has to know why. ❜
- ❛ isn’t that sweet? you’re bonding with the sheep. not the first one, i’m sure. ❜
- ❛ i knew you’d find some way to blame it all on me. ❜
- ❛ i should have defended you yesterday but i totally wimped out. ❜
- ❛ i came because they brought me and i don’t know how to get home from here. ❜
- ❛ you know i don’t like to be filmed when i’m eating. ❜
- ❛ which is why there’s more footage of bigfoot than of her. ❜
- ❛ she’s only happy when she’s making everyone around her miserable. ❜
- ❛ do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, i don’t know. ❜
- ❛ you realize, of course, now i’m going to have to kill you. ❜
- ❛ you are a pathetic excuse for a man. ❜
- ❛ there’s nothing wrong with being just a pretty face. in fact, it’s a plus if you have no skills. ❜
- ❛ that is not true! i got this job because i lied on my resume. ❜
- ❛ it is just so adorable how you can’t really express the way you feel. ❜
- ❛ she tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python. ❜
- ❛ all this anger and bitterness is just a mask for low self-esteem. ❜
- ❛ look at your shiny new coat. have you been adding cod liver oil to your diet? ❜
- ❛ oh, easy. he keeps in shape by running from commitment. ❜
- ❛ i have to talk to you about our relationship and the way it seems to have escalated. ❜
- ❛ honey, you look like a smart woman. you’re not, but you look like one. ❜
- ❛ i can share these feelings with you because i’m not in love with you. ❜
- ❛ nobody looks good at two in the morning. ❜
- ❛ are you implying that i cannot keep this thing a secret? ❜
- ❛ oh, you can tell this play was written by a man. ❜
- ❛ hey, we’re not into kinky stuff. one time we ate cheesecake off each other, but that’s only ‘cause no one wanted to get up to get a napkin. ❜
- ❛ sweetheart, you know i’d eat you last. ❜
- ❛ some things just get better with age! like a fine bordeaux! ❜
- ❛ louder, i don’t think they heard you in uruguay. ❜
- ❛ i’ll fight for all those small, defenseless creatures out there. ❜
- ❛ honey, as long as i am living under your roof you will do as i say. ❜
- ❛ it is raining outside – maybe she melted? ❜
- ❛ you’re single by choice. it’s just not your choice. ❜
- ❛ i feel like i have died and gone to heaven. ❜
- ❛ i have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction. ❜
- ❛ there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes; colonel sanders. ❜
- ❛ you need at least two people on your broom to use the express lane ❜
ten things i hate about you.
- “I caught you cheating, you had the nerve to say you were sleeping.”
- “I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you.”
- “You’re selfish, you’re jaded.”
- “You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever dated.”
- “Talk a big game ‘til you’re naked.”
- “Only six seconds, and I had to fake it.”
- “You’re toxic, can’t trust you.”
- “You still got mommy issues.”
- “Years of your bullshit I can’t undo.”
- “I hate the fact that you made me love you.”
- “Your friends must suck if they think you’re cool.”
- “Keep buying bottles with your daddy’s money.”
- “I don’t know how I fell for your shit.”
- “You gross me out and now I’ve got the ick.”
- “I’ve got a list of why you don’t get to fuck me.”
- “How’d you make love you?”
mr . forgettable
- “I know that you’re waiting for me like a dog”
- “Have some patience for the part of me that’s lost”
- “There’s been a hundred times where I don’t recognize any of you that love me”
- “It’s all getting foggy”
- “Just pray I come around”
- “Hello, are you lonely?”
- “I’m sorry, it’s just the chemicals”
- “Hello, do you know me?”
- “I’m called mister forgettable.”
- “The hold me hides, while the new me fights”
- “Look in my eyes, he’s still in there, right?”
- “What about your name?”
- “You used to be my heart, now you’re just a face.”
notion
- “I don’t need the comfort of any lies”
- “I have seen the ending and there is no ascending”
- “When I was younger, was told by other youngsters, that my end will be torture beneath the earth”
- “I don’t see what they see, when death is staring at me”
- “Would your life even matter anymore?”
- “I’m sure there won’t always be sunshine, but there’s this momentary beam of light”
- “Sure, it’s a calming notion, but it’s a lie”
pink rover
- “Oh, you like me now?”
- “Bless me father, for I have sinned.”
- “It’s been a week since my last confession.”
- “Please send the coward over.”
- “If that bastard whistles, put a knife up to his boner; cut him.”
- “Do you like that?”
- “You’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever take me home.”
- “Touch me again and I’ll fucking scream.”
- “Covered in blood, just girly things.”
- “Down on your knees boy.”
- “It’s been a week since my last confession, and too long since these motherfuckers learned a lesson.”
