#ship memes

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- Our muses are pen pals who finally meet up in real life.
- Our muses meet while they are both on vacation.
- Our muses run into each other on opposing sides on the battlefield, but are forced to stick together when they lose contact with their leaders.
- My/your muse is the last of their species, while my/your muse is tracking them down.
- Our muses are both jewel thieves who have set their sights on a large and valuable gem.
- Our muses are awkwardly seated together at a crowded cafe.
- Our muses have been having very strange dreams where they see and talk to each other. Out of nowhere, they spy each other in a public place.
- Our muses bump into each other at a small town festival/fair.
- My/Your muse rescues mine/your muse from a wild or house fire.
- My/your muse is feral and living in the wild, and stumbles upon your/my muse by coincidence.
- My/your muse has been an orphan all their lives, and your/my muse ends up adopting them.
- Our muses are the heirs to rival kingdoms, and must meet to attempt to settle their kingdom’s differences.
- Your/my muse finds my/your muse crying and upset after a bad breakup.
- Our muses stick together after a powerful natural disaster has laid their home to waste.
- My/your muse’s town has been throughly destroyed by raiders, and they are the only survivor a rescue team led by your/my muse can find.
- My/your muse attacks yours/mine out of sheer panic.
- Our muses are both taken as prisoners of war and are forced to share the same cell.
- Our muses meet at a concert for a famous musician/band.
- Our muses are seashell hunting on the beach and strike up a conversation while searching.
- My/your muse risks their life to save your/my muse from certain death.
- Our muses were set up for a blind date by a mutual friend.
- My/your muse is an abandoned child who has been raiding your/my muse’s trash cans for awhile now, until they are caught red-handed.
- My/your muse was shipwrecked and washed up on the shore by your/my muse’s tiny town or island.
- My/your muse ends up becoming your/my muse’s mentor.
☄️- My/your muse is an alien or angel who accidentally crash-landed in your/my muse’s backyard.
- My/your muse stumbles upon your/my muse sitting alone in a flower field.
⛑- My/your muse is a lone medic or Good Samaritan who saved your/my muse’s life when they were very close to death.
- Your/my muse stumbled upon my/your muse caught in a trap and are unable to free themselves.
- Our muses meet in a beauty parlor/spa/bath house.
- Your/my muse is conducting research on my/your muse, who is being held captive in a laboratory.
- My/your muse is a mermaid/man who took pity on and rescued your/my muse.
- Our muses find that they have incredible superpowers and team up with each other to either protect or destroy the world.

- They are given praise
- They get scolded
- They meet someone new and first impressions are good
- They meet someone new and first impressions are bad
- They see their best friend
- They see their worst enemy
☺️- They see a friend
- They see a rival
❣️- They see their crush
♥️- They see their boy/girlfriend
- They see their spouse
- They see their children
- They see their family (specify if desired)
- They get asked to hang out
- They get asked out on a date
- They get stood up/broken up with
- They win a huge reward
- They are given a gift they like
- They are given a gift they dislike
- They find a long lost possession of theirs
- They see something on sale for a bargain price
- They see something that is being given away for free
- They narrowly escape a perilous situation
- They hear someone knock on their door
- Someone asks to borrow their phone

&. . 

(  a  mix  of  fluff  and  angst  for  all  your  shipping  needs.  )

  • ❛ you look happier. ❜
  • ❛ they’re teaching me to kill, but who’s teaching me to love? ❜
  • ❛ it’s hard to sit here and be close to you and not kiss you. ❜
  • ❛ you left like i was never a reason to stay. ❜
  • ❛ i never craved attention until i tasted yours. ❜
  • ❛ if i kissed you, i don’t think i’d be able to stop. ❜
  • ❛ you had my heart before i could say no. ❜
  • ❛ but friends don’t look at each other like we do. ❜
  • ❛ i like you. a lot. like a lot, a lot. ❜
  • ❛ you’d look cuter holding my hand, but whatever. ❜
  • ❛ they say you’re dangerous, but you’re my safe. ❜
  • ❛ you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world. ❜
  • ❛ i need you, you idiot. ❜
  • ❛ i’d be yours, if you asked. ❜
  • ❛ what’s meant to be will always find a way. ❜
  • ❛ i never planned to have you on my mind this often. ❜
  • ❛ you still live in the silences between my thoughts. ❜
  • ❛ we’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other. ❜
  • ❛ with a heart like that, you deserve the world. ❜
  • ❛ i will look for you in every lifetime until we finally stay. ❜
  • ❛ it’ll always be you. ❜
  • ❛ i am yours. no refunds. ❜
  • ❛ meet me in my dreams and stay for a while. ❜
  • ❛ please don’t let me forget your voice. ❜
  • ❛ i am in love with a moment we never had. ❜
  • ❛ you steady me and stir me all at once. ❜
  • ❛ i never want to stop making memories with you. ❜
  • ❛ what i have with you, i don’t want with anyone else. ❜
  • ❛ you smile a lot more since we’ve met. ❜
  • ❛ do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? ❜
  • ❛ i may not be your first, but i want to be your last. ❜
  • ❛ i have passed by many eyes, but i only got lost in yours. ❜
  • ❛ i’m pretty sure i didn’t meet you for nothing. ❜
  • ❛ for you, i’ll risk it all. ❜
  • ❛ i’m happiest when i’m with you. ❜
  • ❛ i wonder what i look like in your eyes. ❜
  • ❛ you’re important to me, you piece of shit. ❜
  • ❛ and now you’re a stranger with all my secrets. ❜
  • ❛ it terrifies me what i would do for you. ❜
  • ❛ anywhere with you is everywhere i want to be. ❜
  • ❛ my soul just wants to be closer to yours. ❜
  • ❛ you’re still my person, even if i’m no longer yours. ❜
  • ❛ you didn’t just break promises, you broke me. ❜
  • ❛ some people search their whole lives for what i found in you. ❜
  • ❛ you return like autumn and i fall every time. ❜
  • ❛ i think about kissing you all the time. ❜
  • ❛ maybe i’ll see you in another life if this one wasn’t enough. ❜
  • ❛ the most beautiful part is, i wasn’t even looking when i found you. ❜
  • ❛ your eyes hold everything my heart thirsts for. ❜
  • ❛ you are enough. a thousand times enough. ❜
  • ❛ a sky full of stars, and i’d still watch you. ❜
  • ❛ i broke my rules for you. ❜
  • ❛ you give me fireflies. ❜
  • ❛ in your eyes, i found gravity. ❜
  • ❛ you have no idea how much i like you. ❜
  • ❛ my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own. ❜
  • ❛ so do right people with wrong timing get a second chance? ❜
  • ❛ i pushed everyone away because they weren’t you. ❜
  • ❛ you were worth the wait. ❜
  • ❛ c’mon, we’d look cute together. ❜
  • ❛ if you take care of everyone, who takes care of you? ❜
  • ❛ i think i might be in some kind of love with you. ❜

&. .

(  lyric  dialogue  prompts  taken  from  glass  animals  album:  dreamland.  feel  free  to  change  as  you  seem  fit.  ) 

  • ❛ i can’t keep on makin’ you happy. ❜
  • ❛ i wish i could show you more of yourself. ❜
  • ❛ i wish i could make you somebody else. ❜
  • ❛ tangerine, come on back to me. ❜
  • ❛ you got what i need, tangerine. ❜
  • ❛ i love it when the light sits on you just right. ❜
  • ❛ you only look at me properly now when you’re drunk. ❜
  • ❛ i want what we had, where you gone? ❜
  • ❛ i wish that we could be real too. ❜
  • ❛ i don’t wanna be around you. just wanna be like you. ❜
  • ❛ touch the glass, i’ll feel you through it. ❜
  • ❛ you’re wanted coast to coast. ❜
  • ❛ fuck that shit, now i go my way and you go yours. ❜
  • ❛ really think that metal gonna make you safe? ❜
  • ❛ playin’ peek-a-boo with the devil these days. ❜
  • ❛ gotta say i’m pretty glad they caught you, man. ❜
  • ❛ if this is my life then i’m tokyo drifting. ❜
  • ❛ everything we’re doing just feels fucking cold. ❜
  • ❛ how did this happen when we were so close? ❜
  • ❛ when it all started, i thought we would grow old. ❜
  • ❛ i know i can’t make you younger. ❜
  • ❛ i can’t stop life moving onwards. ❜
  • ❛ i can’t hide you from life’s horrors. ❜
  • ❛ i’m not making you like your father. ❜
  • ❛ you call but i just cut the line. ❜
  • ❛ i’m backsliding into this just one more time. ❜
  • ❛ you dyed your hair blue. ❜
  • ❛ oh, so much deja vu. ❜
  • ❛ i can feel your love, your temporary touch, it’s a hit and run. ❜
  • ❛ don’t you want some more, ‘cause i can feel your love. ❜
  • ❛ maybe in time, when we’re both better at life, daylight can open my eyes and you’ll still be by my side. ❜
  • ❛ night by night, i let you eat me alive. ❜
  • ❛ i want you to eat me alive. ❜
  • ❛ i just wish that i could see through you. ❜
  • ❛ chat shit, but where’s the real you? ❜
  • ❛ i’m a liar, i’ve been on that shit since ‘99. ❜
  • ❛ clap clap, you’re a clever, clever cookie now. ❜
  • ❛ waterfalls coming out your mouth, what the hell are we doing now? ❜
  • ❛ waterfalls tearing you apart, what the hell are we doing now? ❜
  • ❛ i tried for you and i, for too hard, for too long. ❜
  • ❛ gave it all and everything for more time, but i lost. ❜
  • ❛ you don’t make a sound, heartbreak was never so loud. ❜
  • ❛ i see the bruise, i see the truth, i see what he’s been doin’ to you. ❜
  • ❛ why’d you put up with that shit? ❜
  • ❛ why’d you go back for that kiss? ❜
  • ❛ why don’t we pack and leave this? ❜
  • ❛ why do you smile when he cries? ❜
  • ❛ why do you cry when he wins? ❜
  • ❛ domestic bliss, i know how bad you wanted it. ❜
  • ❛ last night, all i think about is you. ❜
  • ❛ sometimes, all i think about is you, late nights in the middle of june. ❜
  • ❛ usually i put somethin’ on tv, so we never think about you and me. ❜
  • ❛ you just need a better life than this. ❜
  • ❛ you need somethin’ i can never give. ❜
  • ❛ now i gotta let you go, you’ll be better off in someone new. ❜
  • ❛ you look so broken when you cry. ❜
  • ❛ i just wonder what you’re dreamin’ of when you sleep and smile so comfortable.❜
  • ❛ i just wish that i could give you that, that look that’s perfectly un-sad. ❜
  • ❛ 9:09. you gonna call it or am i? ❜
  • ❛ you talk like a man and taste like the sun. ❜
  • ❛ i guess i want you more than i thought i did. ❜

&. .

(  platonic  ships  are  just  as  important  as  romantic  ones!  so  here’s  some  sentence  starters  for  all  your  friendship  needs!  )

  • ❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜
  • ❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜
  • ❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜
  • ❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜
  • ❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜
  • ❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜
  • ❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜
  • ❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜
  • ❛ i can always count on you. ❜
  • ❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜
  • ❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜
  • ❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜
  • ❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜
  • ❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜
  • ❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜
  • ❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜
  • ❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜
  • ❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜
  • ❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜
  • ❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜
  • ❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜
  • ❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜
  • ❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜
  • ❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜
  • ❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜
  • ❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜
  • ❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜
  • ❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜
  • ❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜
  • ❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜
  • ❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜
  • ❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜
  • ❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜
  • ❛ friends don’t lie. ❜
  • ❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜
  • ❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜
  • ❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜
  • ❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜
  • ❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜
  • ❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜
  • ❛ because you love me! duh! ❜
  • ❛ why do you keep me around? ❜
  • ❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜
  • ❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜
  • ❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜
  • ❛ what are best friends for? ❜

theartofblossoming:

f-yeah-askmemes:

slightly angstier ship meme

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

  • who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks
  • who worries more about the other
  • who is more afraid about the other leaving them
  • who is more likely to leave (for any reason)
  • who is more likely to drunkenly confess
  • who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)
  • who picks fights more often
  • who usually apologizes first
  • who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other
  • who is more likely to lash out at the other
  • who gets more jealous
  • who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:

This looks fun! Ask for:

  • Vin & Mac
  • Skyler, Sturges and Piper
  • OR
  • Overboss Lore and (“we’re not together like that”) Porter Gage

Bumpity! Ask away.

f-yeah-askmemes:

slightly angstier ship meme

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

  • who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks
  • who worries more about the other
  • who is more afraid about the other leaving them
  • who is more likely to leave (for any reason)
  • who is more likely to drunkenly confess
  • who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)
  • who picks fights more often
  • who usually apologizes first
  • who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other
  • who is more likely to lash out at the other
  • who gets more jealous
  • who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:

This looks fun! Ask for:

  • Vin & Mac
  • Skyler, Sturges and Piper
  • OR
  • Overboss Lore and (“we’re not together like that”) Porter Gage

screnwriter:

oblivious idiots in love

credit if reposting, don’t repost to other websites, change pronouns as needed x

  • “ you really don’t see it, do you? “
  • “ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask her out, do you? “
  • “ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “
  • “ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
  • “ is that really all she is to you? “
  • “ he kissed you? “ it was more of a peck… “
  • “ she’s just a friend? “
  • “ you’re so full of shit. “
  • “ come on, you’re in love with her. “
  • “ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “
  • “ i wanted to kiss you. i’ve been wanting to kiss you for quite a while. “
  • “ so you kissed him, and then you… “ “ ran away. “
  • “ friends don’t look at each other that way. “
  • “ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything…
  • “ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “
  • “ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “
  • “ it’s just an innocent kiss. “
  • “ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “
  • “ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
  • “ we’re just friends. “
  • “ you’re still hung up on [your ex]. “
  • “ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “
  • “ man, fuck that guy. go show her what she’s missing. “
  • “ just put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “
  • “ she invited you to her [loved one’s] funeral? “ “ yeah, for support and comfort. “ “ …why you specifically? “
  • “ you were practically made for each other. “
  • “ she shut me down last time, remember? “
  • “ you’re in denial. “ “ i am not in denial! “
  • “ that guy’s a real jerk. you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “
  • “ look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel something for me. “
  • “ do you have a crush on me or something? “
  • “ are you asking me out? “ “ no. i mean yes, maybe… as friends? “
  • “ don’t let this one go. he’s perfect for you. “
  • “ unless you don’t like me, in which case i take it back. “
  • “ do you think that this, us… do you think it could ever be something more? “
  • “ she’s everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing her as a friend. “
  • “ i’m worried that if we go there, and things don’t work out… things might never be the same. “
  • “ you know that’s not the case. she adoresyou. “
  • “ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “
  • “ of course i love him, we’ve been friends for ages. “
  • “ grow some balls and be honest with her. “
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