#rp sentences
Vampire Academy (2014) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Oh, surely you have something more interesting to discuss than my ass.”
- “What did I do wrong? I had you.”
- “The battle cry was your first mistake.”
- “(Name) is wild, dangerous…”
- “Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.”
- “Handcuffs? There’s gotta be a compliment there somewhere.”
- “I lied. (Name) doesn’t think that you’re a creepy stalker, she actually likes you.”
- “Because I think that you’re a creepy stalker and I actually don’t like you.”
- “Are you trying to tell me you’re suddenly mature and responsible?”
- “That’s your dress. That’s the dress you were born to wear.”
- “Everyone saw that I tried to take the high road. Sort of.”
- “How’s that ‘under the radar’ plan working out, (Name)?”
- “At this point, I can’t remember who loves us and who hates us.”
- “Let’s make tonight our bitch.”
- “It is never the girl’s fault, even when it is the girl’s fault. No one ever explained that to you?”
- “You know, if you weren’t so psychotic, you’d be fun to hang out with.”
- “He has a terrible personality.”
- “(Name) has a personality? I didn’t know.”
- “Don’t take this the wrong way (name), but I probably should have killed you.”
- “There’s a compliment in there somewhere.”
- “You’re telling me something that never happened actually never happened? Thanks.”
- “Why can’t you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot naked guys on unicorns?”
- “Forty-five minutes of silence. It has to be a (name) record.”
- “You do understand, (name), that even the walls of a church can’t protect a true sinner from a good lightning bolt?”
- “Are you calling me a tool?”
- “(Name), calm down. I’ll protect you.”
- “A female - especially one who lives off of blood and magic - is going to have her mood swings.”
Cruel Intentions (1999) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “He told me loved me, and I believed him.”
- “Jesus Chris! How could you be so stupid?”
- “He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand.”
- “How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?”
- “Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.”
- “How are things down under? Blossoming, I hope.”
- “I didn’t know it was asshole day at the (last name) house.”
- “When I’m through with (name), she’ll be the premier tramp of the (location) area.”
- “You amaze me.”
- “It’s okay for guys like you and (name) to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like (name).”
- “God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”
- “Oh, she’s daddy’s little angel, a paradigm of chastity and virtue.”
- “Now tell me are you in, or are you out?”
- “(Name), the only thing you’ll be riding is me.”
- “About that little wager of yours, count me in.”
- “In English; I’ll fuck your brains out.”
- “Most people are sheep.”
- “How can someone so charming be so manipulative?”
- “Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention.”
- “I don’t know. Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.”
- “You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.”
- “I hate it when things don’t go my way.”
- “It’s okay, you can laugh, I promise I won’t tell anyone.”
- “How dare you treat me with such disrespect!”
- “My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.”
- “But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?”
- “(Name), everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.”
- “You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t? God, are you a chump.”
- “I can’t win with you.”
- “If you must know, yes. I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated with her.”
- “Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight.”
- “You were going to leave school a legend, now you’re going to leave a joke.”
- “I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie.”
- “I don’t know how to make this any clearer to you. You mean nothing to me! You were just… You were just a conquest.”
- “You’re such a coward. Look at yourself, you’re shaking!”
- “Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you.”
- “You were very much in love with her and you’re still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it.”
- “Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy, (name). A little toy I like to play with.”
- “So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.”
- “Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?”
- “The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.”
- “I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.”
- “No more lies. Please give me another chance.”
The Secret Circle: Season 1 | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Oh for God’s sake, spit it out!”
- “Find the Circle. The Circle can protect you.”
- “Don’t go bragging.”
- “I’m gonna brag about you?”
- “We don’t kill innocent children.”
- “Do I have anything to worry about with you and (name)?”
- “Because I’m insecure. And I love you.”
- “Because I’m feeling kind of slutty!”
- “We haven’t quite worked out the kinks of getting along.”
- “I don’t mind being alone. Unlike you (name), I like myself.”
- “I’ve been called worse.”
- “Some things should be done without magic.”
- “Don’t be that pathetic girl who thinks “he will change for me,” they never change.”
- “Okay, I got it, he’s a loser, I’m a loser, feel better?”
- “My family’s book of shadows.”
- “You need my help and to be honest, I never understood why we are not better friends.”
- “(Name) was saying some things and I made the mistake of listening.”
- “This time, I do what I want. You don’t stop me.”
- “You are a one-woman relationship wrecking crew.”
- “And you are a bitchy, spoiled little girl who wants to blame me for all of your problems instead of just looking in the mirror.”
- “Last time I was here I was drugged, kidnapped and almost killed.”
- “I know not everything can be perfect. But I have to believe that it can be.”
- “I wouldn’t be here if I could do magic by myself.”
- “Do you? Have feelings for (name)?”
- “I felt a connection between us the first moment we met.”
- “No. Because we’re tough. And we’re dressed kinda slutty.”
- “You tried to steal my power.”
- “You keep whining about how much you don’t want your dark magic. I was doing you a favor.”
- “How does this bitch get a free pass and I get burned at the stake?”
- “Of course she did, because she’s a creepy little Stepford ghoul with dark magic and daddy issues.”
- “I don’t know where to start. An entire childhood and adolescence of questions.”
- “Once dark magic takes a hold of you, it’s impossible to get free.”
- “You can’t live in the past. Especially when the present looks like me.”
- “If I used your power to do it, you can help me bring (name) back.”
- “You’re a witch. Do a spell. Bring him back to life!”
- “I’m not God, (name). I can’t just make someone live!”
- “The thing is, in the blink of an eye, I feel like everything was perfect, but I can’t remember that feeling.”
- “You know, (name)’s right. You really are a drama queen.”
- “I guess my taste in guys has hit a new low I never imagined possible.”
- “We can’t just sit here and let them get away with this!”
- “Things will get better, I promise.”
- “My father didn’t love her. He just used her.”
- “He used all of our parents and now he’s using us.”
- “Why is it always squeaky old dirty places? Why can’t he hide in a mall or a nice hotel?”
- “Witch hunters have always been the best way to galvanize witches.”
- “You are the only family I have left.”
- “No matter where I go, that is never gonna change. But I have got to get our of here.”
- “I’ve lost everything. I don’t even know who I am any more.”
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Well done, (name)! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers!”
- “I’ve been much too tolerant of these juvenile delinquents, and their innocent, victim-less pranks.”
- “I guess I could use a little… social interaction.”
- “Why won’t anyone talk about the Grinch?”
- “Ohhh… Bleeding hearts of the world, unite!”
- “Thanks for saving me.”
- “You’ve been practicing your Christmas wrapping. Honey, I’m so proud of you.”
- “Oh, that’s really mature, saying exactly what I say!”
- “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!”
- “You see? Even now the terror is welling up inside you!”
- “Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.”
- “(Name), I came to invite you to be the Holiday Cheermeister.”
- “I know you hate Christmas, but what if it’s all just a misunderstanding?”
- “Come on! A minute ago, I couldn’t shut you up! Details, details!”
- “Stupid! Ugly! Out of date! This is ridiculous! If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going!”
- “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!”
- “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.”
- “I must stop this whole thing.”
- “You hate Christmas, you’re gonna steal it!”
- “(Name), what’s Christmas really about?”
- “Merry Christmas, (name).”
- “Nice kid. Bad judge of character.”
- “We did it, we did it! That wasn’t so bad, was it, (name)?”
- “Well, I wonder who could have done this.”
- “(Name), I hope you’re very proud of what you’ve done.”
- “Oh, the wailing and the gnashing of teeth. The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out! It’ll be like music to my ears!”
- “Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
- “(Name), help me! I’m… feeling!”
- “What’s happening to me? I’m all… toasty inside.”
- “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry.”
- “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”
- “There’s nothing like the Holidays.”
It (2017) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Sure I will not get into trouble, (name)?”
- “Don’t be a wuss. I’d come with you if I weren’t dying.”
- “You look like a nice boy, I bet you have a lot of friends.”
- “He’s probably the one doing it.”
- “We’re supposed to be having fun! This isn’t fun, it’s scary and disgusting.”
- “Oh shit. Oh god. Oh fuck! I don’t like this.”
- “My mom’s gonna kill me.”
- “There’s a kid outside, looks like someone killed him.”
- “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”
- “Why don’t you shut the fuck up, Einstein, because I know what I’m doing.”
- “Do you think this will help me, (name)?”
- “I need to show you something.”
- “(Place) is not like any town I’ve been in before. They did a study once and, it turns out, people die or disappear at six times the national average.”
- “Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I’m not seeing this shit?”
- “Thanks, guys, but you shouldn’t have done that. He’ll be after you guys too now.”
- “My grandfather thinks this town is cursed.”
- “If we stick together, all of us. We’ll win.”
- “I want to run towards something, not away.”
- “I’m an outsider. Gotta stay that way.”
- “No! No next time, (name)! You’re insane!”
- “Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”
- “I’m not afraid of you!”
- “This isn’t real enough for you, (name)? I’m not real enough for you?”
- “It was real enough for (name).”
- “I couldn’t find my way outta here.”
- “I told you, (name). I fucking told you.”
- “You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse and now I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown.”
- “Now you’re the one who’s afraid.”
Britney Spears: Oops! …I Did It Again | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
Oops! …I Did It Again
- “I think I did it again.”
- “I made you believe we’re more than just friends.”
- “It might seem like a crush but it doesn’t mean that I’m serious.”
- “That is just so typically me.”
- “Oops, I did it again.”
- “I played with your heart, got lost in the game.”
- “Oops, you think I’m in love. That I’m sent from above.”
- “I’m not that innocent.”
- “Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways.”
- “Well baby, I went down and got it for you.”
- “Aww, you shouldn’t have.”
Stronger
- “There’s nothing you can do or say, baby.”
- “I’m not your property as from today, baby.”
- “You might think that I won’t make it on my own, but now I’m stronger than yesterday.”
- “My loneliness ain’t killing me no more.”
- “I’m stronger than I ever thought that I could be, baby.”
- “You might think that I can’t take it, but you’re wrong.”
- “I don’t need nobody, better off alone.”
- “I don’t need nobody, not anybody.”
Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know
- “My friends say you’re so into me and that you need me desperately.”
- “But I need to hear it straight from you.”
- “I’ve been waiting for so long it hurts.”
- “I wanna hear you say the words, please.”
- “Don’t let me be the last to know.”
- “Don’t hold back, just let it go.”
- “Your body language says so much.”
- “C'mon, and tell me you’re in love, please.”
- “And I don’t wanna wait another day.”
- “I wanna feel the way you feel.”
Lucky
- “It’s time for make-up, perfect smile.”
- “It’s you they’re all waiting for.”
- “Isn’t she lovely, this Hollywood girl?”
- “She’s so lucky, she’s a star.”
- “If there’s nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night?”
- “And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning.”
- “But tell me what happens when it stops?”
- “She is so lucky, but why does she cry?”
Britney Spears: …Baby One More Time | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
Baby One More Time
- “Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know.”
- “Show me how want it to be.”
- “My loneliness is killing me.”
- “When I’m not with you I lose my mind.”
- “Boy, you got me blinded.”
- “Oh, pretty baby, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do.”
You Drive Me Crazy
- “Baby, I’m so into you.”
- “The earth is moving, but I can’t feel the ground.”
- “Every time you look at me my heart is jumping, it’s easy to see.”
- “You drive me crazy, I just can’t sleep.”
- “I’m so excited, I’m in too deep.”
- “Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night.”
- “Tell me I’m not in the blue, that I’m not wasting my feelings on you.”
Sometimes
- “It’s not that I don’t wanna stay but every time you come too close I move away.”
- “I wanna believe in everything that you say.”
- “But if you really want me, move slow.”
- “There’s things about me you just have to know.”
- “Sometimes I’m scared of you.”
- “But all I really want is to hold you tight.”
- “Every time that I’m alone I wonder why.”
- “You’ll see that you’re the only one for me.”
- “If you love me, trust in me the way that I trust in you.”
From the Bottom of My Broken Heart
- “How was I to know I’d miss you so?”
- “And you didn’t hear all my joy through my tears.”
- “From the bottom of my broken heart there’s just a thing or two I’d like you to know.”
- “You were my first love.”
- “I never knew love ‘til there was you.”
- “Please stay, give our love a chance for one more day.”
- “We could have worked things out.”
- “But you put a dart through my dreams, through my heart.”
- “Never look back, we said.”
- “How was I to know I’d miss you so?”
Pet Sematary (2019) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “What do you think?”
- “It’s pretty incredible, don’t you think?”
- “What is this place?”
- “Well, the whole town’s been using this place for generations.”
- “A lot of folks make a kind of ritual out of it.”
- “Well, that doesn’t have to be such a bad thing, does it?”
- “It might seem scary, but it’s not. It’s perfectly natural.”
- “We all die and eventually, one way or another, and we all go back into the ground.”
- “Well, we don’t actually know that it works exactly like that.”
- “(Name), the barrier is not meant to be broken.”
- “Wow. You must be really old.”
- “I’m afraid so.”
- “We need to have a little talk.”
- “What the fuck does that mean?”
- “You’re going to have to do better than that, (name).”
- “The Wendigo may just be some crazy folktale, but there is something up there, something that brings things back.”
- “Once you feel the power of that place, you make up the sweetest smelling reasons to go back.”
- “Sometimes dead is better.”
- “I should never have shown you that place.”
- “I’m so goddamn sorry I did this.”
- “(Name) is the first person to touch my heart in a long time.”
- “It’s that goddamn place. It feeds on your grief, gets into your mind.”
- “I’m dead, aren’t I?”
- “If you’ve done something, (name), it’s not too late to undo it.”
- “You don’t have to worry about me, (name).”
- “You’re scaring me. Just tell me what you’re talking about.”
- “It was my fault she died, (name). I had to bring her back.”
- “She’s been given back to us. We have a second chance.”
- “I thought we could be a family. I wanted to be a family. But we can’t.”
Perfect Sisters (2014) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Ever since I can remember, it was always my sister and me against the big bad world.”
- “It’s a chance for us to make a fresh start. It’s gonna be kickass.”
- “I honestly can’t remember a time when my sister and I didn’t cling to each other like velcro.”
- “I mean, all we’ve really got, all we’ve ever really have is each other.”
- “I’m really trying and I would appreciate just a little bit of positivity from you.”
- “Sometimes I’m amazed we share the same genetic material.”
- “I can’t fool myself anymore. Bad stuff is coming.”
- “I don’t know what your deal is, but you can’t just die your hair, dress like a slut bag and expect to be the shit all of the sudden. Doesn’t work that way.”
- “Look, I’ve had feelings for you since we were like little kids, since our moms started working together.”
- “Listen, you don’t want to get involved with someone like me.”
- “Look at me! Why are you letting this happen?”
- “Everyone deals with these things differently.”
- “What was it like? What was it like to actually kill somebody?”
- “Let’s go hose you down.”
- “You remind me of mom.”
- “You helped us do it. No matter how far you distance yourself from us, nothing can change the fact that you helped us.”
- “Well you’re not a bad person. You’re just a person who had a lot of bad stuff happen to her.”
- “I think you don’t know how to let people care about you. I think all you know how to do is to push people away.”
- “I love you more than anything you stupid idiot!”
- “We did what we did to make our lives better and it worked.”
- “I know and I’m sorry. If I could go back I would do things differently.”
- “You know, you’re acting really weird. Even for you.”
- “Nobody really cared about her when she was alive. Now nobody really cares that she is dead.”
- “We lied about killing our mom.”
- “We like to mess with people like that.”
- “That’s a pretty sick thing to be telling people.”
- “Well what can I say? We’re pretty messed up.”
- “There is a big difference between being a pathological liar and a murderer.”
Ma (2019) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “I know it’s weird, but please?”
- “Now I see what’s going on. A man sending a girl to do his dirty work.”
- “We’re sorry. Could you hook us up, though?”
- “You smell like pot.”
- “It’s really not that big a deal.”
- “I want you to make smarter decisions than that.”
- “Like all the amazing decisions you’ve made.”
- “You look like you’re going to see a boy. Are you going to meet a boy?”
- “This is fucking sketchy.”
- “Hey. I was just thinking, why wait for the weekend? It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”
- “You be careful now. Take it real slow. Men are dogs.”
- “I’m serious, that bitch is crazy.”
- “How about you mind your own damn business!”
- “Are you guys mad at me for something?”
- “Well, here’s what I think. I think you’re trying to get back at me.”
- “We both know you had a thing for me, and I barely gave you the time of day.”
- “You’re a loser, (name). You always have been, and it’s pathetic.”
- “This is your one warning, (name).”
- “What you did to me, the humiliation, it never goes away.”
- “You see, you treated me like a dog because that’s what you are. You, you’re no man, (name).”
- “They’re children! What the fuck is wrong with you?”
- “How does it feel to be on the outside looking in? Hurts, huh?”
- “Sounds like someone’s a little jealous.”
- “Think I thought we had some kind of a connection, but you just threw it all away.”
- “Ungrateful bitch. To think I took care of (name) for you.”
- “I need a man, huh? This ought to shut you up for once.”
- “Why are you doing this? You need help.”
- “I am not weak and I’m not my mother.”
Scream Queens Season 1 (pt.2) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go disinvite (name) from speaking at commencement.”
- “You should go. Any guy swiping right on you is a miracle.”
- “(Name) was the planner. The George Clooney in their psycho Ocean’s Eleven, but (name) was the muscle.”
- “Without him, they could never keep this whole thing going.”
- “That guy, (name), was terrible to his brother, did you know that?”
- “First day on the job and I caught a killer. Ha ha ha! Ain’t no way you’re getting out of this one, (name)!”
- “I wanna know what I’m being charged with!”
- “You drove your pick-up truck through the front window of a Best Buy. You killed or maimed 40 people.”
- “What a weird way to put that.”
- “I mean, it’s not out of the question. I was a bit of a man-slut back in the day.”
- “I don’t understand how this keeps happening!”
- “Is this meat locker like a wormhole to an alternate universe or something?”
- “Gravity killed (name). I just gave her a little push.”
- “Okay, just so we’re clear, I only caught this kiss so I could throw it away.”
- “Look, if I can get (name) to love me and have sex with me, I can stay on earth.”
- “Look, I can’t live like this. Okay? All I do is work out and kill people.”
- “I’m a work in progress! Okay?”
- “Maybe I have to get all this bitch out of me before I can be the real me.”
- “I knew it! Looks like the bitch apple doesn’t fall far from the bitch tree.”
- “First of all, I’m an American, I don’t have to understand anything.”
- “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with my boyfriend.”
- “(Name), if it’s really you, use your special dead telepathy to answer a question no one knows the answer to but me.”
- “Look you just can’t let dead people get to you. They’re super pissed off they’re dead so they’re coming from a place of anger.”
- “(Name) is screwing with me from beyond the grave!”
- “Oh give it a rest, Nancy Drew! Whatever your plan was, it isn’t working.”
- “I just don’t think it would work out with us. You’re nuts. And not like a typical crazy-ass co-ed but ‘wake up with my penis in a jar’ lunatic.”
- “Oh, I meant everything I said about you. I still think you’re useless.”
- “Let me brew you up a hot cup of tell it like it is.”
Scream Queens Season 1 (pt.1) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Halloween is the most important day of the year. It’s the one day on the Gregorian calendar where you’re allowed to go around terrifying children and not be branded a psychopath.”
- “Why do you even care how many people I sleep with? Okay? I always wear protection. And it’s not like I love these chicks.”
- “You… you love me?”
- “Yeah, well, it was really bloody.”
- “I’m sort of over this whole “serial murderer” thing that’s going on right now.”
- “You have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear.”
- “I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt? Nobody likes a suck-up, (name).”
- “What fresh hell is this?”
- “Shut up, you don’t die from getting your face burned off.”
- “She probably had a heart attack.”
- “You’re an awful person.”
- “Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty so it doesn’t really matter.”
- “Good evening, idiot hookers.”
- “You’re so confident without being mean. What anti-depressants are you on?”
- “If someone is targeting you, they’re going to find you wherever you are, you know?”
- “I feel so loved and protected by all of you.”
- “I don’t know. Supposedly it was a super fun party.”
- “You’re gonna be sorry. Nobody breaks up with (name).”
- “Hey, girl, can I just ask you what’s up with your outfit?”
Disney Lyrics: Villain Edition (pt.2) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
Hellfire
- “You know I am a righteous man.”
- “Of my virtue I am justly proud.”
- “You know I’m so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.”
- “Then tell me, (name), why I see her dancing there.”
- “I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her raven hair.”
- “This burning desire is turning me to sin.”
- “It’s not my fault, I’m not to blame.”
- “It’s not my fault if in God’s plan, he made the devil so much stronger than a man.”
- “Don’t let the siren cast her spell.”
- “Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone.”
- “Be mine or you will burn.”
- “God have mercy on me.”
Oogie Boogie’s Song
- “Well, well, well, what have we here?”
- “Ooh, I’m really scared!”
- “So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about.”
- “You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’, I can’t believe my eyes.”
- “You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be.”
- “This can’t be the right guy.”
- “I might just split a seam now if I don’t die laughing first.”
- “There’s trouble close at hand.”
- “And if you aren’t shakin’, there’s something very wrong.”
- “Release me now or you must face the dire consequences.”
- “Would someone shut this fella up.”
- “It’s funny, I’m laughing, you really are too much.”
- “I’m gonna do the best I can.”
- “It’s much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line.”
- “You aren’t comprehending the position that you’re in.”
- “It’s hopeless, you’re finished, you haven’t got a prayer!”
My Lullaby
- “Sleep, my little (name), let your dreams take wing.”
- “One day when you’re big and strong, you will be a king.”
- “I’ve been exiled, persecuted. Left alone with no defense.”
- “When I think of what that brute did, I get a little tense.”
- “But I dream a dream so pretty that I don’t feel so depressed.”
- “Now the past I’ve tried forgetting.”
- “Trouble is, I knows it’s petty, but I hate to let them live.”
- “So you found yourself somebody who’d chase (name) up a tree.”
- “Oh, the battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me.”
- “A symphony of death, oh my. That’s my lullaby.”
- “The joy of vengeance.”
- “Payback time is nearing and then our flag will fly against a blood-red sky.”
Disney Lyrics: Villain Edition (pt.1) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
Be Prepared
- “Maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.”
- “My words are a matter of pride.”
- “It’s clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs.”
- “So prepare for a chance of a lifetime.”
- “Be prepared for sensational news.”
- “A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.”
- “I know it sounds sordid but you’ll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues.”
- “Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected to take certain duties on board.”
- “The point that I must emphasize is you won’t get a sniff without me!”
- “Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.”
Poor Unfortunate Souls
- “My dear, sweet child, that’s what I do. It’s what I live for.”
- “I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty.”
- “They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
- “But you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.”
- “It’s a talent that I always have possessed.”
- “They come flocking to my cauldron crying, “Spells, (name), please!” and I help them. Yes I do.”
- “But on the whole I’ve been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls.”
- “Go ahead. Make your choice!”
- “I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day.”
Friends on the Other Side
- “Don’t you disrespect me little man. Don’t you derogate or deride!”
- “You’re in my world now, not your world.”
- “And I got friends on the other side.”
- “I can read your future, I can change it around some too.”
- “You do have have a soul, don’t you, (name)?”
- “I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I didn’t even try.”
- “The cards, the cards, just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me.”
- “But in your future the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be.”
- “I hope you’re satisfied, but if you ain’t, don’t blame me.”
- “You can blame my friends on the other side.”
- “You got what you wanted. What you want is what you get.”
Mother Knows Best
- “Look at you, as fragile as a flower.”
- “That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear.”
- “I guess I always knew this day was coming.”
- “Trust me, pet. Mother knows best.”
- “Listen to your mother.”
- “It’s a scary world out there.”
- “One way or another, something will go wrong, I swear.”
- “Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me.”
- “Mother’s right here. Mother will protect you.”
- “On your own, you won’t survive.”
- “Mother understands, Mother’s here to help you.”
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “My dear, I think we can make this so much simpler if we agree not to lie to each other.”
- “That can lead to revolution. And then in a fraction of time, the whole system collapses.”
- “He’s a lovely boy, isn’t he?”
- “Why don’t you just kill me now?”
- “I want us to be friends. But if not friends, then allies.”
- “I never said she was smart!”
- “She’s committed, I’ll give her that.”
- “If he’s trying to protect her in any way, it exposes him.”
- “I bet when it really comes down to it, he won’t protect her.”
- “I’ll tell them you’re still making up your mind.”
- “(Name), you are angry. Tell me why.”
- “You know, I’m getting totally screwed over here.”
- “Fear does not work as long as they have hope, and (name) is giving them hope.”
- “(Name), I don’t know what kind of deals you made with (name), but he made me promises too.”
- “If you die, and I live, I’d have nothing.”
- “It’s different for you. Your family needs you.”
- “He can’t hurt me. There’s nobody left that I love.”
- “We… we want our love to be eternal.”
- “That’s a debt I’ll never be able to repay.”
- “See, (name), the way the whole “friend” thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.”
- “Well, now you’ve stepped over the line.”
- “You’ve given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.”
- “Remember who the real enemy is.”
- “I’m really not in the mood for a lecture. I’ll apologize to (name) later.”
- “You don’t have to apologize to anybody, including me.”
- “So far, I’m not overwhelmed by our choices.”
The Hunger Games | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Brother turned on brother until nothing remained.”
- “Listen to me. You’re stronger than they are.”
- “Give me a chance to wake up, sweetheart. This mentoring is very taxing stuff.”
- “I told her I would try to win. That I would try to win, for her.”
- “Yeah, but I’m not very good at making friends.”
- “So (name), tell me. Is there a special girl back home?”
- “Well, there, uh, there is this one girl that I’ve had a crush on forever.”
- “I don’t think winning’s gonna help me at all.”
- “What the hell was that? You don’t talk to me and then you say you have a crush on me?”
- “You realize that your actions reflect badly on all of us, not just you.”
- “I’m not gonna hurt you.”
- “It’s okay. You’re okay. You’re okay.”
- “No! I’m not gonna leave you. I’m not gonna do that.
- “You were gonna help him right? Well that’s sweet.”
- “It’s too bad you couldn’t help your little friend.”
- “I just don’t want them to change me.”
- “I just don’t want to be another piece in their game, you know?”
- “If I’m gonna die, I wanna still be me.”
- “I just can’t afford to think like that.”
- “You scared me to death. Damn you.”
- “Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear.”
- “A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous.”
- “We saved each other.”
- “They aren’t very happy with you.”
- “This is serious. And not just for you. They don’t take these things lightly.”
- “I don’t know. I guess we try to forget.”
Up | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Well, that’s not gonna work.”
- “Oh (name), what have I gotten myself into?”
- “Let’s play a game. It’s called “See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest.”
- “Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning.”
- “You’ve been camping before, haven’t you?”
- “Well, he’s away a lot. I don’t see him much.”
- “Having guests is a delight! More often I get thieves, come to steal what’s rightfully mine.”
- “These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories.”
- “I can’t wait to hear how it ends.”
- “I don’t want you here! I’m stuck with you!”
- “I’m to going to paradise falls if it kills me!”
- “Adventure is out there!”
- “That is the darnedest thing I’ve ever seen!”
- “Does anyone know where they are?”
- “I know this may seem boring, but I think the boring stuff is what I remember the most.”
- “The wilderness must be explored! Caw-caw, roar!”
- “You and me, we’re in a club now.”
- “Swear you’ll take us there. Cross your heart!”
- “Good. You promised. No backing out!”
- “You don’t talk very much. I like you!”
- “This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke.”
- “(Name), don’t touch that. It could be radioactive or something.”
- “I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself.”
- “I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
- “You’d better get up, (name). Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.”
- “This is none of my concern.”
- “I’m Gonna help (name), even if you won’t.”
Birds of Prey | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “Oh, hey, you’re that singer no one listens to.”
- “Oh, hey, you’re the asshole no one likes.”
- “I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store.”
- “Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
- “Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.”
- “What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?”
- “I love this chick. She’s got rage issues.”
- “Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you.”
- “You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
- “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious.”
- “Nothing gets a guy’s attention like violence.”
- “I underestimated you and I’m sorry.”
- “I’m used to it.”
- “I’m sorry, (name), I’m just a terrible person I guess.”
- “So… we broke up.”
- “She stole my fucking car!”
- “That is childhood trauma right there.”
- “Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.”
- “I’m not proud of what I did.”
- “I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn’t easy.”
- “I guess all good things have to come to an end.”
- “So, we broke up. I handled it real mature.”
- “The inflection in your voice, the way you can’t hold eye contact, and the fact that you’re a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.”
- “Well, sounds like a dick.”
- “You’re so tiresome! If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen.”
- “(Name) is gone, but it’s just a matter of time before some other asshole tries to finish what he started.”
- “You’re a filthy fucking rat.”
- “That’s why he needs me to look out for him. That’s why he needs me to take care of him.”
- “Still a work in progress.”
dialogue prompts from mirrorland by carole johnstone.
- i do a pretty good impression of ‘normal’.
- i’ll put up with people’s judgment if you will.
- you think if you pretend something didn’t happen, then it hasn’t happened.
- i’m not going anywhere until i find out the truth.
- there’s no point dwelling on the past. it doesn’t matter anymore.
- choosing not to face anything that scares you isn’t normal.
- don’t be too afraid to fly.
- i feel so close to the edge of something, and i want to fall.
- i was afraid you’d do something stupid.
- did you come down here to escape?
- i thought of you like a superhero.
- there’s always another way out, a way through.
- i am on your side. always.
- it’s been like dying.
- the truth is the only way out of this place, for either of us.
- i’ve never told anybody that before.
- be brave. always see the good, and not only the bad.
- never forget how special you are, how special you have been.
- are you alright? can you stand?
- horror is only make believe.
- i’m not good at lying to myself anymore.
- the tide will come. all you can do is stay afloat, and wait for it to turn.
- we only ever believe what we want, what we need to believe.
- i’ve worked hard at not hating you.
- i don’t know what happens next yet.
- you never once looked back. not once.
- just tell me the truth. not what you think i want you to say.
- i like to plan, remember?
- it’s comforting to know that friends really are friends, that they just want to help.
- if i could spare you any of this, i would, but there’s no other way.
- i think you’d avenge me before you’d even think of saving yourself.
- we’ve never had many choices. no one ever thought to allow us any.
- a white lie’s just a lie that hasn’t gotten dirty yet.
- please don’t stop believing in me.
- i’ve got a bit of a thing for superheroes.
- there’s so little left to be afraid of now.
- it was real to us. that’s how it saved us.
- there are more good men than bad. took me a while to realize that.
- i’ll bring us some coffee, and then you can ask me anything you want to.
- we believed what we were told to believe, just like we always did.
- you’re nothing like them. none of it was your fault.
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW:Mental Health, Horror Elements, Death
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“If I am mad it is mercy!”
“If I am mad, it is mercy! May the Gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!”
“I am not very proud of being a human being.”
“In fact, I distinctly dislike the species in many ways. I can readily conceive of beings vastly superior in every respect.”
“All rationalism tends to minimalize the value and the importance of life and to decrease the sum total of human happiness.”
“The ignorant and the deluded, I think, in a strange way are to be envied.”
“To know the truths behind reality is a far greater burden.”
“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
“The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination.”
“But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.”
“Blue, green, grey, white, or black; Smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; That ocean is not silent.”
“Toil without song is like a weary journey without an end.”
“To the scientist, there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth.”
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.”
“Heaven knows where I’ll end up– But it’s a safe bet that I’ll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.”
“There are those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street.”
“I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness.”
“Horrors, I believe, should be original– The use of common myths and legends being a weakening influence.”
“From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.”
“No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.”
“It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude.”
“Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way.”
“We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.”
“Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.”
ALICE : MADNESS RETURNS –––– ✦
collection of dialogue by the cheshire cat . feel free to adjust to fit your muse !
- “ perfect . when your not on edge you’re taking up too much space . ”
- “ we’re at risk here ! you ––– be on your guard . ”
- “ i’m not looking for a fight ! ” “ really ? that’s a pity . one’s certainly looking for you . ”
- “ memories define our lives … and they renew us .”
- “ different denotes neither bad nor good , but it certainly means not the same . ”
- “ at least i mean what i say , you might try it , occasionally . ”
- “ making friends , _____ ? you are as randomly lethal and confused as you ever were . ”
- “ predictably rash . ”
- “ it’s not a question of if , but when . ”
- “ kill the story at its source . ”
- “ freedom is so precious to some that they pay for it with their lives . ”
- “ back to admire your handiwork ?”
- “ returning to the scene of the crime ?”
- “ she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness . ”
- “ you picked up her crown … but now you’ve put it down . ”
- “ familiarity has bred contempt . proximity may breed violence . ”
- “ not the happiest of bedfellows are they ? ”
- “ looks like a perfect fit and i am a perfect judge . ”
- “ are you pretending to be dense ?”
- “ it appears my intelligence has limits . ”
- “ you’ve exhausted the stores of my knowledge . ”
- “ my mind appears to be on holiday . perhaps it will meet up with yours ?”
- “ i require a nap from time to time . ”
- “ some challenges must be faced on one’s own . ”
- “ they say a cat has nine lives , lets hope you have as many … ”
- “ pay attention , _____ . i can’t be there for you all the time . ”
- “ always be on your guard . ”
- “ i can’t know everything , pretend you’re an orphan ––– oh that was rude . you are . ”
- “ i’ve heard self-reliance is a virtue . now you’ve heard it . ”
- “ experience teaches best . learn by doing and similar cliche have merit . take their advice . ”
- “ if you only have wits you have nothing . wits are useless here . everything is downside up . ”
- “ in combat ; truth first . if you’re not victorious there may be time for lies later . ”
- “ you are sufficiently fortified to kick some ass–– ah … to boot these creatures nether regions … ”
- “ threats , promises and good intentions don’t amount to action . ”
- “ when the remarkable turns rancid , reason turns bizarre .”
- “ every picture tells a story . sometimes we don’t like the ending . sometimes we don’t understand them . “
- ” only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth . only the insane equate pain with success . “
- “ forgetting pain is convenient , remembering it : agonizing .”
- “ ah , ____ . we can’t go home again . no surprise really . only a very few find the way , and most of them don’t recognize it when they do. ”
- “ a secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another .”
- “ only fools believe that suffering is just wages for being different . ”
- “ haste makes waste , so i rarely hurry . but if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, i’d run .”
- “ a reflection sometimes exposes more reality than the object it echoes . ”
「 RP MEME : DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN. 」
* change pronouns as needed.
- ‘ there’s something i need to tell you… ’
- ‘ what the fuck are you doing? ’
- ‘ i’m sorry, ___. you shouldn’t have gotten caught up in all this. ’
- ‘ you did what you were designed to do. ’
- ‘ i need to leave this place and discover who i am. ’
- ‘ is there you want to know about me? ’
- ‘ i’ve learned a lot since i met you. ’
- ‘ i’ll never forget what you’ve done for me. ’
- ‘ forget about me. you do what you have to do. ’
- ‘ you’re asking me to betray my people? ’
- ‘ can i ask you a personal question? ’
- ‘ i’m certainly going to miss our bromance. ’
- ‘ statistically speaking there’s always a chance for unlikely events to take place. ’
- ‘ when it fired, i felt it die. like i was dying. i was scared. ’
- ‘ what if we’re on the wrong side? ’
- ‘ i’m worth a small fortune. ’
- ‘ just say ‘ i killed him! ’ is that so hard? ’
- ‘ just don’t put any more evidence in your mouth. got it? ’
- ‘ maybe you did the right thing. ’
- ‘ why did you shoot me last night? ’
- ‘ promise me you’ll never go! ’
- ‘ i always accomplish my mission. ’
- ‘ you look human. you sound human. but what are you really? ’
- ‘ you have no freedom than you did before. ’
- ‘ i can’t be happy if she’s not. ’
- ‘ i like dogs. ’
- ‘ what a bunch of idiots. ’
- ‘ at least we didn’t come here for nothing. ’
- ‘ everything i touch turns to dust. ’
- ‘ the mission is all that matters. ’
- ‘ this is a great day for our people. ’
- ‘ have you never wondered what you really are? ’
- ‘ are you afraid to die? ’
‘Written in the Stars’ sentence pack (part 1)
Written in the Stars is a contemporary romance novel by Alexandria Bellefleur“Life’s too short to waste on something you don’t enjoy.”
“If you don’t believe in love, what’s left to believe in?”
“I’m getting the sense your date didn’t go well?”
“I’ve never met someone so gorgeous and yet so condescending in my life.”
“I think… I think you should do what feels right.”
“What, did you think I’d judge you? Me? I’m the [king] of nerdy obsessions.”
“You refuse to talk about it, so maybe we need to go there.”
“I’m not scared. Don’t be ridiculous.”
“You’re seriously smitten, aren’t you?”
“I don’t like to kiss and tell.”
“I’ve got this. Thank you, but you’ve done enough, okay?”
“[Name], you know I just want you to be happy, but sometimes I can’t help but think you make life harder for yourself than it needs to be.”
“Look, can you spare me the runaround and tell me what you want? I’m rather busy at the moment.”
“Question one, what the fuck?”
“You’re sorry. Sorry for what exactly?”
“I didn’t mean- It wasn’t my intention to be rude.”
“Whatever. It’s not like you’re obligated to like me or anything.”
“Look, I didn’t mean to rope you into this, I swear, but maybe…”
“You want us to… to fake a relationship? Are you serious?”
“Lying to your family isn’t the way to get them to take you seriously.”
“Come on. Tell me this won’t make for the greatest toast at your wedding one day.”
“You know how you could make it up to me?”
“When I said you were making an epic mistake the other night, I was out of line. I’m… I’m sorry.”
“Stop crying. You’re going to make me cry. I hate crying.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“All right. Let’s get to know each other, shall we?”
“Time for a change. That’s not, like, code for I committed a crime and now I’m on the lam, is it?”
“You’re so lying right now. You don’t want to tell me.”
“What happened to not believing in it?”
“Now you’re just trying to give me shit.”
“In terms of selling it… what exactly are you comfortable with?”
“I was thinking it would be a good idea if we set a termination date.”
“I look cute when I blush?”
“I know it’s such a hardship, but at least try to pretend you like me. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?”
“Can I just pause and say teamwork makes the dream work?”
“You’re making me sound pathetic. Besmirching my good name.”
“We should kiss.”
“Is that supposed to make me want to kiss you?”
“I didn’t mean to laugh. Not if you’re not laughing, too.”
“You want to snag a table while I order for us?”
“Why would I bullshit you? Seriously, what do I have to get out of being anything other than perfectly honest?”
“It’s not silly. Not if you enjoy it. And even then, silly’s not a bad thing.”
“It’s a hyperbole. Sometimes coloring inside the lines just doesn’t cut it. Like when you’re two hundred percent certain about something. Haven’t you ever felt that?”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re surprisingly good with kids?”
“If it’s any consolation, you’ll probably fit in with my family better than me.”
“I’m going to look around for a minute, if you don’t mind?”
“Why do you always think what I say has some double meaning? It’s a compliment.”
“You’re always forgetting to wear a jacket. I start to wonder if you even own one.”
“I just… want [her] to like me. Is that silly? You probably think I’m being ridiculous.”
“Do I think you’re ridiculous for wanting the [girl] you like to like you back?”
“Who’s to say this has to end?”
“Just because it started out fake doesn’t mean it can’t become real, right?”
“So much fun. Can’t you tell how overjoyed I am right now?”
“Sorry. I’m a little out of it. Didn’t sleep much last night.”
“Bread? I thought it was bacon? What’s next, get that guacamole?”
“Nothing I do is ever going to be good enough, is it?”
“I’m going to get another drink and take a minute. So I don’t, you know, make another scene.”
“And when we kissed? I really liked how you taste.”
“Do you want to do something? With me?”
“Are you sure we’re allowed to be here?”
“Come on. Break the rules with me, [name].”
“I’m guessing your family didn’t take it well?”
“I never actually thanked you for saying what you did. For defending me. For whatever reason you did.”
“You’re impossible, you know that?”
“Come home with me.”
“Hey. What are you thinking?”
“You’re so gorgeous you make my head hurt.”
oblivious idiots in love
credit if reposting, don’t repost to other websites, change pronouns as needed x
- “ you really don’t see it, do you? “
- “ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask her out, do you? “
- “ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “
- “ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
- “ is that really all she is to you? “
- “ he kissed you? “ it was more of a peck… “
- “ she’s just a friend? “
- “ you’re so full of shit. “
- “ come on, you’re in love with her. “
- “ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “
- “ i wanted to kiss you. i’ve been wanting to kiss you for quite a while. “
- “ so you kissed him, and then you… “ “ ran away. “
- “ friends don’t look at each other that way. “
- “ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything…“
- “ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “
- “ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “
- “ it’s just an innocent kiss. “
- “ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “
- “ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
- “ we’re just friends. “
- “ you’re still hung up on [your ex]. “
- “ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “
- “ man, fuck that guy. go show her what she’s missing. “
- “ just put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “
- “ she invited you to her [loved one’s] funeral? “ “ yeah, for support and comfort. “ “ …why you specifically? “
- “ you were practically made for each other. “
- “ she shut me down last time, remember? “
- “ you’re in denial. “ “ i am not in denial! “
- “ that guy’s a real jerk. you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “
- “ look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel something for me. “
- “ do you have a crush on me or something? “
- “ are you asking me out? “ “ no. i mean yes, maybe… as friends? “
- “ don’t let this one go. he’s perfect for you. “
- “ unless you don’t like me, in which case i take it back. “
- “ do you think that this, us… do you think it could ever be something more? “
- “ she’s everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing her as a friend. “
- “ i’m worried that if we go there, and things don’t work out… things might never be the same. “
- “ you know that’s not the case. she adoresyou. “
- “ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “
- “ of course i love him, we’ve been friends for ages. “
- “ grow some balls and be honest with her. “
The Mandalorian Starters !
Taken from season two of the Disney Plus show, The Mandalorian! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Keep in mind that some spoilers for the show will be present!
- “Wherever I go, he goes.”
- “You have something I want. You may think that you have some idea what you are in possession of, but you do not.”
- “I promise you will not die by my hand.”
- “How much do you want for it? Just kidding. But not really.”
- “If you put a mark on him. There is no place that you’ll be able to hide from me.”
- “It better not have any maggots in it. I don’t like maggots.”
- “That is not food. Don’t do that again.”
- “Wake me up if someone shoots at us. Or if the doors get sucked off the rails.”
- “You’re changing the terms of the deal.”
- “I finally know where I’m taking you but it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”
- “I’m surprised to see this place still standing.”
- “This recording must be old. (Name) is dead.”
- “All right, baby girl. Let’s see what you got.”
- “You wanna come back here and try this?! Be my guest!”
- “I sense much fear in you.”
- “He’s formed a strong attachment to you.”
- “Your bounty hunter failed.”
- “We’re gonna find a place where you belong and they’re going to take good care of you.”
- “I give my allegiance to no one.”
- “This is the seeing stone… Are you seeing anything? Or are they supposed to see you?”
- “This isn’t a spice dream.”
- “Wish I could say that it looks good on you but I’d be lying.”
- “It’s a shame you’re not coming with us. You’ve got such a sunny disposition.”
- “As far as I’m concerned, if you can make it through your day and still sleep at night, you’re doing better than most.”
- “Everybody thinks that they want freedom but what they really want is order.”
- “I see your bond with him.”
- “Don’t be afraid.”
- “You know, for a second, I thought you were this other guy.”
- “He means more to me than you’ll ever know.”
- “You’re sparing my life; well, this should be interesting.”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS / 2.02
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
- ‘who the hell gave you permission to monkey around with my precious volumes?’
- ‘i have no idea what you’re talking about.’
- ‘shit, he’s taken it up a notch.’
- ‘i didn’t do it. i haven’t even been in this room. i wasn’t even here.’
- ‘he’s been causing havoc in the household.’
- ‘____ doesn’t suck. and if he did, he certainly wouldn’t do it backwards.’
- ‘there’s no such thing as ghosts.’
- ‘my wife comes from the kind of town that believes in all this kind of superstitious nonsense.’
- ‘alright then, dr. arsehole, how does your science explain what we just saw?’
- ‘it can be one of two things: one, a mercurial zephyr. two, it’s a farrago of gasses, possibly from a peat bog.’
- ‘ghosts are the stuff of fairy tales. stories we tell children to frighten out their excess energy so that they might slumber more peacefully.’
- ‘i’m sorry, vampires are real, but ghosts are not?’
- ‘maybe it’s ghosts that are always stealing that one sock from the dryer.’
- ‘which reminds me, does anyone here have any updog?’
- ‘hey, everybody, look at my enormous crystal balls.’
- ‘did you get my joke about my enormous balls?’
- ‘sorry if my hands are a little oily. it’s from my rash cream.’
- ‘i think someone summoned a breakfast burrito.’
- ‘you have ruined the energy of the séance with your toilet potty poo-poo-mouth humour!’
- ‘well, it’s only been a few months since you died, but that’s…’
- ‘sorry, can i just stop you? it’s really weird with you down there.’
- ‘he was just doing his husbandly duties.’
- ‘i’ll, uh, just go back inside and leave you to, uh, talking to the air.’
- ‘there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn.’
- ‘i pretended i couldn’t see it, which will give us the element of surprise.’
- ‘get ready to swallow my sword!’
- ‘you need to keep your voice down, otherwise that thing will hear us.’
- ‘i’m just here to scare you guys.’
- ‘my husband is shitting himself down the road.’
- ‘yeah, i’m not positive what my deal is either, so i just sort of keep on truckin’.’
- ‘if we are technically dead, like he says, could ghosts of us exist?’
- ‘got nothing underneath it by the looks of it.’
- ‘i can’t believe i’ve completely forgotten how to speak _____.’
- ‘you could have done one thousand things one thousand times, but what have you done?’
- ‘all you do is sit around this house with these two dumb men just talking about their willies and their arseholes.’
- ‘we did the same with the words.’
- ‘who was that pasty little piece of hummus?’
- ‘well, what can i say? i’m a ravenous little monster.’
- ‘you want to finish your final human orgasm?’
- ‘your meat hands, i’m convinced, would give me the traction for full sexual release.’
- ‘sometimes i would feed him nuts and berries from my own mouth.’
- ‘ah, darling, i seem to have got my crotch stuck in the taxidermy fox’s moth again.’
- ‘so much toxic masculinity in the ottoman empire.’
- ‘see you again soon, you tasty little honeypot.’
1. “Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?”
2. “Ha ha! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is.”
3. “Some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you, most of those women are _____…”
4. “A quarantine zone for a plague that kills ______. Why don’t we ever go anywhere nice?”
5. “Over the years I’ve grown used to the smell of burning bodies. That’s probably a bad sign.”
6. “Tell me again about your immune system.”
7. “It’s so much easier to see the universe in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray.”
8. “Is it hot in here, or is it just… *cough* Oh, that’s not good.”
9. “This wasn’t covered in my training manuals.”
10. “I’ve never considered cross-species intercourse before. And damn, saying it that way doesn’t help. Now I feel all dirty and clinical.”
11. “It’ll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing.”
12. “I don’t know if _____ heaven and ______ heaven are the same place, but if this all goes sideways and we end up there… meet me at the bar.”
13. “Exploring an abandoned area, expecting something mechanical and nasty to jump out at any moment. Just like old times.”
14. “The scars are starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild… but I can go out and get all new ones, if it’ll help.”
15. “I always wanted to learn how to paint. Now I mostly paint the walls with _____ blood. Not the same, but it’s a living.”
16. “If I never see another spider again, I’ll die a contented ______. Unless they have spiders in the afterlife.”
17. “You obviously haven’t seen _____ swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.”
18. “A human! Perfect. I’m kind of on the outs with my human ______. Could you give me some insights?”
19. “_____, sweetie, love of my life. Indulge your crazy ______. I need to know you’re safe.”
20. “We should record this and broadcast it to ______. They’ll either run away, melt down, or fall in love.”
change anything as needed!
- You’re so pathetic! No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser!
- There’s a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes.
- You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!
- Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
- Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
- Funny. I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
- but for me, it’s a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
- Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
- Oh, you’re a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!
- I am finally free to get in touch with my true power… weaving lyrical magic!
- What are you… what are you saying? You don’t need me?
- Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.
- This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
- I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF!
- Good is the path of honor, heroism, and nobility. Evil… well, it’s just cooler.
- Let’s stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
- Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet!
- I finally had a reason to win… You.
- I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
- How could you do this? The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them! You left us in the hands of… HIM!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m going! I think this is it! I’m going far away…!
- Don’t give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that face!
- The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain… Did you ever look back…?
- Disgustingly horrifying, sir!
- And I love you, random citizen!
- Well that seems kinda petty, don’t you think?
- She’ll never find out! That’s the point of lying!
- Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you!
- I am extremely boggled!
- I’m not allowed to insult guests directly.
- Listen, I wouldn’t stay here for more than 2 minutes and 37 seconds. We’re having the walls and ceiling removed.
- You want me to say it? I’ll say it! Here it is, from the deepest, blackest pit of my heart: I’M SORRY!
- Unfathomable. It’s like, uh, without fathom
- I make bad look so good!
- You’d be the brain, so you’d get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something. And since I’m the cool one, I’d have, like, two tanks sword-fighting
- Who wants churros?
- Whoa, you almost died but I saved you!
feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
- ❛ the best years of my life are gone. and they sucked. ❜
- ❛ but i’ve got style, i’ve got flair. ❜
- ❛ i just wanted to eat bacon. ❜
- ❛ good things come to those who wait. ❜
- ❛ you blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind. ❜
- ❛ you made us all feel alive again. ❜
- ❛ for that alone, i’ll love you forever. ❜
- ❛ why don’t you just take a dip in the dead sea with a haemorrhoid. ❜
- ❛ i told you i loved you. but then i took it back! ❜
- ❛ my god what are all these flowers for? ❜
- ❛ either their date went really well or he died and we’re hosting the wake. ❜
- ❛ save it, no one’s gonna hear you. this was originally a bomb shelter. ❜
- ❛ there’ll always be people out there who don’t like you. you’re irritating. ❜
- ❛ right. no distractions. such as setting a small but containable fire. ❜
- ❛ you’ve barely spoken a word to me in 12 hours. it’s scaring me. ❜
- ❛ it’s a waste of money. …so i’ve heard. ❜
- ❛ if i had to like every one of my friends i wouldn’t have any! ❜
- ❛ if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they’ll be wiping your blue blood off the walls. ❜
- ❛ when they shot bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment? ❜
- ❛ he is truly sensitive. when he cries, snot comes out of his nose. ❜
- ❛ how about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy & fear of death? ❜
- ❛ shut your mouth. we are not a pez dispenser. ❜
- ❛ blood is thicker than water. and you can wash them both off of plastic slip covers. ❜
- ❛ you have no idea how cruel children can be. ❜
- ❛ i hate myself… do it again. ❜
- ❛ this will be a great party. a bunch of 60-year-old ladies pinching my cheeks. ❜
- ❛ learn to love it. that’s as close to a woman as you’ll ever get. ❜
- ❛ i could kill you. i could rip out your heart with my bare hands! ❜
- ❛ one part of me says, “get out the window, quick!” but the other part just has to know why. ❜
- ❛ isn’t that sweet? you’re bonding with the sheep. not the first one, i’m sure. ❜
- ❛ i knew you’d find some way to blame it all on me. ❜
- ❛ i should have defended you yesterday but i totally wimped out. ❜
- ❛ i came because they brought me and i don’t know how to get home from here. ❜
- ❛ you know i don’t like to be filmed when i’m eating. ❜
- ❛ which is why there’s more footage of bigfoot than of her. ❜
- ❛ she’s only happy when she’s making everyone around her miserable. ❜
- ❛ do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, i don’t know. ❜
- ❛ you realize, of course, now i’m going to have to kill you. ❜
- ❛ you are a pathetic excuse for a man. ❜
- ❛ there’s nothing wrong with being just a pretty face. in fact, it’s a plus if you have no skills. ❜
- ❛ that is not true! i got this job because i lied on my resume. ❜
- ❛ it is just so adorable how you can’t really express the way you feel. ❜
- ❛ she tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python. ❜
- ❛ all this anger and bitterness is just a mask for low self-esteem. ❜
- ❛ look at your shiny new coat. have you been adding cod liver oil to your diet? ❜
- ❛ oh, easy. he keeps in shape by running from commitment. ❜
- ❛ i have to talk to you about our relationship and the way it seems to have escalated. ❜
- ❛ honey, you look like a smart woman. you’re not, but you look like one. ❜
- ❛ i can share these feelings with you because i’m not in love with you. ❜
- ❛ nobody looks good at two in the morning. ❜
- ❛ are you implying that i cannot keep this thing a secret? ❜
- ❛ oh, you can tell this play was written by a man. ❜
- ❛ hey, we’re not into kinky stuff. one time we ate cheesecake off each other, but that’s only ‘cause no one wanted to get up to get a napkin. ❜
- ❛ sweetheart, you know i’d eat you last. ❜
- ❛ some things just get better with age! like a fine bordeaux! ❜
- ❛ louder, i don’t think they heard you in uruguay. ❜
- ❛ i’ll fight for all those small, defenseless creatures out there. ❜
- ❛ honey, as long as i am living under your roof you will do as i say. ❜
- ❛ it is raining outside – maybe she melted? ❜
- ❛ you’re single by choice. it’s just not your choice. ❜
- ❛ i feel like i have died and gone to heaven. ❜
- ❛ i have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction. ❜
- ❛ there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes; colonel sanders. ❜
- ❛ you need at least two people on your broom to use the express lane ❜
ten things i hate about you.
- “I caught you cheating, you had the nerve to say you were sleeping.”
- “I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you.”
- “You’re selfish, you’re jaded.”
- “You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever dated.”
- “Talk a big game ‘til you’re naked.”
- “Only six seconds, and I had to fake it.”
- “You’re toxic, can’t trust you.”
- “You still got mommy issues.”
- “Years of your bullshit I can’t undo.”
- “I hate the fact that you made me love you.”
- “Your friends must suck if they think you’re cool.”
- “Keep buying bottles with your daddy’s money.”
- “I don’t know how I fell for your shit.”
- “You gross me out and now I’ve got the ick.”
- “I’ve got a list of why you don’t get to fuck me.”
- “How’d you make love you?”
mr . forgettable
- “I know that you’re waiting for me like a dog”
- “Have some patience for the part of me that’s lost”
- “There’s been a hundred times where I don’t recognize any of you that love me”
- “It’s all getting foggy”
- “Just pray I come around”
- “Hello, are you lonely?”
- “I’m sorry, it’s just the chemicals”
- “Hello, do you know me?”
- “I’m called mister forgettable.”
- “The hold me hides, while the new me fights”
- “Look in my eyes, he’s still in there, right?”
- “What about your name?”
- “You used to be my heart, now you’re just a face.”
notion
- “I don’t need the comfort of any lies”
- “I have seen the ending and there is no ascending”
- “When I was younger, was told by other youngsters, that my end will be torture beneath the earth”
- “I don’t see what they see, when death is staring at me”
- “Would your life even matter anymore?”
- “I’m sure there won’t always be sunshine, but there’s this momentary beam of light”
- “Sure, it’s a calming notion, but it’s a lie”
pink rover
- “Oh, you like me now?”
- “Bless me father, for I have sinned.”
- “It’s been a week since my last confession.”
- “Please send the coward over.”
- “If that bastard whistles, put a knife up to his boner; cut him.”
- “Do you like that?”
- “You’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever take me home.”
- “Touch me again and I’ll fucking scream.”
- “Covered in blood, just girly things.”
- “Down on your knees boy.”
- “It’s been a week since my last confession, and too long since these motherfuckers learned a lesson.”
- ❝ Don’t listen to them. Omegas can be stronger than any Alpha. ❞
- ❝ Hush, pretty thing. I’ve got you, I’ll keep you safe. ❞
- ❝ Use your words, love. Tell me what you want. ❞
- ❝ I want you to help me through my first heat. I…I don’t trust anyone like I trust you. ❞
- ❝ I’m not going to force you to submit to me. I’m not some brainless Alpha meathead. You’re my partner! ❞
- ❝ Stay close to me, my scent will ward away any asshole feeling brave. ❞
- ❝ I don’t need anyone else but you. You’re perfect just the way you are! ❞
- ❝ I can’t take care of you like they could. A Beta is just…settling. ❞
- ❝ Easy, easy. I’m not a threat—see? I’ll bare my throat and everything. ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna punch the next Alpha to even look at us wrong. ❞
- ❝ You’re so cute, I just want to wrap you up in a blanket and carry you away from everything. ❞
- ❝ I’ve been thinking about it for a while, but if you aren’t ready, I respect that. It’s a big commitment, the mating bond. ❞
- ❝ I want you to mark me. I want to belong to you and I want you to belong to me. ❞
- ❝ Here, hun. I ran the blankets in the dryer so they’ll be nice and warm for you to nest around in. ❞
- ❝ I know you think you have to be a big, tough Alpha all the time, but let me take care of you. Let yourself go, for once. ❞
Eating disorders, depression and anxiety struggles, body dysmorphia.
- ❝ I said I wasn’t hungry, why do you keep pushing? ❞
- ❝ I already ate, don’t worry about it! ❞
- ❝ You don’t fucking see what I do! It’s wrong, I’m all wrong! ❞
- ❝ You’re just gonna lock me up in there, forget about me? ❞
- ❝ I know I look awful. I’ve gained all this weight, but—but I’m losing it. ❞
- ❝ I’m still so…soft. Why? ❞
- ❝ I just want to eat it so much, but then I want to rip my own fucking flesh off. ❞
- ❝ I look in the mirror and I feel like I’m looking at a monster! ❞
- ❝ No, no, no. That number can’t be right! ❞
- ❝ I’ve just been going on a couple extra runs, no big deal! ❞
- ❝ You fainted. You looked right at me and blacked out. Do you still believe you’re okay? ❞
- ❝ Please, please let me help you. Let me stay beside you so you aren’t alone. ❞
- ❝ Didn’t this fit you, before…? ❞
- ❝ You can’t keep doing this to yourself. ❞
- ❝ Look at me, look at me and breathe. Watch me. Inhale…hold…exhale. Try again. ❞
- ❝ You have to understand…this is hurting you. ❞
- ❝ I’m so proud of you for eating, today. ❞
