#rp asks

Most admirable quality:
Most attractive physical feature:
Most annoying habit:
Something they would like to do with them:

(NSFW)

bathing/showering - send me “Get out!”
getting dressed - send me “Don’t look!”
masturbating - send me “It’s not what it looks like!”

(SFW)

crying - send me “I’m not crying.”
dancing - send me “Don’t you dare laugh.”
drunk - send me “It’s what’s-your-face!”

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS:
(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL:
(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE:
(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT:
(hoping for a romantic relationship)

Non-existent
Very low
A little
Hopeful
High
Maximum

Made by the great bourbon-the-huckster!

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Mercury: How well can you deal with heat/hot weather?

Venus: Do you get on well with people in general?

Earth: Would you say you have a nurturing side to your personality?

Mars: Do people rush to get to know you better?

Jupiter: Do you like to surround yourself with as many people as possible?

Saturn: Do you wear/own a lot of jewellery?

Uranus: Are you a fan of innuendos/dirty jokes?

Neptune: Are you predictable?

Pluto: Do you often feel left out?

ten things i hate about you.

• “I caught you cheating, you had the nerve to say you were sleeping.”
• “I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you.”
• “You’re selfish, you’re jaded.”
• “You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever dated.”
• “Talk a big game ‘til you’re naked.”
• “Only six seconds, and I had to fake it.”
• “You’re toxic, can’t trust you.”
• “You still got mommy issues.”
• “Years of your bullshit I can’t undo.”
• “I hate the fact that you made me love you.”
• “Your friends must suck if they think you’re cool.”
• “Keep buying bottles with your daddy’s money.”
• “I don’t know how I fell for your shit.”
• “You gross me out and now I’ve got the ick.”
• “I’ve got a list of why you don’t get to fuck me.”
• “How’d you make love you?”

mr . forgettable

• “I know that you’re waiting for me like a dog”
• “Have some patience for the part of me that’s lost”
• “There’s been a hundred times where I don’t recognize any of you that love me”
• “It’s all getting foggy”
  
• “Just pray I come around”
  
• “Hello, are you lonely?”
  
• “I’m sorry, it’s just the chemicals”
  
• “Hello, do you know me?”
  
• “I’m called mister forgettable.”
  
• “The hold me hides, while the new me fights”
  
• “Look in my eyes, he’s still in there, right?”
  
• “What about your name?”
  
• “You used to be my heart, now you’re just a face.”

notion

• “I don’t need the comfort of any lies”
• “I have seen the ending and there is no ascending”
• “When I was younger, was told by other youngsters, that my end will be torture beneath the earth”
• “I don’t see what they see, when death is staring at me”
• “Would your life even matter anymore?”
  
• “I’m sure there won’t always be sunshine, but there’s this momentary beam of light”
  
• “Sure, it’s a calming notion, but it’s a lie”
  

pink rover

• “Oh, you like me now?”
• “Bless me father, for I have sinned.”
• “It’s been a week since my last confession.”
• “Please send the coward over.”
• “If that bastard whistles, put a knife up to his boner; cut him.”
• “Do you like that?”
• “You’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever take me home.”
• “Touch me again and I’ll fucking scream.”
• “Covered in blood, just girly things.”
• “Down on your knees boy.”
• “It’s been a week since my last confession, and too long since these motherfuckers learned a lesson.”

hello, tags! we’re a new inbox prompt blog and we are currently taking requests, so if you have a subject you’d like some questions based off of send them our way!!

• lana winters — what is your sexual orientation?
  
• kit walker — have you ever been accused of something you didn’t do?
  
• sister jude — would you punish someone for something even if they claimed they were innocent?
• dr. oliver thredson — would you ever kill?
• monsignor timothy howard — do you consider yourself to be corrupt?
• sister mary eunice — do you believe in the devil?
• grace bertrand — do you believe in aliens?
• alma walker — do you think you’ve ever been abducted?
• dr. arthur arden — would you experiment on other people?
• wendy peyser — would you turn on someone you love to save yourself?
• shachath — if someone/something was suffering, would you kill them?
• pepper — has your family ever thrown you under the bus for something they did?

• helena — do you want to be buried or cremated when you die?
  
• give ‘em hell, kid — what are your biggest fears?
  
• to the end — do you ever want to get married?
• you know what they do to guys like us in prison — have you ever been arrested?
• i’m not okay (i promise) — have you ever cheated on a significant other?
• the ghost of you — are you afraid of death?
• the jetset life is gonna kill you — would you give it all up for someone you love?
• interlude — do you believe in god, angels, and hell?
• thank you for the venom — have you ever wanted to kill someone?
• hang ‘em high — would you die for someone you care about?
• it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a fucking death wish — do you hold a grudge or let things go?
• cemetery drive — have you ever hung out in a cemetery?
• i never told you what i do for a living — do you pray?
• bury me in black — have you ever set fires just for fun?

• one of the boys — have you ever been turned down by your crush?
• i kissed a girl — what’s your sexuality?
  
• waking up in vegas — are you a gambler?
• thinking of you — do you ever regret breaking up with an ex?
• mannequin — do you show your love physically or through words?
• ur so gay — do you ever think about experimenting with other people?
• hot n cold — do you make decisions easily, or have trouble with them?
• if you can afford me — on a date do you expect them to pay, do you pay, or do you split the bill?
• lost — have you ever felt lost in life?
• self inflicted — have you ever self harmed?
• i’m still breathing — have you ever stayed in a relationship even though it wasn’t working out?
• fingerprints — do you grab life by the balls and do as you please, or do you sit back and let things happen on their own?
• i think i’m ready — would you change for your significant other?
• a cup of coffee — have you ever had a love/hate relationship?

• “we rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should.”
  
• “i may have come close, but i never had what you two have.”
  
• “how you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once.”
• “from the way your dad spoke to me, he made me feel like a part of the family, almost like a son-in-law.”
• “my father would have carted me off to a correctional facility.”
  
• “i remember everything.”
  
• “is there anything you don’t know?”
  
• “are you saying what i think you’re saying?”
  
• “you know i’m not going anywhere.”
  
• “i’m sick, aren’t i?”
  
• “i wish everyone was as sick as you.”
  
• “i might be getting married next spring.”
  
• “take your trunks off.”
  
• “is it better to speak or die?”
  
• “your silence is killing me.”
  
• “we had the stars, you and i.”
  
• “you’ll kill me if you stop.”
  
• “if not later, when?”
  
• “you never did forgive me, did you?”
  
• “perhaps we were friends first and lovers second.”
  
• “the most beautiful day of my life and i end up throwing up.”
  
• “call me by your name and i’ll call you by mine.”
  
• “nature has cunning ways of finding out weakest spot.”
  
• “they’re daring you to desire them.”
  
• “i shouldn’t have said anything.”

• feelings — have you ever been hurt because you’re too kind?
  
• what i need — do you miss someone who’s done you wrong?
  
• sleepover — have you ever fallen in love with someone who just wanted to be friends?
• mercy/gatekeeper — do your feelings ever keep you up all night?
• under the blue/take me in — have your dreams ever been broken?
• curious — do you drink to help ease your pain?
• xx — who’s the last person that screwed you over?
• wanna be missed — does your lover miss you when you’re gone?
• he’ll never love you — do you like to leave marks on your lover?
• palm dreams — is there a place you go that always makes you feel better?
• molecules — has someone ever broken your heart?
• let it be — have you ever had it all and lost it?

I’ll be working on some requests tonight, so feel free to send in some more!

• we’re so starving — have you ever left someone high and dry?
  
• nine in the afternoon — have you ever done drugs?
• she’s a handsome woman — do you live in the moment?
• do you know what i’m seeing? — have you ever hallucinated?
• that green gentleman — have things changed for the better in your life?
• i have friends in holy spaces — has a former lover ever fucked you over?
• northern downpour — do you ever feel lonely?
• when the day met the night — have you ever been in love with someone who was the complete opposite of you?
• pas de cheval — what’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
• the piano knows something i don’t know — does your curiosity ever get you into trouble?
• behind the sea — do you ever talk to god?
• folkin’ around — what’s your favorite memory?
• she had the world — do you ever feel like you could rule the world?
• from a mountain in the middle of the cabins — what’s your favorite season of the year?
• mad as rabbits — do you believe in true love?

ourrequest list has been updated, feel free to send in some more!!

• angelica — who/what is your biggest inspiration in life?
  
• basil — have you ever fallen out of love?
  
• calendula — has your health ever taken a turn for the worst?
• chamomile — what’s something that always comforts you?
• lady’s mantle — do you have a favorite comfort item?
• lavender — what are you the most devoted to in your life?
• lemon balm — are you more sympathetic or empathetic?
• lilac — what’s your favorite thing that you did as a teenager?
• mint — are you a virgin?
• rose — have you ever been in love?
• sage — what’s your highest level of education?
• thyme — have you ever done something brave?
• vervain — do you believe in luck?
• yarrow — have you healed from past traumas?