Little side hug/hand on hip- internal dialogue

Lucifer: ah yes, I shall casually put my hand on your waist to show that you’re mine. Holding you close signifies that you’ve been claimed. No I’m not having heart palpitations, hush your human mouth.

Mammon: H-Hand on w-waistttss….. Give me…. H-human…. They so p r e t t y, he lpp… I am NOT in love I am not I am not I am-

Leviathan: don’t panic!!!! This is NOT a drill!!!! You are t o u c h I n g MC and they’re LEANING on you- H-Hand squishy on the cute human….

Satan: Alas, for once the raging beast has calmed. My soul rests easy for you are in my arms, my love. Perhaps… We could even kiss? No….but perhaps?

Asmodeus: why does MC have such a nice butt? Not even in a perverted way, they’ve got like….the body of one of those pretty greek statues or one of those lovely victorian painted people…

Beelzebub: heheheheheh, little human! Tiny cute MC in my arms, wanna snuggle? Wanna kiss?? I’m hungry, but weirdly not for food? Love hungry? Is that real?

Belphegor: I’ve never understood levis body pillows until now. This is comfy. Holding them close like this? I just wanna lay my head on their shoulder and hug them and-…..zzzzzzzzzzz

Diavolo: huggyhuggyhuggyhuggy- MC is so sweet, letting me give em a little side hug! They’re so cute… Just you wait, MC, I’ll make you my prince/princess/princet!!

Solomon: All these demons in the harem and you picked me to hug? Nice. Maybe I could…..sneak in a little… Smooch? Why does Satan have a knife-

Barbatos: I….didn’t see this coming? But this is nice. Holding you, that is. Perhaps if I can get a break we could go to my very inconvenient room with no visible bed?

Simeon: why are you blushing? It’s a hug?? Is it my leotard? You can tell me it’s the leotard. humans are so weird! And cute!! I like you.

Luke: I am 5ft2 and cannot reach much higher than this. A waist hug is kinda what you’re getting. Also, Mammon is staring.

Beelzebub, drunk: *hic* MC wouldn’t give me a hug…

Belphegor, trying to soothe him: they did hug you. You just refused to hug them back.

Beelzebub, sobbing: BelphiE thEY’RE sO sMAll?? What if I sQuISH EM???

Belphegor, looking over at an equally upset sober mc: I don’t think they’d mind….

Leviathan: nobody would ever want to date me.

MC: I wanna date you!!

MC, holding gifts: for you, because I love you!

MC, legally married to Levi: My Levi!!~ I love you so much!

Levi, hiding behind a Ruri-chan body pillow: so alone smh

Lucifer: My love (derogatory)

Mammon: loyal bastard (complimentary)

Leviathan: weeb (neutral)

Satan: Rabid Badger (loving)

Asmodeus: $l*t (complimentary)

Beelzebub: Crunchy (loving)

Belphegor: local murderer (neutral)

Diavolo: big ol bean (derogatory)

Barbatos: Sebastian (derogatory)

Solomon: Talented (warning)

Simeon: Nasty Boy (loving)

Luke: angel (literal)

Leviathan: look at him! ugh I hate him.

Leviathan: that stupid hair?? That messy room??

Leviathan: and chasing after someone who probably won’t even acknowledge him because they’re so out of his league??? Rofl

Leviathan: so cringe lol

MC, gently pulling him away from the mirror: Levi please…..

Hey

Do you wanna smile?

Listen to a Jenna Marbles video and pretend you’re listening to a recording of you and Mammon dicking around.

It’s how I get the inspiration for writing Mammon tbh.

Lucifer: I am a grown-up responsible man.

Lucifer: so no, I’m not upset about MC declining my offer for a night out at the Devildom’s finest restaurant.

Satan, smugly: so you’re not about to take that bottle of wine to bed with you so you can cry out your feelings?

Lucifer, concealing the wine shaped lump in his coat: no, s a t a n, I am NOT.

Asmodeus, drunk: tonight’s a good night for…..y'know…. *Wink wink*

Lucifer, exasperated: no I don’t know.

Asmodeus, getting progressively more excited: goin out into the woods…..slapping deer….y'know~

Lucifer: No, I…I don’t know???

Fic ideas:

• MC making Lucifer take a nap. They stand guard at his door to protect him from his brothers. The human takes it a bit too seriously and there may or may not be a pillow fort to protect Luci.
• Beel getting a tooth surgery done. He wants soup. He cannot remember what the word for soup is. He’s struggling to describe soup while MC is desperately trying to make whatever “scchxzzzooullep” is
• Asmodeus, Satan, MC, and Leviathan teaming up to become Catboys™
• Solomon messing with real life autocorrect.
• Simeon trying to be a Single Mother with One Kid wooing a Single Parent with like Nine Demon Children (mc)™
• ????? Idk tell me more in replies

MC: so why do you guys think you’re broke.

Mammon, wearing 100% gucci and literally dipping the things he owns in gold: no clue.

Leviathan, wearing a cosplay matching his 50k grim Ruri-chan figurine with swappable outfits and posable limbs: it’s a mystery.

Satan, muffled by his vast library of ancient priceless tomes and scrolls: I’m stumped on this one.

Asmodeus, wearing a diamond bikini + one of those fancy feather trimmed chiffon robes and using up all the bandwidth to flirt with randoms online: tragic, really…

Beelzebub, who is no longer hungry: I’m confused as well…

Belphegor, who has been buying new bedding every week as well as plushies from his favorite luxury sleep brands:dunno.

Lucifer, who budgets for this dumpster fire family and is currently sobbing on the floor of his office: ʰ ᵉ ˡ ᵖ

MC: guys, this is my spouse-

Lucifer, already in demon form: your WHAT

Mammon, on the floor sobbing: B-but I’m your first….

Leviathan, who had already ordered custom MC figurines to go with his ruri chan ones: top 10 saddest anime moments???

Satan, with a spellbook: ex spouse more like-

Asmodeus, in a dramatic robe: oh honey… You settled?….

Beelzebub, throwing away his dinner: I guess no picnic with Belphie….

Belphegor, with a gun: I can fix this.

Diavolo, ready for war™: wHy MC

Solomon: I have a spell for this.

Simeon, crossing his arms: I bet they don’t love Jesus™

Luke, who had secretly drawn up a shipping chart to see which man would win MC over: all this glitter glue for nothing.

Barbatos: I….didn’t see this coming.

MC, holding a Mystic Messenger body pillow: …..I wasn’t expecting this.

Random asshole demon: c'mon don’t eat so much, nobody likes a glutton.

Beel:………

Satan: oh no

Simeon:yikes

Lucifer, getting the bail money ready:whelp.

MC, kicking down the classroom door: noW YOU LISTEN HERE FUCKER-

Beelzebub: Hm….I’m hungry… I Need a snack….

MC, trying to flirt: How about me?~

Beelzebub, oblivious: Nah I’m more thinking like a burger or something.

Lucifer, who’s been watching: oh sh-

Leviathan: oooooooop- oof lol

Mammon: bet money they cry

Satan: a legendary yikes from me.

Belphegor: oh Beel…. Dude….

Diavolo: what happened?

Barbatos: I think this is called….a burn, my Lord.

Simeon: I have no faith in this.

Luke: why would Beel eat mc?…

Solomon: I have no spell for this.

Asmodeus, wheeling MC out on a hospital gurney: holy FUCK YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL THEM-

MC: yo dare me to fit this whole steak in my mouth for five bucks??

Beelzebub: honey this is our anniversary dinner…

Beelzebub, pulling out a 20 dollar bill: make it 2.

Idea:

The boy being referred to as their own special pet name for the first time.

Lucifer going completely blank when referred to as Husband or hubby

Mammon going bright red at being called baby

Levi bluescreening at handsome

Satan dropping his book when called dearest

Asmodeus puffing up in utter elation at being titled Sweetheart

Beelzebub grinning and saying “Thank you” whenever called honeybecause he doesn’t know how else to react

Belphegor getting all shy when called snugglebug

Diavolo getting adorably flustered at MC referring to him as King

Barbatos spilling tea when he hears my love

Solomon straight up missing a spell because he’s been called sugar

Simeon’s face heating up at being called cutie

Luke throwing a mild tantrum and burning down three villages because he’s been referred to as little brother.

Give the boys soft feelings and names!

They deserve the love!

Family Vacation

(Lesson 50 has kept me FED. Really wanted to draw out the scene where you’re sitting on top of the train car with the boys!)

fluffimemes:

Asmo: Is this about me?

Lucifer:No.

Asmo: I’ve lost interest.

fluffimemes:

Asmo: Is this about me?

Lucifer:No.

Asmo: I’ve lost interest.

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