#shochako

SO, brain said todoroki working the night shift at a cvs during the summer or something and I think this has already been done, actually (but i don’t remember it so i’m not plagiarizing).

But the absolute chaos that could string from this whole thing. He’s probably a cashier.

• First off, he would be so done with this thing.
• Like the weirdos who come into gas stations at 3 am are the people he has to deal with
• So we have one sleep deprived todo and like 30 sketchy customers with issues
• “no ma’am, the coupon isn’t valid. in fact it’s been expired since 2008″
  
• “no sir, i can only scan one coupon per purchase, per customer”
  
• He probably has so many of those interactions that he does, in fact, take multiple coupons at once and expired extra bucks.

• Although, when its much to late for our icyhot boy, he probably messes with people on purpose just because he’s bored and too delusional to act like a sane person.
• *scans card* “it won’t go through” “oh well try again” “*scans card and it goes through* it won’t go through”
• *scanning a pill bottle* “you know, I heard the yakuza was using this as a front for their quirk enhancers, didn’t end well though. Turned people into giant mosquitoes. You should have seen it. Couldn’t eave my house for a month.”
• Someone: *grabbing a container of ice cream*
• Todo: i heard there was a lawsuit against them. something about smuggling drugs through that exact flavor. Hid it in the caramel chunks.”
• If he has to suffer so do they
• He also gossips with the older women.
• Todoroki is the kind of guy to probably actively flirt with the manager or boss or something to get on their good side or just to get a 50 cent raise
• Upgrade: he cannot flirt that well. it’s probably confusing with mixed in Spanish words (?) but the manager finds his efforts cute and somehow flattering.
• He definetly bumps into a poorly disguised dabi at some point at 4 am buying cheap hair dye
• Todoroki: *eye contact*
• Dabi: *nervous eye contact*
• Todoroki: …
• Dabi: …
• Todoroki: that’ll be 10 dollars
• Dabi: but it says 6
• Todoroki: its 10 dollars
• *staring continues*
• Dabi, who doesn’t want to make a scene: FiNe *digging around in his pocket*
• The manager doesn’t tell him that they hired a new night shift shelve stalker so when he hears rustling and footsteps, he just assumes its a big rat or smth
• No not a big rat
• A human??
• Oh uraraka
• At first its kind of awkward (especially because todo got so tired of the noise he came at her with a broom and lysol; it did not end well) so they just kind of acknowledge the fact that they know each by staring at each other for minutes at a time, even when he’s checking someone out
• They finally decide to talk to each other and its only chaos from there.
• They race each other in baskets through the isles and replace labels on shampoo bottles
• They probably sniff the perfume behind the counter and rate the smells (once todoroki stole a sample), doing bad french accents and huffing them like they were wine (that didn’t end well though because they both needed sinus medicine afterwards)
• Todoroki, doing a bad french accent: ah yes, stronk, woodsy, cheap…
• Uraraka: mm-hm, airy and floral, just like the fabreeze I keep in my room
• Todo: this one is, yes, yes… balsomic… vinegar that is. what is this?
• Uraraka: mm, bubbly and familiar. ah right, like non-toxic scented glue.
• Todo: this one is– *coughing* the worst. I do not recommend this scent, Uraraka.
• They were once caught by a someone and todo gave him a dollar to keep his mouth shut
• Uraraka and todoroki end up bonding or whatever in the form of pranks and chaos and end up growing closer than they thought they would
• They look forward to seeing each other
• What i’m trying to say here is this is romance
• Todochako fam
• Like right now they’re in between dating and best friends (whatever you wanna call that. Will and Grace, maybe?)
• Mitsuki goes on a late night run one night and probably recognizes him as katsuki’s classmate and surprised to see him working as cashier like “dont your daddy got money??”
• “yes ma’am but i despise him”
  
• She probably goes on a rant abt katsuki and work and he just nods along and throws in a few comments about his job or whatever
• “you know, you seem like a nice boy, todoroki-kun. I wouldn’t mind if you dated my son”.
  
• “no offense, mrs. bakugou, but i would punch him.”
  
• They become fast friends
• She invites him over sometimes, at some point meets uraraka and loves her also

unfortunatly i have no more to write because i can’t think of anything else but this was fun actually :D I think this is a really fun idea so i might (or if someone else wants to) write a fic about this but idk bc i’m what the kids call “unmotivated most days” so use what you want with these.

(also, i’ve never worked at a cvs before so idk if this is accurate)

edit: i was lowkey brain dead from working on a computer all day when i wrote most of this so honestly i have no clue whats going rereading it so i apologize for the literal weirdness and parts that make no sense so i make edit it later :\