Previously on BnHA: Class 1-A was all “Aoyama, of course we forgive you for the multiple attempted murders! We just wish you’d told us sooner so we could have helped! Helped you deal with All For One, that is. Not helped with the actual murders. That would be crazy.” Aizawa was all, “hi, it’s me, checking in from the hospital that Horikoshi trapped me in so I wouldn’t keep breaking the plot. Anyway I’ve come up with a plan to stop AFO and I think everyone should hear it. Everyone except the readers, that is.” Deku was all, “now that that’s settled I guess I should get a new hero suit, since I can’t exactly fight the final battle in my track jacket and pants. …UNLESS?” Horikoshi was all, “no.” Deku was all, “dammit.” Horikoshi was all, “now go visit Mei.” Deku was all, “is she gonna tackle me with her giant boobs again?” Horikoshi was all, “Deku, this is the last official chapter of 2021. Do you really think I would end it on a panel of Mei tackling you with her giant boobs? …Because you’re absolutely right. I would totally do that.”

Today on BnHA: Mei is all, “sorry Deku and Iida but I can’t fix your costumes… is what I would say if I was a bold-faced liar which apparently I AM.” Deku and Iida are all, “wait so does that mean you’ll do it.” Mei is all, “I already did!!” Deku and Iida are all, “WOW!!” Power Loader is all, “and she even built the U.A. barrier too! Is there anything she can’t do??” and so I guess this is the last we’ll be seeing of Mei then, lol, what a send-off. Meanwhile in Kansai, Team Fatgum is all “well fandom, I hope you’ve been good this year because if you have then maybe Santa will bring you a Big Three + Inasa team-up” and holy shit, yes please. Back in some other place which I can’t quite identify because all of the buildings in this series look the same, All Might is all, “we’ve had one war, yes. What about SECOND WAR.” Just so long as this one ends better than that last one lol.

• holy shit

• all of these New Year’s mochi characters are amazing, but Mochi Deku is in a league of his own. SO SQUISHY. I WANT ONE WHERE CAN I GET ONE. LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS OMG
• and it looks like Mei is on the cover! brb adjusting my expectations for this chapter just in case we end up spending the entire thing in Mei’s lab instead of the four or five pages I was feebly hoping for sob. no offense to Mei, I’m just impatient to get back to the rest of my class 1-A babies as they struggle to process this latest and greatest in a grueling line of traumas! but hey robots are cool too I guess
• anyway so Mei is all “sorry about exploding the door in your face and tackling you for absolutely no reason, I swear it was an accident. you know how these things sometimes happen” oh yeah, all the time. who hasn’t been walking by a door and had it suddenly erupt into flames and been sexily tackled by a random person from the other side
• dsflkjls WOW

• so basically you’re telling me that Danger Sense’s one and only weakness is comic relief characters. the bane of all shounen protagonists since the dawn of time lol
• meanwhile I have no idea what Iida’s “THEY WERE JUST BREASTS” line is all about and I have spent more time than I should readily admit sitting here trying to figure this joke out. is he shocked that Mei’s breasts defeated Danger Sense? trying to reassure Deku that there wasn’t actually any danger because breasts are not dangerous? trying to calm himself down by reassuring himself that there was no reason for his life to start flashing before his eyes the way it did because it was only breasts? I have a feeling it’s the first one, but after giving it a lot of thought I am choosing to go with the third interpretation for my own personal headcanon because bi panic Iida Tenya is the absolute fucking best
• so now he’s explaining to Mei that they need repairs for their hero costumes and Mei is all “why don’t you just take them to the usual place” uh gee idk maybe because IT’S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, MEI
• WHAT KIND OF WEIRD CONVERSATION ARE YOU TWO HAVING

• what the heck. have the two of them actually gone deaf from that explosion. what is happening
• OH MY GOD LOL

• holy shit lmao. “I don’t read the chapters week-to-week, I prefer to wait for the volume releases” THE SELF-DISCIPLINE OMG. MEI YOU LEGEND
• so now Power Loader is greeting them, and I almost typed his name as Power Ranger, and by “almost” I mean I totally did and had to go back and fix it lol
• YOOO

• I SEE Y’ALL HAVE BEEN BUSY
• oh my god hold up lol

• oh my god. so you were the poor saps that Rat Principal suckered into building his ~ONE BILLION YEN~ sliding block puzzle custom U.A. mod? y’all need to unionize holy shit. I desperately need some sort of flashback showing us exactly how this shit went down omg
• RAT PRINCIPAL: I can’t believe the government is drafting our young students and forcing them to risk their lives while serving as unpaid child labor!
• RAT PRINCIPAL: how can we get in on this??
• POWER LOADER: well idk if this will help but I’ve got a genius in my class who’s one of those Tony Stark inventing prodigies that love building crazy shit.
• RAT PRINCIPAL: go on…
• POWER LOADER: so I mean, if there’s some big project that you’ve been eyeing, you could always ask her and I bet she would probably do it for free.
• RAT PRINCIPAL:excellent!
• POWER LOADER: wow and you even did that Mr. Burns finger tapping thing too, okay then. …so uh, is there? a big project? that you had in mind?
• RAT PRINCIPAL: well I was thinking of modifying the entire U.A. campus so that it could burrow itself underground in the event of an attack.
• RAT PRINCIPAL: you know, kind of breaking the whole thing up into little squares on a grid, and then making it so that each section can submerge itself, and then once they’re underground they can just zoom around in whatever direction they want like one of those little sliding bead mazes that they make for toddlers. I think that would be pretty cool.
• RAT PRINCIPAL: anyways just something I was considering.
• POWER LOADER: huh. and what kind of budget were you thinking for this?
• RAT PRINCIPAL: oh no need to worry about that. I’ve got nine million U.S. dollars burning a hole in my pocket.
• POWER LOADER:
• RAT PRNCIPAL:(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)
• POWER LOADER: …okay. so what’s interesting about that is that it’s both a shocking amount of money for you to have, while still also being laughably insufficient to fund a project on the kind of scale we’re talking about here.
• RAT PRINCIPAL: booooo, no one wants to hear that boring naysayer talk. plus ultra!!
• POWER LOADER: okay I really need you to understand that you can’t just say “plus ultra” and expect impossible things to just start happening just like that.
• RAT PRINCIPAL: not with thatattitude.
• “okay, you know what, I don’t know why you can’t just let it go already,” Horikoshi grumbles while peeling the lid off of his microwaved cup noodles. “it sounded like a big number in my head at the time.” sure it did buddy. sure it did
• (ETA: you have no idea how much deliberating I did as to whether or not I should delete this entire random tangent lmao. but in the end it stays and we all just have to learn to live with it.)
• uggh noooo not the greasy old hobo gloves again lol. I THOUGHT WE BURNED THESE DAMMIT

• oh shit lol she asked him if he was in a hurry and he was all,

• this newfound ability of his to transition on a dime between bright squishy mochi Deku and grungy “THERE’S SOMETHING INSIDE ME THAT PULLS BENEATH THE SURFACE” Deku is both deeply unsettling and profoundly hilarious to me for some reason
• LMAO

• THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK LOL
• so now she’s walking away while regurgitating technobabble at him

• ah yes, condenium. everyone knows you can’t make a decent compression mechanism without condenium
• and now she’s telling Iida she can’t make his either because she doesn’t have the spec sheets. bitch you invented a way to turn U.A. into a futuristic underground moon colony for less than a tenth of the cost of a one-mile subway system. talking about fucking spec sheets. why don’t you want to make their costumes Mei what is this
• …are we actually getting Hatsume Mei character development lol

• I mean sure I guess. why not. ngl, I’m a bit torn just on account of there being so many other interesting things that I’m really dying to get to, and also because I’m not 100% convinced that Mei, who is basically just a helpful NPC support character that provides the occasional comic relief, actually needs a lot of development so to speak. but on the other hand I’m starting to get an inkling that this might be one of the last if not thelast time we see her character though, so if that’s the case then hell. might as well go for it
• yeah okay I’m starting to get those vibes even more now lol

• “ENOUGH!!” Horikoshi bellows while frantically trying to cover up the top right corner panel with his hands. “ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUCKING BARRIER UPGRADE!!” well what else am I supposed to make fun of in this chapter dude?? I can’t do it for the Mei development because I love Mei, and because that shit is way too earnest, I mean come on
• see, this is exactly what I mean right here

• I can’t find a single thing to joke about on this page dammit. Mei saying that this is her way of fighting too? that her inventions are her way of protecting people? listen man I didn’t ask for this
• and that look in her eye while she’s saying all of this too. goddamn. you’re really out here giving me Hatsume Mei feels now, Horikoshi. that’s what we’ve come to now

• WELL FINE. FEELS IT IS THEN
• DFLAKSFLKOR THEN AGAIN,

• SO YOU ALREADY HAD THEM READY EVEN BEFORE HE ASKED?? THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, MEI
• WAIT, WHAT

• ???!
• HOLY SHIT I JUST FLIPPED BACK TO PAGE SIX AND IT’S TRUE LMAO

• LSDJALFKJSL. “I FORGOT, I HAD SOME SPARE CONDENIUM SITTING ON MY DESK THE WHOLE TIME”

• SO DID YOU MAKE HIS ARMOR WITH YOUR FEET THEN OR WHAT LOL. WHAT EVEN ARE YOU
• FDSLAKFDJLKJL

• EVERY DAMN WEEK HORIKOSHI COMPELS ME TO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS MY FAVORITE MANGA SERIES, AND EVERY FUCKING WEEK WE ROLL THE DICE TO DECIDE WHETHER IT’S A WEEK TO BE PROUD OF THAT FACT, OR ONE TO BE ASHAMED. THIS TIME THE ANSWER IS UNABASHED PRIDE, OBVIOUSLY
• SO NOW WE’RE CUTTING BACK TO THE 1-A KIDDOS LOL I GUESS THAT’S THAT. FAREWELL, MEI. AND SHE LEFT US WITH THIS PARTING GIFT

• Horikoshi truly spent this entire chapter running on 2% fucks huh. it wasn’t enough for him not to bother finishing the backgrounds in any of these panels. no, he had to invent a way to avoid drawing even the characters’ faces. this is shrinkflation dammit
• (ETA: so according to @hanashimas​, in the original Japanese Sero is actually making a fourth wall joke about how these kind of slapstick band-aid injuries usually go back to normal right away lol. that instantly makes an already amusing scene easily 10x funnier.)
• wow, really??

• okay is it just me, or does it feel like she honestly shouldn’t be aware of that? this definitely seems like one of those things where the fewer people know, the better. not that I don’t trust Mt. Lady, but just speaking more in general. guess they’re confident that they rooted out all of the PLF people back during the War arc
• so now everyone is straight up ignoring Mt. Lady’s teaching monologue in favor of angsting about Aoyama some more

• “so do you guys think Aoyama is going to accept Deku’s hand, or do you think he’s gonna pull a Bakugou?” “fucking – I thought I told you assholes to quit calling it that!” “nah, I think we got through to him, the chances of him going full Bakugou are pretty slim.” “STOP CALLING IT THAT I SAID”
• my god you don’t even know how much I am cherishing each and every one of these soft Kacchan reaction faces lately

• it’s such a refreshing change of pace from the usual gremlin reaction faces. not that I don’t enjoy those too of course, but we are straight up being spoiled with all of this casual character development
• (ETA: another translation note from @hanashimas​, apparently the original line was completely different. something about him hoping that this (that is, Aoyama accepting class 1-A’s offer and helping them) doesn’t somehow end up being a “curse.” although to me it’s not quite clear if he’s talking about it being a curse for Aoyama, or for them. maybe both lol.)
• I SEE YOU THERE SHOUTO WITH THE SLICK LIL “[WALKS UP TO DEKU AND EVER-SO-CASUALLY DROPS THE HAND ON HIS SHOULDER]” CLASSIC BOYFRIEND MANEUVER

• that’s a real power move. Kacchan you could learn a thing or two here. then again I think he’s still waiting on Deku’s Official Apology Response before he presumes to start making his own boyfriend power moves. when are we gonna get on that, Horikoshi. better be your new year’s resolution
• lol I have no idea what they’re doing but okay then!!

• THAT CONDENIUM ISN’T GOING TO FIND ITSELF!! TIME TO PUT THE “PARTY” IN SEARCH PARTY!! CLASS 1-A MOVE OUT
• aaaand we’re cutting away to… oh shit!

• okay first things first, HADOU’S NEW HAIRCUT OMG. THANK YOU FOR ATTEMPTING TO LIGHT THIS KID ON FIRE, IS SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD SAY, BUT I AM IN FACT SAYING NOW, SO THANKS FOR THAT DABI
• and second, can anyone please confirm for me whether or not Tamaki has always been on a first-name basis with Hadou, or whether this is a recent development?? because inquiring minds need to know right the fuck now
• (ETA: he used “Hadou” back in chapter 173, so! INTERESTING. although I have since recalled that Hadou’s hero name is literally just “Nejire-chan” lol so maybe it’s just that and I’m just overreacting.)

GASPPPPPPPP

• HORIKOSHI PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU. IF YOU MAKE INASA + THE BIG THREE HAPPEN, I WILL FOREVER BE IN YOUR DEBT. INASA + NEJIRE INTERACTION = GOOD. INASA + TAMAKI INTERACTION = VERY GOOD. INASA + MIRIO INTERACTION = LEGENDARY GOD TIER OMG PLEASE
• HAHAHAHAHAHHA

• YOU KNOW THIS REALLY DOESN’T LOOK HALF BAD FOR SOMETHING THAT ONLY COST NINE MILLION DOLLARS ON ACCOUNT OF THEM OUTSOURCING MOST OF THE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO MEI’S LEFT HAND. THIS WILL NEVER STOP BEING HILARIOUS TO ME LOL I’M SORRY GUYS
• BTW IS THIS SHIKETSU?? IT LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE U.A. BUT THEN WHAT KIND OF SEGUE WOULD THAT BE LOL
• AND WHAT THE HECK IS THIS BUILDING NOW, LOL. WE JUST TRANSITIONED OVER TO SOMEPLACE ELSE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON, SOMEBODY HELP
• OH OKAY I GUESS WE’RE CUTTING BACK TO ALL MIGHT

• and just like that the chapter is ending and that’s all we’re gonna get for the next three weeks lol. well there you have it. happy new year everyone!
• ETA: also I would just like to say a quick heartfelt thank you to everyone who has been reading these spectacularly dumb liveblogs and leaving likes and comments and such which I hardly ever respond to nowadays but which I just want to say that I appreciate so, so much. you guys are awesome, and I’m so happy that people are still enjoying these posts even though my tumblr activity has dwindled down a lot, and even with this being a very up and down year for the manga
• anyway so yeah, it really is something I look forward to every week, getting to make stupid jokes and rant endlessly about Kacchan and the others, and having that little bit of fandom interaction with everyone. so thank you all so much, and I hope this next and possibly last year of BnHA lives up to all the hype which I for one am bestowing upon it whether Horikoshi likes it or not, lol

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA CHAPTER 344 SPOILERS ALERT!

Look who is here! SHINSOU AND HIS HERO COSTUME! Just wonder what is his hero name ^^

My teary baby is happy

He already looks so done with class 1-A…

Encouraging Shinsou! So cute! You did it well Aoyama :)

Tokoyami shamble style like Law in One Piece

Time to family problem to solve

Crazy Dabi

Look! My crazy gremlin is here too! :D

Boku no hero academia chapter 342 alert spoiler!

The good-bies from Class 1-A to their parents… and some others civilians and characters…

Deku joins Uraraka. She really wish she can save Toga (like Deku who wants to save Shigaraki)

Bakugou made a little joke that make Todoroki smile a little bit but prove Todoroki wants to save Touya

Bakugou soft gremlin!!!!

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ALERT SPOILERS CHAPTER 335!

Hey! Long time not posting stuff but I’m here because:

We thought Hori-sensei forgot about the traitor thing, that was just a hypothesis from Present Mic but NO! He lets us forget about it and smash the truth in our face!

I missed the Gremlin face (even if we had last week his damn face )

He scared All Might again!

That smirk… I litterally like Deku but faint for another reason! Lol

Last week, at the last panel, we had Bakugou looking at All Might but also fixed Deku, and this week, we have Deku being a fanboy again, looking at Kirishima but also glares at Bakugou.

Yeah yeah, I’m sure!…

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA CHAPTER 326 SPOILERS ALERT

We’ve got them

We’ve got him

And also him

And then, we’ve got her

She saves the day

SO, brain said todoroki working the night shift at a cvs during the summer or something and I think this has already been done, actually (but i don’t remember it so i’m not plagiarizing).

But the absolute chaos that could string from this whole thing. He’s probably a cashier.

• First off, he would be so done with this thing.
• Like the weirdos who come into gas stations at 3 am are the people he has to deal with
• So we have one sleep deprived todo and like 30 sketchy customers with issues
• “no ma’am, the coupon isn’t valid. in fact it’s been expired since 2008″
  
• “no sir, i can only scan one coupon per purchase, per customer”
  
• He probably has so many of those interactions that he does, in fact, take multiple coupons at once and expired extra bucks.

• Although, when its much to late for our icyhot boy, he probably messes with people on purpose just because he’s bored and too delusional to act like a sane person.
• *scans card* “it won’t go through” “oh well try again” “*scans card and it goes through* it won’t go through”
• *scanning a pill bottle* “you know, I heard the yakuza was using this as a front for their quirk enhancers, didn’t end well though. Turned people into giant mosquitoes. You should have seen it. Couldn’t eave my house for a month.”
• Someone: *grabbing a container of ice cream*
• Todo: i heard there was a lawsuit against them. something about smuggling drugs through that exact flavor. Hid it in the caramel chunks.”
• If he has to suffer so do they
• He also gossips with the older women.
• Todoroki is the kind of guy to probably actively flirt with the manager or boss or something to get on their good side or just to get a 50 cent raise
• Upgrade: he cannot flirt that well. it’s probably confusing with mixed in Spanish words (?) but the manager finds his efforts cute and somehow flattering.
• He definetly bumps into a poorly disguised dabi at some point at 4 am buying cheap hair dye
• Todoroki: *eye contact*
• Dabi: *nervous eye contact*
• Todoroki: …
• Dabi: …
• Todoroki: that’ll be 10 dollars
• Dabi: but it says 6
• Todoroki: its 10 dollars
• *staring continues*
• Dabi, who doesn’t want to make a scene: FiNe *digging around in his pocket*
• The manager doesn’t tell him that they hired a new night shift shelve stalker so when he hears rustling and footsteps, he just assumes its a big rat or smth
• No not a big rat
• A human??
• Oh uraraka
• At first its kind of awkward (especially because todo got so tired of the noise he came at her with a broom and lysol; it did not end well) so they just kind of acknowledge the fact that they know each by staring at each other for minutes at a time, even when he’s checking someone out
• They finally decide to talk to each other and its only chaos from there.
• They race each other in baskets through the isles and replace labels on shampoo bottles
• They probably sniff the perfume behind the counter and rate the smells (once todoroki stole a sample), doing bad french accents and huffing them like they were wine (that didn’t end well though because they both needed sinus medicine afterwards)
• Todoroki, doing a bad french accent: ah yes, stronk, woodsy, cheap…
• Uraraka: mm-hm, airy and floral, just like the fabreeze I keep in my room
• Todo: this one is, yes, yes… balsomic… vinegar that is. what is this?
• Uraraka: mm, bubbly and familiar. ah right, like non-toxic scented glue.
• Todo: this one is– *coughing* the worst. I do not recommend this scent, Uraraka.
• They were once caught by a someone and todo gave him a dollar to keep his mouth shut
• Uraraka and todoroki end up bonding or whatever in the form of pranks and chaos and end up growing closer than they thought they would
• They look forward to seeing each other
• What i’m trying to say here is this is romance
• Todochako fam
• Like right now they’re in between dating and best friends (whatever you wanna call that. Will and Grace, maybe?)
• Mitsuki goes on a late night run one night and probably recognizes him as katsuki’s classmate and surprised to see him working as cashier like “dont your daddy got money??”
• “yes ma’am but i despise him”
  
• She probably goes on a rant abt katsuki and work and he just nods along and throws in a few comments about his job or whatever
• “you know, you seem like a nice boy, todoroki-kun. I wouldn’t mind if you dated my son”.
  
• “no offense, mrs. bakugou, but i would punch him.”
  
• They become fast friends
• She invites him over sometimes, at some point meets uraraka and loves her also

unfortunatly i have no more to write because i can’t think of anything else but this was fun actually :D I think this is a really fun idea so i might (or if someone else wants to) write a fic about this but idk bc i’m what the kids call “unmotivated most days” so use what you want with these.

(also, i’ve never worked at a cvs before so idk if this is accurate)

edit: i was lowkey brain dead from working on a computer all day when i wrote most of this so honestly i have no clue whats going rereading it so i apologize for the literal weirdness and parts that make no sense so i make edit it later :\

I’ve been thinking about Yaoyorozu’s quirk and the drawbacks and it got me thinking,

because she has to eat a lot, and because her body uses fat cells to create things, her body would constantly be gaining and losing weight.

(Horikoshi is a coward for not giving us chubby Momo.)

Because she gains an unknown amount of weight at one time (I’m assuming it’s quite a lot for her to create large objects), she would either have a light cycle or not one at all. The same logic goes for her losing it quickly (making constant trips to Recovery Girl’s office)

And there’s a very good chance that she would go through periods of the day not feeling well and because bodies do this, her body would see her nutrition depleting and then store quite a few of her fat cells and the energy from the food she’s just ate, keeping her from using it for her quirk.

And because of this, her body could become resistant to losing weight at a certain amount as a way of survival and way of keeping herself regulated so it would make a lot of sense if she wasn’t so thin as she is depicted to be.

Give Us Chubby Momo

It would also make a lot of sense if she was hypoglycemic.

(also redesign her suit, Please)

Also give her a snack pouch full of like granola or something.

I think it would be really cool if Horikoshi or someone else touched more upon how her’s or any of the other‘s quirks might react differently and figuring out drawbacks or how their bodies would work.

(Disclaimer: I have basic knowledge about bodies so you could totally double check anything that I’ve said here or add to it <3)

Finally got around to doing the shipping chart that’s been floating around tumblr for a while now. Credit for the chart goes to @kacchansquad.