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Olenna- Do you know my son, the Lord of Highgarden?
Sansa- I haven’t had the pleasure.
Olenna- No great pleasure, believe me. Ponderous oaf. His father was an oaf, as well. My husband, the late Lord Luther, he managed to ride off a cliff whilst hawking. They say he was looking up at the sky and paying no mind to where his horse was taking him, and now my son is doing the same. Only this time, he’s riding a lion instead of a horse. And now, I want you to tell me the truth about this royal boy, this Joffrey.
Sansa- I… I…
Olenna- You. You. Who else would know better? We’ve heard some troubling tales. Is there any truth to them? Has this boy mistreated you? Has he ripped out your tongue?
Sansa-Joff…King Joffrey, he.. his Grace is very fair and handsome and is is brave as a lion.
Olenna- Yes, all Lannisters are lions and when a Tyrell farts it smells like a rose. But how kind is he, how clever? Has he a good heart, a gentle heart?
Margaery- I’m to be his wife. I only want to know what that means.
Olenna- Bring me some cheese.
Servant- The cheese will be served after the cakes, my Lady.
Olenna- The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now. Are you frightened child? No need for that. We’re only women here. Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you.
Sansa- My father always told the truth.
Olenna- Yes, he had that reputation, and they named him traitor and took his head.
Sansa- Joffrey. Joffrey did that. He promised he would be merciful, and he cut my father’s head off. And he said that was mercy. And he took me up on the walls and made me look at it.
Margaery- Go on.
Sansa- I.. I can’t. I never meant.. My father was a traitor, my brother as well. I have traitor’s blood. Please don’t make me say anymore.
Margaery- She’s terrified, Grandmother. Just look at her.
Olenna- Speak freely, child. We will never betray your confidence, I swear it.
Sansa- He’s a monster.
Olenna- Oh, that’s a pity.
Sansa- Please don’t stop the wedding.
Olenna- Ha, have no fear. The Lord Oaf of Highgardens determined that Margaery shall be queen. Even so, we thank you for the truth. Aah, here comes my cheese.

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Ser Jorah- The Walk of Punishment is a warning, Your Grace.
Daenerys- To whom?
Ser Jorah- To any slave who contemplates doing whatever these slaves did.
Daenerys- Give me your water.
Ser Jorah- Khaleesi, this man has been sentenced to death.
Daenerys- Here, drink.
Dying Man- (Shakes head no) 
Ser Barristan- Leave this place, Your Grace. Leave tonight, I beg you.
Ser Jorah- What is she to do for soldiers?
Ser Barristan- We can find sellswords in Pentos and Myr.
Ser Jorah- Is it we already, Ser Barristan? (To Dany) If you want to sit on the throne your ancestors built you must win it, and that will mean blood on your hands before the thing is done.
Daenerys-The blood of my enemies, not the blood of innocents.
Ser Jorah- How many wars have you fought in, Ser Barristan?
Ser Barristan-Three.
Ser Jorah-Have you ever seen awar where innocents didn’t die by the thousands? I was in Kings Landing after the sack, Khaleesi. Do you know what I saw? Butchered babies, children, old men, more women raped than you can count. There’s a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand, but the Unsullied are not men. They do not rape. They do not put cities to the sword unless they’re ordered to do so. If you buy them, the only men they will kill are the ones you want dead.
Daenerys- Do you disagree, Ser Barristan?
Ser Barristan- When your brother, Rhaegar, led his army at the Battle of the Trident, men died for him because they believed in him, because they loved him. Not because they’d been bought at a slaver’s auction. I fought beside the Last Dragon on that day, Your Grace. I bled beside him.
Ser Jorah- Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, and Rhaegar died.
Daenerys- Did you know him well, Ser Barristan?
Ser Barristan- I did, Your Grace. He was the finest man I ever met.
Daenerys- I wish I’d known him, but he was not the Last Dragon.

Torture victims by: @dravenxivuk

Stannis-  Heard you were dead.                                        
Davos-  Not yet. I had hoped to speak to you alone, your grace.            
Stannis- We are alone.                                                                                  
Davos- Your Grace, you are the rightful king. Not only by blood. You’re an honorable man, a just man, and there is still a war to fight.
Stannis-  I am fighting.                                                                                
Davos- By burning prisoners alive?                                                            
Melisandre-  How would you punish the infidels, Ser Davos?                        
Davos-  I do not judge people for the gods they worship. If I did, I’d have thrown you in the sea before you ever set foot on Dragonstone.                    
Melisandre-  I’m not your enemy.                                                                
Davos-  You are my enemy.                                                                
Melisandre-  Was it me you fought on Blackwater bay? Did I set your ships ablaze? I wasn’t there when the wildfire killed our men by the thousands. I could have saved those men. If you would have taken the city, Stannis would sit upon his rightful throne and you would stand beside him. But I wasn’t there because you convinced your king to leave me behind. Do you hear them screaming? All those burning men in the water? Crying for their mothers, for their gods, for help until the moment that the black water swallowed them? Don’t despair Ser Davos. What I told your son is true. Death by fire is the purest death.
Davos-  (Lunging at Melisandre) This woman is evil! She’s the mother of demons!    
Stannis-  Take him to the dungeon. Lock him in a cell.

Melisandre’s CC by: @sifixcc

“Bad men wanted to come into the city and do terrible things, but your father stopped them… You should be proud. Under King Joffrey’s leadership, your fathers saved the city. They saved us all. From now on, we’re going to take care of you.”

Dress CC by: @magnolianfarewell

Margaery- I want us to be friends. Good friends.
Sansa- That would make me very happy.
Margaery-You must see Highgarden. You’d love it there, I know you would. We have a great masquerade the night of the harvest moon. You should see the costumes. People work on them for months!
Sansa-Uh.. I don’t think the queen would let me leave King’s Landing.
Margaery- The queen regent, you mean? Once I marry Joffrey I’ll be queen. And if you were to marry Loras… Oh! Your place would be at Highgarden wouldn’t it? We would be sisters, you and I. Would you like that?

Margaery’s CC by- @sifixcc

Vargo Hoat: Take her over there where it’s dark. You’d like a little privacy.
Jaime: You know who she is don’t you?
Vargo Hoat: Some big dumb bitch from who cares where? I’ve never been with a woman that big.
Jaime:She’s Brienne of Tarth. Her fathers Lord Selwyn Tarth. Heard of Tarth? They call it the Sapphire Isle. Do you know why? Every sapphire in Westeros was mined on Tarth. Sapphires are gemstones, blue ones.
Vargo Hoat: I know what they are.
Jaime: Lord Selwyn would pay his daughter’s weight in sapphires if she’s returned to him, but only if she’s alive and honor unbesmirched.
Vargo Hoat: Bring her back here. Unbesmirched?
Jaime: Not defiled.
Vargo Hoat: A fancy word for a fancy man… Your father, would he pay your weight in gold to get you back?
Jaime: You’ll be a rich man until the end of  your days. And your sons will be rich men and their sons after them. Lands. Titles. You’ll have them all. The North can’t win this war. You’re a smart man. You understand that. We have the numbers. We have the gold…
Vargo Hoat: Hard to argue with that.
Jaime: Now that we’re speaking together man to man, I wonder if you need to keep me chained to this tree? I’m not asking to be freed from my contraints, but if I could sleep lying down my back would thank you for it. I’m not as young and resilient as I was once.
Vargo Hoat: None of us are. Unchain Ser Jaime from the tree. Suppose you’ll be wanting something to eat?
Jaime: Famished actually.
Vargo Hoat: We’ve got a spare partridge on the fire…Bring the bird over here and the carving knife. Will this work as a table, Milord?
Jaime: Why yes, yes this will do nicely. Aaahhh!
Vargo Hoat: You think you’re the smartest man there is. That everyone alive has to bow and scrape and lick your boots.
Jaime: My father…
Vargo Hoat: And if you get in any trouble all you’ve got to do is say “my father”, and that’s it. All your troubles are gone. Have you got something to say? Careful. You don’t want to say the wrong thing. You’re nothing without your daddy and your daddy ain’t here. Never forget that. Here, this should help you remember! *Clink*
Jaime: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Brienne’s CC by @kellymarie69.

Dany-Do you have a name?
Missandei- This one’s name is Missandei, Your Grace.
Dany- Do you have a family, a mother and a father you would return to if you had a choice?
Missandei- No, Your Grace. No family living.
Dany- You belong to me now. It is your duty to tell me the truth.
Missandei- Yes, Your Grace. Lying is a great offense. Many of those on the Walk of Punishment were taken there for less.
Dany- I offered water to one of the slaves dying on the Walk of Punishment. Do you know what he said to me? Let me die.
Missandei- There are no masters in the grave, Your Grace.
Dany- Is it true what Master Kraznys told me about the Unsullied? About their obedience?
Missandei- All questions have been taken from them. They obey. That is all.Once they are yours, they are yours. They will fall on their swords if you command it.
Dany- And what about you? You know that I am taking you to war. You may go hungry. You may fall sick. You may be killed.
Missandei- Valar morghulis.
Dany- Yes. All men must die, but we are not men.

Missandei-There are 8 thousand Unsullied in Astapor. Is this what you mean by all?
Dany-Yes. 8 thousand and the ones still in training as well.
Grazyn- (In Valyrian) If they fail on the battlefield, they will shame Astapor. 
Missandei-Master Grazyn says they cannot sell half-trained boys. If they fail on the battlefield they will bring shame upon all of Astapor.                      Dany- I will have them all or take none. Many will fall in battle. I’ll need the boys to pick up the swords they drop.
Kraznys-(In Valyrian) The slut cannot pay for all of this.
Missandei- Master Kraznys says that you cannot afford this.
Kraznys- (In Valyrian) Her ship will buy her 100 Unsullied, no more, and this is because I like the curve of her ass.
Missandei- Your ship will buy you 100 Unsullied…because Master Kraznys is generous.
Kraznys- (In Valyrian) What is left will buy her 10.
Missandei- The gold you have left is worth 10.
Kraznys- (In Valyrian) I will give her 20 if it stops her ignorant whimpering.
Missandei- But good Master Kraznys will give you 20.
Kraznys- (In Valyrian) Her Dothraki smell of shit but may be useful as pig feed. I will give her 3 for those.
Missandei- The Dothraki you have are not worth what they cost to feed, but Master Kraznys will give you 3 Unsullied for all of them.
Kraznys- (In Valyrian) So, ask this beggar queen, how will she pay for the remaining 7,877?
Missandei- Master Kraznys asks how you propose to pay for the remaining 7,877 Unsullied?
Dany- I have dragons. I’ll give you one.
Ser Barristan- We will win this war with dragons not slaves, Your Grace.
Ser Jorah- Khaleesi, please.
Kraznys- Three dragons.
Dany- One.
Kraznys- Two.
Dany- One.
Missandei- They want the biggest one.
Dany- Done.
Kraznys- Done.
Dany- I’ll take you as well. Now. You’ll be Master Kraznys’ gift to me. A token of a bargain well struck.
Missandei-(In Valyrian) She asks that you give me to her, as a present. She asks that you do this now.

Tywin- You’re still here.
Cersei- Yes.
Tywin-Why?
Cersei- Did it ever occur to you that I may be the one who deserves your confidence and your trust? Not your sons. Not Jaime or Tyrion, but me. Years and years of lectures on family and legacy. The same lecture, really. Just with tiny tedious variations. Did it ever occur to you that your daughter may be the only one listening to them, living by them? That she might have the most to contribute to your legacy, that you love so much more than your actual children?
Tywin- Alright, contribute.
Cersei- The Tyrells are a problem.
Tywin- The Tyrells helped us defeat Stannis Baratheon. The Tyrells saved your life, your childrens’ lives.
Cersei- Margaery has her claws in Joffrey. She knows how to manipulate him.
Tywin- Good. I wish you knew how to manipulate him. I don’t distrust you because you’re a woman. I distrust you because you’re not as smart as you think you are. You’ve allowed that boy to ride roughshod over you and everyone else in this city.
Cersei- Perhaps you should try stopping him from doing what he likes.
Tywin- I will.

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