fuck everyone who hates the monkey king, he’s literally spending all of his screentime in s3 either recharging his powers or encouraging Mk. He takes every chance to let him know he believes in him and complimenting him on awakening and using his powers and-and-and when Mk proposes entering the Talent Show to get the ring he goes along with it despite his stage fright and-and-and FUCK. The only person who can contest for a better influence on Mk is Pigsy so shut the fuck up and stop hating the guy who’s the ONLY FUCKING IMMORTAL who’s bothering to try and save the world send fucking tweet.
IS NO ONE GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW IN S3 EP8 WHEN PIGSY CAUGHT TANG HE SAID IN A SOFT ASS VOICE ‘Good job, Benchwarmer’ IN A TEASING WAY WHILE HE PRINCESS CARRIED HIM? LIKE THAT WAS NOT STRAIGHT. NOT STRAIGHT AT ALL. THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR.
my little brother, Bruce (17) is currently up in his room having an extended temper tantrum… the kind that’s the sign of declining health. My parents think he’s severely dehydrated and have discussed hospitalizing him if he refused to drink water. the thing is he’s big and strong, and he’s VIOLENT right now - I am staying out of the way of this fucking mess because the last thing I need is to be caught in the crossfire. happy mothers day.
I dont want riches I just want to buy sourdough bread and toast it and then eat it with some butter and strawberry jam. I want to hear my friends are coming around and hurry to put the kettle on for tea, coffee, hot chocolate. I want to pay the elderly gardener who cant work any other job to prune my roses, and i want to always give too much plus a sour cream pound cake.
I dont want riches I want to have a nice fireplace with a wood fire as I cook some sausages for dinner to go with my mac n cheese before diving under a thick quilt for the night. i want to wake up in the morning and work a satisfying but easy-going job with my hands where I get to make people smile.
I dont want riches I just want to slow down and find someone who loves me back, get married with a simple wedding band with a single diamond, and slow dance in the kitchen with them while we wait for the chili to warm up. I want to step outside in the snow and grumble a little about having to shovel but being satisfied with my work and making a snowman out of the piled up snow.
I dont want riches I just want to live! I just want to live! But every day is a burden to bear and every piece of news I hear is worse and worse and the roses are dying.
But I guess I still found some sourdough bread on sale today. It’s not all bad, is it?
There’s a lot of valid criticism against the Mormon Church, but nobody fucking talks about how they’re a bunch of cheapskates. They rely HEAVILY on unpaid volunteer work for both proselyting and managing of resources, then underpay their paid employees so severely and THEN go out of their way to make them only part time, and T H E N have the AUDACITY to say they’re a charity.
Working for Deseret Industries was EASILY my worst job ever and they paid me NOTHING for it and went out of their way to cut my hours every chance they had. They claim it’s about ‘actually we’re training you FOR FREE’ for what? 'For LIFE!’ what part of life?! 'The adulting portion!’ THATS NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM, THE PROBLEM IS THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING, NOBODY CAN FIND WORK EVEN WITH ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS, AND YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS TOOK LITERAL YEARS TO GO FROM $7.25/HR TO $10/HR.
What IS my tithing money going to?! Clearly not to actually helping people, now is it?! My mom says I should have faith, but this is NOT what Jesus would do if He had the Church’s resources. Fight me on it, President Nelson.
People do not understand what I look for in a cheesecake. They will make their alleged cheesecake and omit most of the cream cheese flavor that is not a cheesecake that is a Pie. That is Pie. Pie is good, but not cheesecake. For it to be true cheesecake it has to have the cream cheese tang. It has to be CHEESY. It’s CHEESEcake! What is CHEESEcake without the CHEESE?! WHERE’S THE CHEESE?!
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