#shut up emily
Rewatching centaurworld even though I literally finished it five days ago
I committed to grad school and just applied for an apartment!!!!
I just committed to my grad school :)
being in my mid 20s is just nonstop I’m tired I’m sad huh
fellas i need advice. my best friend is Not taking care of herself hydration wise and food wise, and it’s making her clinical depression worse, which makes taking care of herself harder. Vicious cycle. But she’s refusing to see a psychiatrist because she had a terrible experience last time. she needs Medication. what do I DO?
me w anyone else: im sorry am i being annoying? ;-; i’ll go now…
me when my best friend ignores me: KNOCK KNOCK FUCKER IVE BROUGHT AN ENTIRE JAZZ BAND AND DANCERS YOU WILL LOOK AT ME OR E L S E
If I sold pins of my monkie kid art would y'all buy them? whether i draw it new or it currently exists.
God Bless all the people on Youtube who upload hard to find songs. You’re a blessing.
lucky watch time
intelligent enough to tell when someone’s flirting with me, autistic enough to not reciprocate ✌
If I ever get a biography done I want it in the style of a nature documentary. I mean, it would have to be staged, but I want a smooth narrator giving blase descriptions about whats going on while the actors just go FERAL.
how have i gone this long without getting a random callout post
ive come to make an announcement, wereralph is a bitch ass motherfucker and he pissed on my fucking husband.
you heard that, he took his werewolf fuckin’ furry dick out and pissed on my fucking husband, and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said ‘That’s hotdisgusting!’
So I’m making a call out post on my twitter dot com, Wereralph you have a big small dick! It’s like the size of this walnut but way smaller! And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like!
*picture of wilted asparagus*
That’s right baby! All points, no fur, no pillows - look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my husband so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOON!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
ohno I’m being an adult and i’m budgeting
consider: after nearly committing suicide because of the torture he went through under Lady Bone Demon, they start rehabilitating Sun Wukong. He resists at first, but once they get his cooperation they learn that he loves teaching, and loves teaching kids.
consider: elementary teacher wukong, finally finding emotional balance because of the kids he takes care of.
I know I kinda talk mad shit about the weird things my mom says, but at least she sees Trump as the little bitch he is, unlike my dad.
People will just make shit up about mormonism huh
mormonswill just make shit up about mormonism
Implying mormons arent people
can confirm i’m not a people i’m a [redacted]
People will just make shit up about mormonism huh
mormonswill just make shit up about mormonism
honestly if you’re watching Monkie Kid and you hate Sun Wukong, you might wanna go watch a different show. You’re tuning into the Monkey King Show all about the Monkey King and the Monkey King’s nuances as a character and getting mad when he’s doing things like the Monkey King does, imperfect and all. The door is to the left, friends.
only sonic movie things can knock me out of my monkie kid hyperfixation for a few moments. knuckles narrating his inner thoughts outloud in the new clip KILLED me where I stood.
Would Jesus Say That?
A study of April 2022 Gen Conf by E.A. Nelson | Masterpost
Whew, okay, so I’ve been meaning to do this for a while and it’s been over a month, but the thing is there was a LOT in General Conference. A lot of it good, a lot of it neutral, and a lot of it bad. While the good was very good, the bad was very bad.
Supposedly, the Prophet and Apostles are talking for Christ and saying what He would say. Well, we have written accounts of what Christ said so we know how He talks. So with that lense, I will be embarking on a personal project to annotate and summarize every single talk in April 2022 General Conference and determine how likely Jesus Christ Himself would say each talk.
I will be sharing the link to the talk plus my personal summary of it each Sunday, and once the project is done I’ll link the google doc I was doing all of my annotating in. For now, please have today’s summary of the First Talk.
Preaching the Gospel of Peace
By President Russell M. Nelson, President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints | Summary: We have the sacred responsibility to share the power and peace of Jesus Christ with all who will listen.
Rating: 7/10, Jesus would say this but not like how he did it.
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My brother, 15yo: shoves a basketball down his shirt to look like a single boob
My dad, without thinking: How many times have I told you to stop swallowing balls?!
me: promptly loses it
If I ever need to explain what gentrification means im gonna use the movie Robots as an example, the one with Robin Williams in it. Remind me to explain later I just got out of the shower.
I bought some japanese barbecue sauce (basically smoky teriyaki sauce) and I put it on my instant ramen and Let Me Tell Ya, that was the Right Choice.
I’ve never watched the musical, I avoid things with especially irritating fanbases (hence why I didn’t get into undertale until SIX YEARS LATER), but from what I do know I think the main problem with the Hamilton musical was how the fans reacted to it.
Yeah, sure, it glossed over a lot of actual history, but I think the actual history wasn’t the point - it was a character study on Alexander Hamilton, hence it focused in hispoint of view and his personal point of view wasn’t based on factual history. No one’s personal point of view is based on factual history, it takes a stepping outside of yourself and setting aside your emotions to get a view based on factual history, and Hamilton wasn’t doing that.
No, it was like how a lot of cis misogynist homophobic white males latch onto media like Fight Club, a movie that satirizes and pokes holes in toxic masculinity - they completely missed the point and started romanticizing the characters into something they largely weren’t. And they aren’t even characters, they’re caricatures (albeit not disrespectfully) of real historic people. These aren’t your poor little meow meows, nor your lovable fictional villain, nor your new tumblr blorbo - no, this is about real peoplethatactually lived.
Which is why it’s all gone wrong. Which is why the Hamilton fanbase is utterly insufferable, because they’ve misconstrued these historical people as fictional characters that they can project onto when that wasn’t the point. We have got to stop viewing media through this lens, that media has to cater to youandyour viewpoints and if it doesn’t it’s wrong. Sometimes it’s not about you.
It’s not about you.
Would Jesus Say That? Masterpost
A study of April 2022 Gen Conf by E.A. Nelson
- Preaching the Gospel of Peace[5/22/2022]
Missionary Service Blessed My Life Forever [5/29/2022]
Would Jesus Say That?
A study of April 2022 Gen Conf by E.A. Nelson | Masterpost
Whew, okay, so I’ve been meaning to do this for a while and it’s been over a month, but the thing is there was a LOT in General Conference. A lot of it good, a lot of it neutral, and a lot of it bad. While the good was very good, the bad was very bad.
Supposedly, the Prophet and Apostles are talking for Christ and saying what He would say. Well, we have written accounts of what Christ said so we know how He talks. So with that lense, I will be embarking on a personal project to annotate and summarize every single talk in April 2022 General Conference and determine how likely Jesus Christ Himself would say each talk.
I will be sharing the link to the talk plus my personal summary of it each Sunday, and once the project is done I’ll link the google doc I was doing all of my annotating in. For now, please have today’s summary of the First Talk.
Preaching the Gospel of Peace
By President Russell M. Nelson, President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints | Summary: We have the sacred responsibility to share the power and peace of Jesus Christ with all who will listen.
Rating: 7/10, Jesus would say this but not like how he did it.
Next >>
Okay, so starting off the entire conference with a talk about emphasizing missionary work. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, there are many good things about the gospel and the church that are helpful to many people, including a ward structure and the ability to work together as a community (cough, like socialism, cough). My main bug is that he talks of the gospel like it’s the end-all, fix-all solution, as if we don’t need to make sure there are political and social structures in place to prevent issues from happening.
Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but when he says quote “I love the Lord Jesus Christ and testify that His gospel is the only enduring solution for peace” unquote, that just rubs me wrong. No, we’re just as mortal as everyone else. If the Church suddenly got control over the entire U.S.A., especially in the state that it’s in, they’d royally screw it up. No amount of Heavenly Revelation can save you if you won’t listen.
While there’s plenty of gendered language, I do like how he emphasizes that anyone can choose to serve, and that serving in any capacity is still serving. I feel like that if the Church spent more time serving and listening to LGBT+ and PoC members, they could expand that definition and see to it that all diverse members are served. Maybe we all wouldn’t be struggling so much!
All in all, a very neutral talk. Would Jesus Say This? The overall message, yes. Saying it verbatim? No. I give it a 7/10 on the scale.
I am hideously antisocial today -.- is it the head cold? its probably the head cold. ugh.
