#signs as vines

aries - duke, do you want the ball? & fuck ya chicken strips
taurus - diabetes & burnt chicken nugget
gemini - skinny penis & what the fuck is going on here on this day
cancer - there’s a bee?! & i’m sensitive aubrey!
leo - calculator selfie & is that corbin bleu from jump in?
virgo - don’t show mOooOOooM & the fitness-gram pacer test
libra - i joseph gordon-loveit & more like hurricane tortilla
scorpio - can i get a waffle? & today my little brother pushed me 
sagittarius - basket ball game tomorrow & it’s a fuckin’ bear, NO!
capricorn - wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy & hello??
aquarius - kermit suicide & i have the power of god and anime on my side
pisces - drake wii tennis & caterpillar rave

aries - what the fuck richard & way to go paul
taurus - i smell like beef & ah
gemini - waddup, i’m jared, i’m 19 & a child
cancer - 69 cents & butt cheek on a stick
leo - vodka down the hatch & oovoo javer
virgo - a really good book & a knife, no!
libra - i can’t believe you’ve done this & i can’t swim
scorpio - 420 whatcha smokin’ & i don’t have a penis
sagittarius - is that a weed? & i won’t hesitate bitch
capricorn - it’s wednesday my dudes & ya mom’s a hoe
aquarius - get ya fucking dog bitch & barbecue sauce on my titties
pisces - an avacado & i’m washin’ me and my clothes

aries - gimme your fucking money & the fuck is up kyle
taurus - my croissant & welcome to chillis
gemini - belt & no sleep cuz’ of y'all
cancer - i love you bitch & bzzerk
leo - so no head? & i do that
virgo - ms.keisha & welcome to physics
libra - road work ahead & is that a chicken?
scorpio - adam & o aa aa aa
sagittarius - wow & they were roommates
capricorn - you’re not my dad! & hello?
aquarius - YEET & two bros chillin’ in a hot tub
pisces - look at all those chickens & i have hemorrhoids