#slasher funny
Me after a long day of thirsting after slashers:
When he’s a murderer with issues:
Friends:“Slashers aren’t even real, why are you so obsessed. Not to mention they kill people.”
Me:
When he’s dangerous and wears a mask:
Brahms Heelshire or something, I dunno I’ve never watched that movie.
When someone tells me that the slashers wouldn’t fall in love with with me and would just kill me the second they saw me:
Me:
Watching the slashers chase, maim and kill people:
Me:
Me, ignoring the fact that the slashers wouldn’t love me and would just kill me:
