/ — i went ahead and made this a headcannon , but if u want it as a fic , i can totally rewrite it lol
— @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )
honestly , they don’t even know why you agreed to go on a date with them . yeah , they admit that they’re decently attractive and pretty popular too , but you ? what the hell did you see in them?
stu is all over you while billy is more reserved . both of them asked you out to the movies , and were totally thrilled when you said ‘ yes ’ .
you’re all watching a horror movie , of course . billy wanted to , and how could you say ‘ no ’ to him ? the retro theater was going to play poltergeist , and billy was not going to give up the opportunity to see it with you and stu .
do they offer to buy you popcorn ? yep . do they offer to get you soda and candy ? you know it . they really want you to like them , but they want to be subtle ( stu wasn’t so subtle , but he was sweet anyways ) .
if you flinch or get scared at any point , either billy or stu will make a cocky remark in some way .
“if you want, you can get closer to me.”
billy is super into it . if you try and make a move on him , it would have be a pretty big move to cause him to look away . you end up playfully pouting .
stu likes horror movies , just not as much as billy , so if you throw yourself at him in the theater he will die a happy man . he is totally willing to wrap an arm around you contently .
they take steal some of your snacks occasionally .
the theater has a tiny arcade too ! after the movie , you all head over to the arcade . billy honestly pouts a bit since he claims ‘ the movies are better than any arcade’ . stu tells him to stfu tho since he’s planning on winning you candy and stuffed animals .
after seeing how happy you are when stu won you prizes , billy feels low key jealous and is compelled to win you prizes too .
stu definitely teases him , and that his blushing is definitely his sign of jealousy .
you win stu a little stuffed animal and tease him . though stu’s comment meant that billy took the prize you won for him .
“c’mon man, that was mine!”
“you can get it back when you’re done being an idiot, so you’re never going to get it back in reality.”
yeah , they’re tossing tiny bitchy arguments into your first date . they honestly tried not to do so
after the arcade , they don’t want to drop you off at your house so soon , so they volunteer to get food at a cute cafe they thought you would like .
they of course pay for you , being a sweet yet broke bastards that they are . they keep stealing your food though . that will honestly never change in your relationship .
when you head back to your house with the two of them , they look pretty sad to see you go . they honestly can’t wait for monday to come so they can see you again . calling you just isn’t the same for them .
you quickly peck them both on the cheek before heading inside . when you peaked out the window , billy was wearing a grin as stu had this dopey smile on his face .
it’s safe to say a second date was in the works after that .
thick thighs , skinny thighs , fatty thighs , toned thighs . fuck , these boys love your thighs . the feel of them in their hands . they way you squeeze their head between them . having them pressed against their hips as they take you . even outside the bedroom they can’t get enough . hand shyly placed on the top of your thigh , a gentle squeeze , a calming stroke of a thumb back and forth . wear some booty shorts or yoga pants or a short dress and watch these men tremble and growl and get handsy . how can they resist ?
ass : billy loomis & jesse cromeans
big fat ass ? bouncy ? soft ? toned ass ? small ass ? ass is ass . and they are filthily shameless in their appreciation . expected to be slapped as they walk buy . to have your ass cupped when they hug you . they love to see it jiggle and bounce . feeling that sweet ass of your against their hips as your faced down and getting fucked like a bitch in heat ? perfect . turning you over their knee and spanking you till that ass is red and you’re in tears ? delicious . short shorts ? short dresses ? even in public you’ll feel their hand sneak up and grab a handful , massaging that plump rump with a smug grin .
hips : michael myers
it’s his favorite place to mark . to dig his teeth into and drag . to suck dark marks into . they way your hipbones stick out or stay hidden doesn’t matter . the width isn’t an issue . what’s an issue is how utterly fucking good they look bruised with his fingertips . how his hands engulf them . how he can use that place as a handle to jerk and tug you as he fucks into you viciously . low waisted pants ? crop top ? just enough skin to show those bruises he left ? an intimate claim normally only meant for his eyes ? but you’re showing them off like some trophy ? you’ll find yourself pressed against a wall , hands on your hips , rubbing the bruises and making them ache . and you’ll like it .
tiddies : brahms heelshire & bubba sawyer & stu macher
big tits , small tits , male presenting tits , female presenting tit , non-binary tits , no tits ? tits . mother fucking tiddies ! these two go ham . they want to hold them in their hands , to squeeze and pinch and pull and tug and nip and bite and suck . they’ll be drooling over them . they’re face always finds it’s way to your tiddies , nuzzling and sighing and moaning . and fuck if you let them play with them . rubbing their leaking cocks over your chest , over your nipples and making a little mess . pressing you tiddies together so they can fuck between them , coating them in their cum and making them look milky ? fuck , they’re in heaven .
what does your slasher want most ?
thighs : bubba saywer
this boy’s thighs are fucking sensitive . run your hands over those chubby , thick hamhocks and watch him wiggle and squirm , precum leaking from his tip . use your mouth . suckle , kiss , bite , nip , drag your tongue so close to the where thigh meets crotch only to skip over his erection and so the same to the other side . he’ll cum from just the teasing alone .
ass : jesse cromeans & stu macher & jason vorhees
they want to be topped . dick them down , peg them . slap their asses , give them squeezes as they walk by . eat them the fuck out and finger them and just sit back and watch how they submit and come undone . they might be too proud or too shy to ask for it , but know that when they bend over and you smack them that they are filled with need . don’t be shy , don’t be scared , love them fat asses and love them boys .
hips : billy loomis & brahms heelshire
sensitive as fuck hips . the way their hips bones just out , so easily to trace over - did they just jolt up and lean their heads back as they tried to get more ? yes they fucking did . scratch over their higs , suckle right under their hip bones , trace over it with your tongue , dig your fingers into them and bite and mark them up . they’re sluts for it .
tiddies : michael myers & thomas hewitt
fucking suck them fat tiddies . cup those beautiful tits in your hands , give them a squeeze , tease the pads of your thumbs over their nipples . flick them to get them hard . suck on them , for the love of god bite them . see how they stutter , eyes rolling back and body tense from trying to hide how much they enjoy this ? kitten licks and kisses followed by needy suckling . you’ll get them desperate and wanting .
it was probably stu you had met first, he’s literally a golden retriever personified of course he would investigate the new cutie in his class
he was nice enough and kind of teasing but in a fun, harmless way
you had thought it ended there but the second your first conversation ended, stu ran to find billy and tell him about his latest find
billy, trusting and loving his boyfriend completely, thought it wouldn’t necessarily be a bad idea to think about a potential third partner
at first he wasn’t completely convinced, though when he finally got a taste for your personality and who you are he was just as love striken as stu (though billy would actually rather die than openly admit it)
the moment you officially become part of their little group, billy and stu are affectionate to the max
in public, billy gives out smaller shows of his affection
keeping a hand on your lower back, an occasional suprise kiss on the cheek, just little stuff
stu on the other hand
he would happily full on makeout in a very public area (not that billy would actually let him)
so instead he settles for holding your hand (and swinging them back and forth between you) and peppering as many kisses on yours and Billy’s faces as often as he possibly can manage
in private though, you are rarely left untouched
most of your mornings are spent with sleepy kisses and gentle caresses shared between the three of you
whether or not you’re actually involved in the ghostface shenanigans the boys like to include you in one way or another
usually this involves keeping you cuddled up between them while they make plans for the next outing
actually its more like billy making the plans, stu is far more concerned with covering your neck and shoulders in kisses and bites
billy pretends to be annoyed at stu’s lack of focus but its really just so he can get his own smooch from the blonde
their lovey little shenanigans don’t stop shen they get home from.an outing, in fact they probably double
the boys are both coming down from a huge adrenaline high and really stu does bot care that he is absolutely covered in blood, he just really wants a hug (and maybe a kiss or two)
billy is a little more quiet than stu when he gets home
hes thinking about the scene and where the could have done better or if they accidentally left somethingbehind
leaving him like this for a little while is ok, he gets a bit upset when he can’t process properly, but after a little while just running your hands over his shoulders is enough to bring him back into you and stus embrace
movie nights become a daily occurrence, usually filled with popcorn and horror movies ranging from pretty good to plain god awful
when its a good one there is no funny buisness going on, your boys are fully engaged and listening for once
but when they happen to choose a really bad one, it pretty much just becomes background noise for the mindless chatter going on between you three
taking about your days, what you need to stock up on in the house, just simple domestic things
granted neither boy is a very big fan of actually doing housework
stu insists you could just get a maid, billy argues that is ridiculous and also expensive despite not really wanting to do the work either
and you sure as hell will not handle everything on your own, especially given how much blood and dirt they track into the house on a daily basis
at some point you began doing the different tasks together instead of assigning one person for each
hey, teamwork makes the dream work
and folding clothes is a lot better when you can watch your loving boyfriends nearly get in a fight over how to fold a fitted sheet properly
