My Incorrect Universe #88

Legolas, with his head on my lap: Why is life so hard ?

Me, with a massive ass turkey leg in my hand: Don’t worry kid, I know that this all seems unfair now…

Me: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…

Haldir, from across the garden hearing the conversation: That is actually some great advi-

Me, absolutely destroying the entire turkey leg within a minute: And get revenge

Haldir:…….

Thranduil, who was with Haldir: …….ELROND LET ME MARRY MY WIFE AGAIN

Elrond: I SWEAR TO VALAR MY LORD THIS IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON WHY-

*meanwhile*

Legolas: I was talking about the game you brought me from your world

Me, reaching for another turkey leg: I’d still give you the same advice……*looks towards commotion* they look like they’re having fun…..

*Haldir literally fighting for his life as he screams with his sword in hands as he stands stuck between two grown ass elves bickering*

Legolas, whispering: it’s like a game of Life…..