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I can honestly see Thranduil’s philosophy being “What would the Noldor do?” And then doing the opposite.

It’s worked wonderfully so far.

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fluentisonus:

thinking about how comparatively unisolationist the mirkwood elves are to some other ones we see (e.g. lothlorien) & them just being like. the weird neighbors and sometimes coworkers of the men that live nearby. like I can’t overstate how delighted I am by the idea of them just being a boring (but weird) part of everyday life. there’s groups of men in lotr who’ve never even seen an elf, meanwhile the lake men/men of dale are presumably like “yeah I know an elf. he stole my sandwich last thursday when we were clearing that fallen log & then lied about it :/”

sorry but i can’t stop thinking about like. a merchant (or someone) from laketown traveling in the broader world & being confronted with this –

man fromgondor: many of our people are descended from elves and we share a language with them, but we lost contact with them long ago. who knows what they’re up to now. it can be dangerous to try and find out

man from rohan: no one’s seen an elf in generations. there’s stories that there’s a fearsome and dangerous lady that lives in that strange wood over there, but no one who’s gone in has ever come out again.

man from laketown, thinking about that time a couple months ago he fixed a bridge with one of the mirkwood elves, they got absolutely covered in mud together, & then they went back to his house and got blackout drunk:

Meme of the toy monkey looking sideways and then forwards again.

I also love it if, even if they’re not as isolated as other elven societies, the Mirkwood elves’ perception of human customs and culture is always just a little…off. So the Lakemen/men of Dale are always dealing with insanely well-meaning Mirkwood elves doing wacky shit

Like

Mirkwood elf, waving to the Dale fisherman: Human-friend! Human-friend!! Come here, I have something to show you!

Dale Fisherman, mentally preparing himself for whatever weird shit this well-meaning elf is about to pull: Yes, Master Elf, what is it?

Mirkwood elf: I hear it is mannish custom to give gifts on one’s day of birth! And other man-friend said today is your day of birth so I have brought you a gift!

Dale Fisherman, genuinely touched: That’s. That’s so kind of you Master Elf, I would love to see your gift!

Mirkwood elf, pulling out a stag’s head from a sack and holding it like a proud cat with its kill: I hunted it myself! The deer is sacred to the Wood elves and this will bring you protection from harm, and if you eat the eyes, it will ensure you good health!! :D

Dale fisherman, trying not to gag: Oh. Um…thank you Master Elf. I have truly….never received such a gift in my life.

Mirkwood elf::DDDD

Guards ‘My King, sun of Monday has risen’

Thranduil ‘There’s no such thing as Monday Sun as as long as Legolas is sleeping. Good day.’


*** I searched but couldn’t find the original source. Its been shared through media, I can only say they are from Canada. If anyone know the source, please comment down below. Thank you!***

hautekills:Thom Browne pre-fall 2014

hautekills:

Thom Browne pre-fall 2014


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nenuials: of the woods. - listena playlist for the elves of mirkwood There were many people there, e

nenuials:

of the woods. -listen
a playlist for the elves of mirkwood

There were many people there, elvish-looking folk, all dressed in green and brown and sitting on sawn rings of the felled trees in a great circle. - the hobbit

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nenuials: the elves of mirkwood.edhelrim en taur-nu-fuin In the Wide World the Wood-elves lingered inenuials: the elves of mirkwood.edhelrim en taur-nu-fuin In the Wide World the Wood-elves lingered i

nenuials:

the elves of mirkwood.
edhelrim en taur-nu-fuin

In the Wide World the Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon but loved best the stars; and they wandered in the great forests that grew tall in lands that are now lost. - the hobbit, ch8

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My Incorrect Universe #90

*when I first met everyone after coming back Middle Earth from my world after a long break before marrying Thranduil*

Me: I love everyone equally! There’s Thranduil, Legolas…..uh…..

Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Me, sweating profusely: Elmers,Thorax, Brad and …

Me: *squints hard*

Me: Helmet and Lint….

Everyone:

Thranduil: *practically screeching and wheezing in laughter and rolling on the ground*

Legolas: *holding back giggles as his body shakes*

Gandalf, pointing at himself and Bilbo: Do you at least recall us?

Me, full of confidence: Of course! This is Bimbo and you’re Dumbled- I mean Gandhi ahahahah…..

Legolas: *giving up on controlling his laughter* HELMET. HALDIR SHE CALLED YOU HELMET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Haldir,legit traumatized: I do not deserve this

*Everyone rushes to me to ask whether I remember them*

Me: *was just teasing everyone and now am genuinely taking pleasure in it as I mispronounce everyone’s name on purpose*


Thranduil teasing the others (Especially Elrond and Thorin) about this incident for the rest of their lives:

My Incorrect Universe #88

Legolas, with his head on my lap: Why is life so hard ?

Me, with a massive ass turkey leg in my hand: Don’t worry kid, I know that this all seems unfair now…

Me: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…

Haldir, from across the garden hearing the conversation: That is actually some great advi-

Me, absolutely destroying the entire turkey leg within a minute: And get revenge

Haldir:…….

Thranduil, who was with Haldir: …….ELROND LET ME MARRY MY WIFE AGAIN

Elrond: I SWEAR TO VALAR MY LORD THIS IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON WHY-

*meanwhile*

Legolas: I was talking about the game you brought me from your world

Me, reaching for another turkey leg: I’d still give you the same advice……*looks towards commotion* they look like they’re having fun…..

*Haldir literally fighting for his life as he screams with his sword in hands as he stands stuck between two grown ass elves bickering*

Legolas, whispering: it’s like a game of Life…..

My Incorrect Universe #86

*When I still lived at Rivendell and “absolutely despised” the caterpillar browed bitch *

Me, standing in front of Thranduil holding a dagger : does this make me look threatening? are you threatened?

Thranduil,raising an eyebrow : absolutely not

Me,cornering him against the wall, menacing: what do you feel now?

Thranduil, breathing heavily : very aroused

*After getting married to the carterpillar browed beautiful man*

Me, backing up my husband into a wall : How are we feeling right now ?

Thranduil, kissing my forehead softly: Abosulutely in love. I would not even feel bad if you stab me because you probably did it for a reason and that is okay I will always love you. 

Me, on the verge of crying: Goddammit I’m gonna- I’m gonna punch you with my lips

Legolas, across the corridor with a camera I brought him from my world and a tad bit watery eyed : Disgusting. I AM TAKING A PICTURE

My Incorrect Universe #84

Me : why do you like sending letters to me so much even though I literally work in the library three rooms across you ?

Thranduil : o-obviously because I love you my darling wife!

Me: *sighing* be honest with me….

Thranduil :*mumbling* fine, cause I like making Wax Seals……..

Me : *amused,raising an eyebrow* and?

Thranduil: *mumbling dejectedly*and I want an excuse to spend on more Wax Sealing Sets……

–Later–

Legolas: Why was Adar happily picking jasmines from the gardens?

Haldir, looking towards me smiling adoringly at the envelope in my hand which is sealed with wax and jasmine petals embedded in it:……

Haldir:*smiling* Maybe King Thorin slipped off the Misty Mountains…..

Tauriel - Daughter of Mirkwood and a strong, amazing and beautiful woman who definitely needed more screen time in The Hobbit. I love her Autumn like design a lot and her character too. You can argue if the romance between her and Kili was really necessary but this doesn’t change the fact that Tauriel is a badass elf ♡

You’ll get two versions of this drawing this time, the first is the scanned one, the second is a photo with sunlight bc here you can see the gold color better~

This drawing of Tauriel already exists since a few months, it was part of the 6 Fanart Challenge and I always wanted to make a colored version of her. I started today with it, making new outlines and changed her hair a bit and I’m very excited bc the color scheme will be new for me

இڿڰۣڿڰ.♥Feren of Mirkwood♥இڿڰۣڿڰ. Feren with his elvish Mirkwood sword… Simon London face edi

இڿڰۣڿڰ.♥Feren of Mirkwood♥இڿڰۣڿڰ. Feren with his elvish Mirkwood sword…

Simon London face edit: http://howoldwas.info/simon-london-in-the-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-1440652-122917


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“…Galion you old rogue, we’re running out of drink!” :-)) Galion the wine e

“…Galion you old rogue, we’re running out of drink!” :-)) Galion the wine expert.

(Wallpaper size, 3402 x 1941, 96 dpi)


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Just wanted to see him happy and carefree)

P.S. Not a single strand of hair was harmed in the making of this picture.

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