#mirkwood
No, no really.
Rivendell elves are the vegan animal activists who usually gather every two Saturday night for their book club. They don’t drink and if they do they drink that exotic soda that their favorite fair trade shop imported from Guatemala.
Mirkwood elves are the hipsters who do Coen’s movies marathons, play Cure covers with cellos and get drunk on walmart wine.(But they pretend is Pinot Noir)
A month ago when we first saw that the Elves have short hair in the new show I was like “ew not wtf this is an abomination” but then I cut my own hella long elven hair off irl and now look like Amazon Elrond and am nowlike
And am now accidentally all for the short hair elf thing
I’ve become my own worst enemy in this fandom
thinking about my elf OC today that I’ve been developing since I was six years old and now I’m taking a college level course and studying elvish language to further validate him
Sometimes I think about how the Mithril shirt Thorin gave to Bilbo was described as something a ‘young elven prince’ would wear
And I just can’t get this image out of my head of Frodo rocking up to Rivendell in that same shirt and Legolas just looking at him like blink blink “why is this small one wearing my bar mitzvah tunic as armor”
Something is going on in the House of Bourbon. A new story has begun—among other things that is about to catch Tumblr off guard after a small hiatus.
Its been a hard day’s night~
Another Unstable Monday!!! Do you want baby Legolas get you some hot chocolate?
I saw a post about parenting life and this has to happen you know. Its just too cute :3
The family guy is finally back LOL
Parenting life shared by Donald@teacherdad1988
Happy Birthday, Orlando Bloom!!!
Did you see his Rap on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert? He was soooooo cuteeee in that cloud jacket!!! So softttt!!! I have to draw Legolas in that suit!
King of the Mirkwood