Sidemen As Bottom Quotes

honestly bottom is such a great show i rlly recommend

Vik: I cooked you a breakfast you know, can’t find it now.

Simon: We didn’t, that’s why we had to eat his dog.

JJ: Who invented the thong? It’s like wrapping. cheese wire around your tackle.

Ethan: They say they don’t do sandwiches, they are a highly trained organisation.

Harry: Are you on drugs? Can I have some?

*Josh: Tobi, how would you like to be skinned alive and buggered?

Tobi: I’d like to see you try!*