Sidemen As Bottom Quotes

honestly bottom is such a great show i rlly recommend

Vik: I cooked you a breakfast you know, can’t find it now.

Simon: We didn’t, that’s why we had to eat his dog.

JJ: Who invented the thong? It’s like wrapping. cheese wire around your tackle.

Ethan: They say they don’t do sandwiches, they are a highly trained organisation.

Harry: Are you on drugs? Can I have some?

*Josh: Tobi, how would you like to be skinned alive and buggered?

Tobi: I’d like to see you try!*

Simon: Why is Harry crying?

Josh: He took one of those ‘Which Sidemen Member Are You?’ Buzzfeed quizzes.

Simon: Oh, who did he get?

Josh:JJ

Vik: I can be tough too!

JJ: Vik, just the other day I saw you crying about snakes.

Vik, crying: THEY DON’T HAVE ARMS-

Simon:Stressed.

JJ:Depressed.

Josh:Blessed.

Vik:Possessed.

Ethan:Obsessed.

Tobi:Impressed.

Harry: Chicken breast.

Everyone else:…What?

Harry: I just wanted to join in.

Sidemen as my moods towards Twenty One Pilots

Simon: Are you being serio- these fucking shitheads.

Josh: I cannot fucking believe.

Vik: I aM EXCITE!

Tobi: Please, I can’t deal with this.

JJ: I’m gonna fucking kill myself, I fucking hate my life.

Harry: My ass is prepared.

Ethan: SO YOU ARE TELLING ME I WAITED FOR THIS.

Sidemen as things I say

Ethan: I’m gonna piss out of my eyes.

Simon, after someone says the word panic: at the disco?

JJ: I’m gonna hurl myself off the stairs.

Vik, after learning a new fact, wide eyed: wow

Tobi: You can’t be mean to me, I have asthma so if you are it’s a hate crime.

Josh, when someone says to throw rubbish away: *looks at friend* Looks like it’s time for you to go.

Harry, point at a random man: That’s my dad

Sorry for not posting for like a year lmao

Simon: This case is operation W.A.F.F.L.E.

JJ: Which stands for We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each… other.

Simon: We learnt yesterday each other is two words.

Harry: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

JJ:What?

Harry: Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts.

JJ: So, what’s on Monday?

Harry: ‘Cause… it’s Friday now, she has the weekends off, so… Monday, right?

okay but can we appreciate all the love and hype towards vik when he scored??

it was so amazing

JJ: Mommy! Tobi is using dirty words!

Harry: Who’s ‘Mommy’?

Simon: From a group position standpoint, I guess I am.

JJ: Looks like someone is in love.

Simon: I just think Josh is cool. It’s not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.

Simon, lying awake at night: -Uh oh.

Josh: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.

JJ: A kaleidoscope? I’m not five— SHAPES AND COLORS THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN.

Vik: Just be yourself.

Harry: Be myself? Vik, I have one day to win everyone over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ethan: Couple weeks.

Tobi: Six months.

JJ: Jury’s still out.

Harry: See, Vik?

Harry: “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?

SideBaes 2020!

Simon - Talia Mar

Josh - Freya Nightingale

JJ - Dating unidentified female

Vik - Dating unidentified female 

Ethan - Possibly dating Kayla Parlante

Tobi - Single that we know off

Harry - Katie Leach

vik and jj are the cutest,,,,fight me if u disagree

more callux photography ❤️

better than ever

instagram.com/sidemen

stop i love this

i dont know whos active on here and whos not active on here anymore but i just wanna say something: IM SO FUCKINGPROUD OF JJ MAN, HES SUCH A BEAST I ACTUALLY LOVE HIM 

Hi again, it’s me.

Don’t hate on the female group consisting of the Sidemens girlfriends

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Hey people, you can ask questions or submit posts! I’ll try and reply to every one of them, if I can’t I’ll possibly messsage you and explain why! Thank you!

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Studying in Diners

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Imagine…..

You sat at the diner, textbooks surrounding you as you studied relentlessly for the history test you had coming up. You didn’t know why you took history as an undergrad especially since you barely liked it in high school but you thought it would be easy since you passed the course without trying. Boy were you wrong. The course was full of memorization and dates and people and the empires constantly changing because the Emperors wanted their capital city to be named after them even though they’d only live for a short while.

Your hair sat on top of your head twisted into a messy bun, a few annoying strands that you missed kept falling into your face annoying you. Grumbling under your breath you yank your hair out of the bun and tidy it up making sure to stuff those pesky strands through the hair band. Cracking your neck and shaking your wrists you then went back to typing up the notes that were written in a notebook beside your laptop, you would have had them typed up already but you forgot your laptop at your flat since you were in a rush trying to get to the lecture on time, you were lucky you still carried around pens and a notebook or you would have been screwed.

So here you were, on Valentine’s Day sitting in a diner trying to distinguish what your horrid handwriting read. This was at least better than sitting on your couch watching romance movies criticizing the protagonist and their love interest and how their relationship was not realistic and how it would probably end in a few months or have some serious issues. You sigh grabbing your milkshake and taking a long sip of it, as you were drinking a man came up next to you and smiles brightly, confusedly you smiled back with the straw still between your lips. “Hi, umm, I know this is weird and really straightforward but I was wondering if you weren’t waiting for someone or completely busy with studying that I could possibly sit and join you for some food?” The man asks with his cheeks tinting a bright red, you smile at him gently. “I guess I can take a break from studying, my name is (Y/N).” You introduce yourself with a dazzling smile, the man looks at you stunned by your agreement to having some food with him. “I’m Vik.” He introduces himself and clumsily sat in the seat across from you.

“So, how did you hurt yourself?” You ask as you peer at the attractive man, he blushes slightly and laughs at the memory. “A few days ago I was skiing with some friends, I tried to jump a slope and I broke my collarbone. I had to go for surgery and now I’ve got 6 screws in.” Vik explains, you just nod your head and smile at the story. “Guess you learned your lesson.” You joke causing him to laugh, the waitress came by the table and proceeded to take yours and Viks orders. When she left, the two of you were deep a in conversation about your favourite tv shows, and also talking about your deepest dreams and what you’d like to do with your life. That night you didn’t get to finish typing up your notes, you were too busy talking with Vik and drinking milkshakes and sharing fries.

Hope you enjoyed! It’s my first ever imagine, feedback would be great! ❤️

Sidemen Incorrect Quotes

Simon: you know what I want? I want a lot of things! I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine’s Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never gonna happen!

Vik: We have red bagels.

Simon: Okay. :)

Friends

Simon - Joey

Vik - Gunther