Sidemen As Bottom Quotes

honestly bottom is such a great show i rlly recommend

Vik: I cooked you a breakfast you know, can’t find it now.

Simon: We didn’t, that’s why we had to eat his dog.

JJ: Who invented the thong? It’s like wrapping. cheese wire around your tackle.

Ethan: They say they don’t do sandwiches, they are a highly trained organisation.

Harry: Are you on drugs? Can I have some?

*Josh: Tobi, how would you like to be skinned alive and buggered?

Tobi: I’d like to see you try!*

Simon: Why is Harry crying?

Josh: He took one of those ‘Which Sidemen Member Are You?’ Buzzfeed quizzes.

Simon: Oh, who did he get?

Josh:JJ

Vik: I can be tough too!

JJ: Vik, just the other day I saw you crying about snakes.

Vik, crying: THEY DON’T HAVE ARMS-

Simon:Stressed.

JJ:Depressed.

Josh:Blessed.

Vik:Possessed.

Ethan:Obsessed.

Tobi:Impressed.

Harry: Chicken breast.

Everyone else:…What?

Harry: I just wanted to join in.

Sidemen as my moods towards Twenty One Pilots

Simon: Are you being serio- these fucking shitheads.

Josh: I cannot fucking believe.

Vik: I aM EXCITE!

Tobi: Please, I can’t deal with this.

JJ: I’m gonna fucking kill myself, I fucking hate my life.

Harry: My ass is prepared.

Ethan: SO YOU ARE TELLING ME I WAITED FOR THIS.

Sidemen as things I say

Ethan: I’m gonna piss out of my eyes.

Simon, after someone says the word panic: at the disco?

JJ: I’m gonna hurl myself off the stairs.

Vik, after learning a new fact, wide eyed: wow

Tobi: You can’t be mean to me, I have asthma so if you are it’s a hate crime.

Josh, when someone says to throw rubbish away: *looks at friend* Looks like it’s time for you to go.

Harry, point at a random man: That’s my dad

Sorry for not posting for like a year lmao

Simon: This case is operation W.A.F.F.L.E.

JJ: Which stands for We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each… other.

Simon: We learnt yesterday each other is two words.

Harry: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

JJ:What?

Harry: Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts.

JJ: So, what’s on Monday?

Harry: ‘Cause… it’s Friday now, she has the weekends off, so… Monday, right?

okay but can we appreciate all the love and hype towards vik when he scored??

it was so amazing

JJ: Mommy! Tobi is using dirty words!

Harry: Who’s ‘Mommy’?

Simon: From a group position standpoint, I guess I am.

JJ: Looks like someone is in love.

Simon: I just think Josh is cool. It’s not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.

Simon, lying awake at night: -Uh oh.

Josh: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.

JJ: A kaleidoscope? I’m not five— SHAPES AND COLORS THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN.

Vik: Just be yourself.

Harry: Be myself? Vik, I have one day to win everyone over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ethan: Couple weeks.

Tobi: Six months.

JJ: Jury’s still out.

Harry: See, Vik?

Harry: “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?

SideBaes 2020!

Simon - Talia Mar

Josh - Freya Nightingale

JJ - Dating unidentified female

Vik - Dating unidentified female 

Ethan - Possibly dating Kayla Parlante

Tobi - Single that we know off

Harry - Katie Leach

more callux photography ❤️

better than ever

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stop i love this