#source corvidprompts

Demiurge:Why did I sign up for this?

Sebas:To help make the world a better place?

Demiurge:Oh. No. Actually it was because I jump at opportunity to play god, but the question was rhetorical.

Demiurge:Why do people always say ‘watch your back, I’ll be coming for you’?

Demiurge:Don’t tell people you want to kill them, just drive a knife into their spine and be done with it.

Demiurge:It’s so much easier.

Sebas: It’s considered polite to let someone know you’re their enemy.

Demiurge:Polite - it’s murder.