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Rummush:Let me suck your dick, Gowasu!
Gowasu:…What?
Rummush:AS A FRIEND, OF COURSE!
MH: We need to summon something
Laid-back Mage: I can summon Stubborn’s salt in a smash match
Rest of the Party: …
LBM: Also explosions and stuff, why?
Roman:It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now
Ruby:THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
Roman: …Good lord.
Cynthia, to Cyrus: You can’t get revenge on the sun.
Lucas: We’re not weaponizing ANYTHING in this class!
Buck:Not with THAT attitude!
Volkner, to Dawn: You have to be more depressed and complain about your love life.
Flint: If you want the flame to protect you, just light yourself on fire or somethin’.
Aaron:This is why you’re not a cleric.
Candice:Every good part of my life is revolving around me being gay.
Lucas, floating upside-down on the Distortion World: Cynthia, why are we in the void?
Cynthia:We’re not in the void…
Cyrus:You should sell your soul on Craigslist.
Barry:Good idea!
Barry:TACO TUESDAY!
Lucas:…yesterday was Wednesday?
Barry:Taco Thursday.
Maylene:And then I’m going to kick the crap out of you with my fists.
Flint:I get you’re smart but it hurts my feelings.
Volkner:…good.
Saturn:Do you want me to cry?
Lucas:Yes.
Gardenia:When you hit the bottom, there’s nowhere to go but up.
Roark:Unless you start digging.
Cyrus:Can I fight the church?
Giratina:No.
Saturn, as Lucas and Dawn destroy the Galactic HQ: Please ignore the alarm, there is no emergency in the building.
Roark, giving Byron tech advice: You’re trying to connect to an HP Office printer to try to send an email.
Flint:Is something wrong? You looked sad.
Volkner:I always look sad, have you ever looked at me?
Volkner:So I have a car battery–
The Sinnoh League: Oh no.
Maylene:There’s some tall socks over here?
Candice:They’re all knee high, they need to go HIGHER!
Aaron:Y’know, the Unovan way. You take something good and then ruin it.
Flint:Yeah, go freedom!
[high five]
Aaron: I mean, we made frozen yogurt.
