#elite four aaron

Flint: If you want the flame to protect you, just light yourself on fire or somethin’.
Aaron:This is why you’re not a cleric.

Aaron:So what time does the “Judgmental Express” arrive?
Bertha:Lucian gets here at noon.

Aaron, after accidentally doing something well: ah shit I’ve given them standards now

Aaron: Gotta keep it profesh, you know?
Lucian: Yes, because that’s what professional people do: they call it “profesh.”

Aaron:Y’know, the Unovan way. You take something good and then ruin it.
Flint:Yeah, go freedom!
[high five]
Aaron: I mean, we made frozen yogurt.

funny bug guy