#main hero
[On the brink of losing all their HP in a tough battle]
Teammate 1:…Did you ever think…it would end like this?…
Main hero:……The horse was a surprise.
Main Hero and a random Teammate, looking at Vampire in confusion: Uh..whatcha got there?
Vampire, holding a knocked out Teammate, looking at them in annoyance: A smoothie
Main Hero: If you were a spider, how would you wear your socks?
Cautious: All eight matching.
Cool: Opposite feet matching, but otherwise up to four distinct pairs.
Airheaded: Total sock anarchy!
Energetic: Color wheel, obviously.
Main Hero, reading the news: some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Stubborn, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick.
MH: We need to summon something
Laid-back Mage: I can summon Stubborn’s salt in a smash match
Rest of the Party: …
LBM: Also explosions and stuff, why?
Dark Lord: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Main Hero-
Airheaded Main Hero: But it is me
Dark Lord: No- its an-
Airheaded Main Hero: Your mind tricks wont work on me!
Laid-back: i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight
Laid-back:pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected
Laid-back:i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating
Imp: Your pants can’t wait for my pee
Main Hero: And there we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe
Main Hero: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Airheaded: His name was jarred hes nineteen
Great Sage: When his parents built a very strange machine
Dancing Guide: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Laid-back: aaaay macarena
Main Hero: Horrible job everyone
Main Hero: What’s something that vampires hate, Airhead?
Airheaded: Coffee-flavored ice cream.
Main Hero: Well, naturally. But I was hoping for something specific to vampires.
