#source the internet
Lavi: Lvellie just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole Order is staring at Rat Snitch Link The Good Time Ruiner.
*Kanda gets hit by one of Road’s candles as Lavi drags him away*
Lavi:I got it!
Kanda:Wait!
Lavi: *rips candle out*
Kanda:*starts gushing blood*
Lavi: Oh no! I didn’t mean to do that!
Kanda: that’s how it works, idiot!
Lavi: Hold on! I’ll put it back!
Kanda:Wait no!
Lavi: *puts the candle back*
Allen, who has been watching the entire thing: Congratulations! You just stabbed Kanda!
Neah: On the count of three let’s both say we’re sorry.
Cross:Okay
Neah:one
Cross:…
Neah:two
Cross:….
Neah:three!
Cross:
Neah:
Cross:
Neah:Well now I’m disappointed in both of us.
Cross: I had a salad for dinner.
Cross: It was a fruit salad.
Cross: It was grapes.
Cross: Lots of grapes.
Cross:…
Allen:…
Cross: …
Allen:…
Cross: It was wine. I had wine for dinner.
Lenalee:We need to get help from adults!
Lavi, canonically an adult: I’m an-
Allen: Real adults.
Lavi:…Understood.
Allen: I’m in the mood for a quickie!
Lavi, choking: A what?!
Allen: You know, one of those little tart things.
Lavi:
Lavi: It’s pronounced “quiche”
Tyki looking at the body: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.
Allen, horrified: It’s not on anyone’s!
Tyki: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.
Cross: You arrive to the scene with a hoard of akuma in the area. You find yourself surrounded. You have already activated your innocence and begun attacking. What do you do next?
Allen: Call the Black Order!
Cross:
Allen:
Cross: You ARE the Black Order!
Komui: Kanda, if you’re reading this—
Allen: Can Kanda read?
Komui:
Komui: Lenalee, if you’re reading this to Kanda—
Allen: Road keeps stabbing me.
Tyki: So stab her back. That’s just her way of saying hello.
