#spongebob quote
Yang:*Pacing, biting nail* Where is he!? He stood me up, didn’t he? That ass!
Weiss:*Sighs*It’s only 9:01, Yang.
Ruby:Yeah! He knows our movie just ended and ever since Marvelous comics started putting movies out, he sits through the credits!
Weiss:Ugh.
Ruby:*Spins immediately, finger touching a shocked Weiss’ nose* They’re important to the story and if you skip them you are an agent of chaos!
Blake:*Very hungry* Last week you ate every single one of the chocolate-chocolate chip cookies and so nobody would notice you put the oatmeal raisin in their place.
Ruby:*Resolutely*I have no memory of such an incident.
Blake:You’re still serving detention.
Weiss:*Moves Ruby’s finger* And Professor Goodwitch is seriously considering paying for a dietician out of her own pocket after she discovered that you really ate every single last one of them.
Ruby:*Nervous but determined* You will not frighten me with your words, Weiss!
Weiss:*Rolls eyes and gives up*
Yang:*Adjusting jacket, looking at her new tank top* So…
Ruby:*Realizes*Oh, right! You’re you, Yang! No way is Jaune standing you up! Just you wait!
~~20 minutes later~~
Jaune:*Runs up dressed in a nice shirt and jeans, panting* S-Sorr…sorry I’m late, Yang.
Yang:*Irritated and a bit hurt* Finally! We nearly missed our reservation, what the hell took you so long? *Pauses*You dick.
*RWB starts to move, ready to leave the two although Weiss rolls her eyes, mutters something and then yelps when Ruby elbows her in the ribs*
Jaune:*Taking deep breaths* I got lost.
Weiss:*Can’t help herself* What!? How!? The directions she gave you were so simple a child could’ve managed!
Yang:Yeah, lover boy, what gives? East Mar and Mallo street! What’s the friggin’ complication?
Jaune:*Stands, but blinks in confusion* Wha–east?I thought you said weast!
Weiss:
Ruby:*Facepalm*
*Blake is halfway to the restaurant at this point*
Yang:*Astonished, takes a deep and cleansing breath after a moment and then grins brightly, squishing his arm between hers and her boob* Jaune, you have no idea how lucky you are to be so damn handsome.
Jaune:*Very confused but also flattered*
