#starflight

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Clay, talking about Peril: I love her

Starflight: she murdered multiple people,

Clay: nobody’s perfect

Starflight: how do you ask a girl out?

Clay: it’s simple, point to the nearest exit and politely tell her to leave!

WOF characters as things me and my classmates have said:

Clay:I’d be the god of french toast

Tsunami: This is not gonna hurt you’re just gonna bleed a lot.

Glory: Well would you look at that, I don’t care.

Starflight: If you don’t wanna take the science test, don’t show up.

Sunny: I’m throwing hands you better start catching em

Moon: When in doubt, just die

Winter: Siri how do I hide a body

Peril: Cannabis is legal, why not murder?

Turtle: I’m a poet and I do fucking know it

Qibli: I really want to stab you but that would be mean.

Kinkajou: I’d marry *insert friends name*

Webs: Can any of you besides Starflight tell me when the scorching started? How about you Clay?

Clay: uhhh, it’s gotta be at least eight years ago.

Webs: *sighs* You’re not wrong but I’m going to need you to never say that again.

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