Sunny:Iwish you could block people in real life.

Starlight: Restraining order.

Tsunami:Murder.

Clay: appreciate the little things,

Clay: give a short person a hug

Sunny:

Clay, talking about Peril: I love her

Starflight: she murdered multiple people,

Clay: nobody’s perfect

Starflight: how do you ask a girl out?

Clay: it’s simple, point to the nearest exit and politely tell her to leave!

Glory: why are you on fire?

Peril: this is just sort of how my day is going

Sunny: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Morrowseer: can you even reach my neck

Ily: I love you

WANCIMDS: We are not calling it magical death spit

Sunny: Starflight, you’re getting all wet, just move your bag so you have more room under my umbrella.

Starflight: My scrolls are more important than i’ll ever be.

WOF characters as things me and my classmates have said:

Clay:I’d be the god of french toast

Tsunami: This is not gonna hurt you’re just gonna bleed a lot.

Glory: Well would you look at that, I don’t care.

Starflight: If you don’t wanna take the science test, don’t show up.

Sunny: I’m throwing hands you better start catching em

Moon: When in doubt, just die

Winter: Siri how do I hide a body

Peril: Cannabis is legal, why not murder?

Turtle: I’m a poet and I do fucking know it

Qibli: I really want to stab you but that would be mean.

Kinkajou: I’d marry *insert friends name*

Tsunami, bursting through the door: I knew it! You two are kissing!!

Deathbringer:

Glory:

Deathbringer:Glorywhy didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Webs: You dragonets need to learn that nothing in life is free.

Clay: Love is free.

Starflight: Knowledge is free.

Glory: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Tsunami: I’m a very mature person. I apologize when I am wrong.

Glory: I have never seen you apologize.

Tsunami: I am never wrong.

Webs: Can any of you besides Starflight tell me when the scorching started? How about you Clay?

Clay: uhhh, it’s gotta be at least eight years ago.

Webs: *sighs* You’re not wrong but I’m going to need you to never say that again.