#starter memes

LIVE
  1. At a house party
  2. At a fancy party
  3. At a festival
  4. At a church/temple
  5. In the woods at night
  6. At the local community garden 
  7. At the store at 2AM
  8. In the lunch line
  9. Hitting your muse with my muse’s car
  10. Your muse hitting mine with their car
  11. Stealing my muse’s horse
  12. My muse stealing your horse
  13. While robbing my muse
  14. While my muse is robbing yours
  15. Finding mine unconscious in an alley
  16. Finding yours unconscious in an alley
  17. During a blind date
  18. At the library/bookstore
  19. In the graveyard
  20. In the abandoned castle/mansion
  21. In jail/prison
  22. In my muse’s room 
  23. My muse in your muse’s room
  24. Being caught at knifepoint
  25. Catching my muse covered in blood
  26. Catching your muse covered in blood 
  27. At the beach
  28. In the middle of a rain/snowstorm
  29. Lost in the desert
  30. Looking for the same rumored treasure
  31. Lost in an ancient ruins
  32. Seeing each other across a canyon/river
  33. Trying to climb the same path up a mountain
  34. Being chased/hunted by the same monster
  35. + add your own!

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★   .     sentence  starter  meme.     a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  marvel  comics’s uncanny  x - men  v3,    issue  #2.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary.

  • “  you’re next.  ”
  • “  the man i most admire in the entire world is ______.  ”
  • “  everybody loves the avengers.  ”
  • “  i don’t think i would handle it well.  ”
  • “  i think i would freak out.  ”
  • “  that seems pretty lazy.  ”
  • “  you are coming with us.  ”
  • “  i don’t think that’s going to happen.  ”
  • “  i don’t think “wow” sufficiently covers it.  ”
  • “  i’m trying not to look him right in the eye.  ”
  • “  i can’t stop looking him in the eye.  ”
  • “  now i can’t stop.  ”
  • “  why is he wearing armor?  ”
  • “  that makes no sense.  ”
  • “  you have a lot to answer for.  ”
  • “  i’d really like to hear this.  ”
  • “  take responsibility for the things that you’ve done!  ”
  • “  i did! i made a mistake and i fixed it.  ”
  • “  now it’s your turn to take responsibility.  ”
  • “  could you give us a minute?  ”
  • “  i want you to be ready.  ”
  • “  did he actually call a time-out?  ”
  • “  first of all, you couldn’t kill him.  ”
  • “  well, whatever you’re about to do, you can’t do it dressed like that.  ”
  • “  you know i respect you.  ”
  • “  can’t we just do this calmly? nicely?  ”
  • “  he wants to charge me with murder “nicely”?  ”
  • “  you act like we are running around looking for a fight!  ”
  • “  we’re trying to help our people.  ”
  • “  if you are a mutant in this world, you are guilty until proven innocent.  ”
  • “  they will do everything they can to knock you down.  ”
  • “  well, that’s just a big pile of shit.  ”
  • “  i am not going to have my people treated that way!  ”
  • “  shame on you for not seeing that!  ”
  • “  shame on you, _____.  ”
  • “  by doing nothing, you are as guilty as the worst one of them.  ”
  • “  there is a real problem on this planet and every new mutant that pops up shines a real spotlight on it.  ”
  • “  if you think for a second that i’m going to back down from helping my people…  ”
  • “  you have to understand we live in a world where people fear things they don’t understand.  ”
  • “  i don’t care what you think you know.  ”
  • “  my people need help and they need it all over the world.  ”
  • “  you can get the hell out of my way.  ”
  • “  no one is trying to kill you.  ”
  • “  you don’t bring a hulk for nothing.  ”
  • “  avengers…go to hell.  ”
  • “  go to hell.  ”
  • “  what did you just do?!  ”
  • “  well done, young one. you get to pick dinner.  ”
  • “  she did that?  ”
  • “  that is impressive.  ”
  • “  you see what they are capable of?!  ”
  • “  these are the best of the best.  ”
  • “  even they won’t fight for us or let us fight for ourselves.  ”
  • “  no one else is going to do it for us, we have to fight for ourselves.  ”
  • “  if you need help, we will be there to help you.  ”
  • ”  we will fight for you too.  ”
  • “  the fight is coming to you.  ”
  • “  how do you think you’ll do?  ”
  • “  are they going to be stuck like that forever?  ”
  • “  i’m sure they’ll be fine once we leave.  ”
  • “  you’re leaving again?  ”
  • “  i don’t know where you are.  ”
  • “  see how easy that will be?  ”
  • “  did i do something wrong?  ”
  • “  did I do this to you?  ”
  • “  that’s not what i mean.  ”
  • “  maybe if i went to church.  ”
  • “  don’t say stuff like that.  ”
  • “  she’s very talented.  ”
  • “  you’re a lucky woman.  ”
  • “  don’t sell my stuff.  ”
  • “  you held it together like pros.  ”
  • “  what was that?!  ”
  • “  don’t be so impressed, kid.  ”
  • “  they wanted to arrest you or take you down.  ”
  • “  they knew we were coming.  ”
  • “  no giant mutant-killing robots this time, so there’s that.  ”
  • “  they don’t stake out. they’re the response team.  ”
  • “  we didn’t even know we were going until we decided to go.  ”
  • “  someone told them we were coming.  ”
  • “  let’s have this conversation outside.  ”
  • “  i’m about to lose it.  ”
  • “  how could you?  ”
  • “  what is happening?  ”
  • “  i’m not sure, but i think the old guy set us up.  ”
  • “  we were victims.  ”
  • “  they are the united states government and i don’t believe them.  ”
  • “  i want to know exactly who is to blame and where they are.  ”
  • “  of course they would never trust me.  ”
  • “  i had to give them something.  ”
  • “  when were you going to fill us in on this little side project of yours?  ”
  • “  this is so much better than netflix.  ”
  • “  this is unacceptable.  ”
  • “  i think it’s best that you leave.  ”
  • “  if I told you before now, you would’ve blown my cover.  ”
  • “  now they know they can trust me.  ”
  • “  we have to do things as a team.  ”
  • “  you keep referring to yourself as our leader but i don’t remember voting.  ”
  • “  we have to do things they don’t expect.  ”
  • “  we have to surprise even ourselves.  ”
  • “  i think, all things considered, this went very well.  ”
  • “  i have no idea how i did that.  ”
  • “  what do i do here?  ”
  • “  we’re going to be famous.  ”
  • “  seems like a wasted opportunity.  ”
  • “  we should be doing something with it.  ”
  • “  we can clog all the toilets and switch their underwear drawers.  ”
  • “  you’re leaving us here by ourselves?  ”
  • “  where are you going?  ”
  • “  to me, my x-men.  ”

(   ★ .˚      - .    [   PT. 1   ]

★   .     sentence  starter  meme.     a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  marvel  comics’s  x - men  v4,    issue  #1.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary.

  • “  i must be on the next plane to jfk.  ”
  • “  we have trouble.  
  • “  i don’t have time to explain.  ”
  • “  are you sure about this? this is no small thing…  ”
  • “  if she needs help, i’d rather get to her sooner than later.  ”
  • “  we do this clean and fast.  ”
  • “  you have to let go of my hand.  ”
  • “  what are you doing here?  ”
  • “  what are you doing with a baby?  ”
  • “  this is private property!  ”
  • “  you don’t recognize that guy?  ”
  • “  i surrender, utterly and completely.  ”
  • “  can we talk?  ”
  • “  time is somewhat of the essence.”
  • “  i’m being followed.  ”
  • “  i’m pretty sure he was on the plane, too.  ”
  • “  it’s really scaring me.  ”
  • “  i just want to be home.  ”
  • “  babies hate me!  ”
  • “  i’m not as underslept and grossed out by poop as i was.  ”
  • “  you carry him in a backpack?  ”
  • “  it’s him! the guy following me!  ”
  • “  we’re trapped?!  ”
  • “  it’s the metro north, not a tank.  ”
  • “  welp, bad news, guys…  ”
  • “  some sort of electrical malfunction, i think.  ”
  • “  oh yeah, incoming train, awesome.  ”
  • “  get clear!  ”
  • “  she’s the muscle?  ”
  • “  she’s the gun pointed right at your head.  ”
  • “  i’ll remind you again. i did surrender.  ”
  • “  it’s possible she has no limits.  ”
  • “  call us if you need anything.  ”
  • “  this will come to pass.  ”
  • “  i am inadequate to the task of stopping her.  ”
  • “  this is quite literally a life or death situation. for everyone.  ”
  • “  as amazingly absurd as all that sounded, he’s telling the truth.  ”
  • “  SECURE THE INFANT!  ”
  • “  it’ll kill us all.  ”
  • “  i’ve returned.  ”

(   ★ .˚       - .    [   PT. 1   ]

★   .     sentence  starter  meme.     a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  marvel  comics’s  uncanny  x - men  v3,    issue  #1.     feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary.

  • “  he just showed up out of nowhere?  ”
  • “  is he in there?  ”
  • “  have you taken the necessary precautions?  ”
  • “  i don’t like this…  ”
  • “  this guy ever do anything like this before?  ”
  • “  you have no dog in this fight, as the saying goes.  ”
  • “  i don’t think anybody wants that.  ”
  • “  what do you want from me exactly?  ”
  • “  i want you to listen to what i have to say and decide for yourself if it’s true.  ”
  • “  i come bearing gifts.  ”
  • “  you said you checked him!  ”
  • “  i’m not here to hurt you.  ”
  • “  i think you know that my intel on this is solid.  ”
  • “  people on the street love him.  ”
  • “  you’re not telling us anything we don’t know.  ”
  • “  that seems to have gotten your attention.  ”
  • “  one minute he’s human, the next, mutant.  ”
  • “  i didn’t do anything!  ”
  • “  just keep walking.  ”
  • “  and you have the right to get your damn hands off him.  ”
  • “  that means back away from the mutant, guys.  ”
  • “  we need backup, now!  ”
  • “  how  —  how did you find me?  ”
  • “  i’m here to help you.  ”
  • “  we should leave.  ”
  • “  you don’t feel that?  ”
  • “  wh–what is happening to me?  ”
  • “  we’re being hunted.  ”
  • “  you’re the one talking trash on the tv.  ”
  • “  you dared them to come after us.  ”
  • “  this is too much for them.  ”
  • “  i’ve kinda got my hands full.  ”
  • “  you need me here.  ”
  • “  do we go? do we stay? what’s the plan?!  ”
  • “  those days are behind me.  ”
  • “  i’ll just have to be more precise.  ”
  • “  what i’m describing to you is what you call a lucky shot.  ”
  • “  he has no control over them.  ”
  • “  that felt good.  ”
  • “  wait, you’re  —  you’re taking me somewhere?  ”
  • “  that didn’t scare the holy bejeebus out of you?  ”
  • “  there’s no place for you here anymore.  ”
  • “  it’s cool, kid. we’re going somewhere safe.  ”
  • “  that’s your plan?  ”
  • “  no one’s trying to kill anybody.  ”
  • “  sentinels don’t grow on trees.  ”
  • “  he’s a broken man.  ”
  • “  i’m forced to live the rest of my life a pale reflection of my former self.  ”
  • “  it won’t take much and it won’t take long.  ”
  • “  i’m here to help you make this happen.  ”
  • “  the quiet is going to drive me insane.  ”
  • “  now it’s all gone.  ”
  • “  don’t dance with fire and you won’t get burned.  ”
  • “  i want to blame her for everything.  ”
  • “  i have no one to blame but myself.  ”
  • “  i betrayed him.  ”
  • “  i deserve this.  ”
  • “  how much did you hear?  ”
  • “  maybe it’s good news.  ”
  • “  we have to start from scratch.  ”
  • “  no one will help us.  ”
  • “  ee’ll help each other.  ”
  • “  what do you want to know?  ”
  • “  that actually seems like an honest answer.  ”
  • “  i think you hate yourself so much that you can’t imagine anyone not hating you.  ”
  • “  we tried everything else.  ”
  • “  are you going to stay?  ”
  • “  everybody’s waiting inside.  ”
  • “  are you guys back together?  ”
  • “  thank the dark lords.  ”
  • “  she scares the hell out of me.  ”
  • “  she’s been through a lot.  ”
  • “  we’ve all been through a lot.  ”
  • “  i liked being there because it was safe.  ”
  • “  you know it’s for the best.  ”
  • “  where did those things come from?  ”
  • “  they track us and they attack us.  ”
  • “  i’m kind of freaking out.  ”
  • “  it’s okay to be a little freaked out.  ”
  • “  how come none of the others are freaking out?  ”
  • “  show them. show them everything.  ”
  • “  this is the best news our people have had in years.  ”
  • “  you’re part of something bigger than yourself.  ”
  • “  feels pretty good, right?  ”
  • “  the future is in your hands.  ”
  • “  will i ever see them again?  ”
  • “  you’re not being held hostage.  ”
  • “  hell yes! this is awesome.  ”
  • “  just close your eyes and concentrate.  ”
  • “  words mean something.  ”
  • “  change is terrifying. i should know.  ”
  • “  what i wouldn’t give to live a normal life.  ”
  • “  none of us will ever have normal.  ”
  • “  she’s the smart one.  ”
  • “  please don’t call me that, it will stick.  ”
  • “  when are things going to calm down?  ”
  • “  the authorities will be looking for you.  ”
  • “  if we can help, we will.  ”
  • “  whoa! how do you do that?  ”
  • “  is she joking?  ”
  • “  i’ve never heard her joke.  ”
  • “  you won’t have much time.  ”
  • “  no, boy…i would BREAK you.  ”
  • “  keep an eye out.  ”
  • “  i thought you were dead!  ”
  • “  we were able to help her.  ”
  • “  we’re not ready.  ”
  • “  we’re nowhere near ready for this.  ”

Send one for my muse’s reaction! Feel free to alter wording, change pronouns, etc.

  1. “The rest of you, the best of you, belongs to me.“
  2. “My whole world is crashing.”
  3. “I took a violent thrashing.”
  4. “What am I going to do about you?”
  5. “Despite what you’ve been told, I once had a soul.”
  6. “No shortage of sordid, no protest from me.”
  7. “I don’t like you, but I love you.”
  8. “I don’t want you, but I need you.”
  9. “I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
  10. “You’ve lied, too, but it’s a sin that I can’t tell the truth.”
  11. “I can’t feel no remorse, and you don’t feel nothing back.”
  12. “I don’t feel nothing at all, and you can’t feel nothing small.”
  13. “A great excuse for celebration of the mess they’ve made.”
  14. “I’m so scared of losing you, and I don’t know what I can do about it.”
  15. “How long before you go and leave me on my own?”
  16. “I won’t fight you if you want to push and pull all night.”
  17. “I can’t explain, I think it’s love.”
  18. “Treat me like the sea, I’m so salty and mean.”
  19. “I say I want you and you don’t believe me.”
  20. “You say you want me, but I’ve got my doubts.”
  21. “I ran away in floods of shame.”
  22. “Spin me around just to pin me down on the cover of this strange bed.”
  23. “I was sorry for what I’d done.”
  24. “Our story was not told, but torn apart by greedy hands.”
  25. “You never give me anything that I want.”
  26. “He rules the air and turns the tides that are not there for you and me.”
  27. “Someone has shamed the king in all his pride.”
  28. “Look what they’ve done to me.”
  29. “I’mma go the fuck to sleep and uh, get some good night’s rest.”
  30. “Fuck you and all we’ve been through.”
  31. “Leave it. There’s nothing in you.”
  32. “If you hate me, then hate me so good that you can let me out of this hell when you’re around.”
  33. “The book of love is long and boring, no-one can read the damn thing.”
  34. “I believe in love, and I know that you do too.”
  35. “What can I do with a girl who refuses to be mine?”
  36. “I don’t want you to forget, just pretend that it never happened.”
  37. “It was always going to be claimed by the sea.”
  38. “It’s not that we’re scared, it’s just that it’s delicate.”
  39. “We might make love in some sacred place.”
  40. “When you broke sideways, I wanted you, I needed you.”
  41. “Maybe I’d be happy if you disappeared.”
  42. “She wants you, but you won’t do and it won’t leave you alone.”
  43. “Could be that he’s into you, could be that the obverse is true.”
  44. “If I seem half-hearted, it’s because I’m broken-hearted.”
  45. “Everything I loved and feared had all at once disappeared.”
  46. “There was nothing left in which to believe.”
  47. “Then when he’s captured, with his hands bound, I’ll beg for answers to all my questions.”
  48. “Why’d you let me let you in when I was younger, and why’d I need to?”
  49. “I can’t remember how the past felt.”
  50. “I was transformed by your grounded and giving and darkening scorn.”  

>> Things I’ve said and friends have said on skype calls starters

  • “My mom says you can’t taste the difference. You can, there’s a little kick.”
  • “It’s Texican Mexican cheese.”
  • “I love treace peaties.”
  • “Don’t squish him! He’s not a grape!”
  • “Have you sent her/him/them the daddy song?”
  • “Or, you know, I just make demonic noises that frighten _____.”
  • “I’m a noodle with a strong tummy.”
  • “Did you ever just need to moisturize your nipple?”
  • “Dr Pepper dries out your nipples, buy them today!”
  • “I’m sure you’d only need that if you have a problem with wet nipples?”
  • “Fucking paper, scheisse on a stick it’s everywhere!”
  • “I’ll fight you, you’ll probably beat me but I’ll fight you.”
  • “Super wet bread.”

>>Dick Figures Episode 8: Kitty amazing Starter Sentences

  • “Hey cat! That’s my trash, get outta there!”
  • “Oh-hoho what? Look at your cute [insert animal of interest here]* face! And you are soft! What is your name? I don’t even know, I’m gonna call you _____-y amazing because that’s what you look like!”
  • “We are not keeping that cat”
  • “Oh man, I feel sorry for you because this cat is sooooo cute!”
  • “FEEL HOW CUTE HE/SHE/THEY IS/ARE!”
  • “Ooh yeah, it does feel soft… And strangely cold.”
  • “It means chicas love gatos!”
  • “Gatos, gatos, gatos!”
  • “Oh my god, that is a cute cat! Awww my heart is melting–” 
  • “My heart is melting! oh my god!”
  • “Wait are we running towards the sirens?”
  • “Oh no! There’s a parade!”
  • “_______, look away!”
  • “Oh he just uhhh… Tossed a sack of potatoes down the steps, those Irish love their potatoes.”
  • “I just heard the sounds of death and secrets in here, is everything alright?”
  • “You’re too cute… TOO cute for this world! I have to destroy you!”
  • “GO WIDE, ASSHOLE!”
  • “Yeah, yeah I’m goin’… Wait what?!

*This feature is totally optional and you don’t have to add it in if you don’t wish to

>>Dick Figures Episode 1 Sentence Starters ( feel free to change anything as needed )

  • “What is wrong with your body?”
  • “Hey _____, how you do?”

  • “What is wrong with your voice?”

  • “There ain’t nothin’ wrong with my voice, shortay!”

  • “Oh… Uhh, that. I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog, I dunno.”

  • “But it sounds sick as fuck!”

  • “Sorry… Sorraaaay.”

  • “I’m having girl/boy problems.”

  • “Then I feel bad for you son.”

  • “A raccoon! Nature’s ninja!”

  • “You sound really stupid.”

  • “Yo, ______! I just found you a new girlfriend/boyfriend. And a girl/guy for you girlfriend/boyfriend.”

  • “And you can go home.”

  • “You need to be with grown ass man.”

  • “I’m free, motherfucka!”

  • “Oh man, I’m so sorry for you, you had everything, woooooow.”

>> Game Grumps play Night Trap starters

  • “Did I miss him?”
  • “You fucking blew it!”
  • “How the fuck would anyone do this, without a walkthrough?”
  • “Well lit– IT’S WELL LIT!”
  • “Get to that entryway, you sexy beast.”
  • “So go check out some plot.”
  • “That’s a bed… I meant the sofa.”
  • “Some secret shit’s going on!”
  • “She’s got a box!”
  • “They really do just freeze frame it, don’t they.”
  • “This actually seems like a fun house to hang out in.”
  • “I don’t know that I can handle all these shenanigans, dude!”
  • “They have George, and they’re gonna use him.”
  • “We get a relaxing five seconds.”
  • “My energy level is like the bar… It’s like the trap bar.”
  • “I can’t do it man, it’s too much pressure…”
  • “We missed 40 the first game, in like, 8 minutes.”
  • “Didn’t you hear that girl singing into that tennis racquet?”
  • “Maybe he/she/they died, I dunno.”

>> FFXV On the road quotes pt. 1

Prompto

  • “So, uh, where are we headed?”
  • “_______ should take it and never let go.”
  • “I couldn’t even keep one.”
  • “Our ______ city/town/village upbringing didn’t prepare us for this.”
  • “Would hate to try and pull off a road trip in some old jalopy.”
  • “Oh. You want to lay low.”
  • “Wow, this place is so romantic!”
  • “So, we’ll just stay out of it.”
  • “All kidding aside, I hate you.”

Ignis

  • “That’s it! I’ve come up with a new recipe”
  • “Put me in the driver’s seat.”
  • *Huffs in annoyance* “Pretend you’re walking to the car.”
  • “We can’t live like kings, but we can travel like them.”
  • “Don’t see why the car would be an issue, you manage to keep a low profile in the back seat.”
  • “You are a lucky man/woman/person.”
  • “______, have you seen to your shirt yet?”

Noctis

  • “Not sure I’d do any better.”
  • “There’s only so far a man can walk.”
  • “Napping was even better.”
  • “Rather be in the obituaries.”
  • “All _______ of us.”
  • “Does tired count?”
  • “Uh, no, completely forgot…”

Gladio

  • “And after that, we hop a boat, and before you know it, loverboy/girl’s hitched.”
  • “So, who’s next behind the wheel?”
  • “Good, ‘cause I need the legroom in back.”
  • “Sitting most of the day was pretty nice.”
  • “Oh yeah. That would definitely cramp my style.”
  • “And you get to enjoy it with us.”
  • “Anyone dead?”
  • “All kidding aside, this could be bad.”

General kink warning, nonsexual punishment.

  • ❝ Tell {daddy/mommy} what you want. ❞
  • ❝ Are you talking back to me? ❞
  • ❝ Go stand in the corner, you need a time-out. ❞
  • ❝ Careful, that’s dangerous. ❞
  • ❝ Come sit on my lap, baby. ❞
  • ❝ You need a little attention, don’t you? ❞
  • ❝ You’re acting so grumpy, someone needs a nap. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t like that attitude you’ve got. ❞
  • ❝ Are you done throwing a tantrum? ❞
  • ❝ You little brat, you’re going to be sorry for that one. ❞
  • ❝ Ssh, what’s the matter? ❞
  • ❝ You’ve earned yourself a spanking, now. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, you think you’re big and tough, now? ❞
  • ❝ Did you just stick your tongue out at me? ❞
  • ❝ You look tired, want me to carry you? ❞
  • ❝ That’s it, I’ve had enough of your mouth. Come here! ❞
  • ❝ You brat, I’m going to bend you over my knee. ❞
  • ❝ It’s past your bedtime, isn’t it? ❞
  • ❝ You know better than to lie to me, don’t you? ❞
  • ❝ You’re not in trouble, sweetheart. ❞
  • ❝ Come here, you’re going to count the hits. If you mess up, we start over. Ready? ❞
  • ❝ Go on, kneel on the rice. I’ll set the timer. ❞
  • ❝ That’s it, you’re losing privileges. ❞
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