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miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  how rude to blow smoke in your girlfriend’s face! it’s SUPPOSED to go up her ass!  ”
  2. “  i love being petty in video games.  ”
  3. “  you’re gonna get rabies!  ”
  4. “  I HAD RABIES!  ”
  5. “  i don’t spell on sundays.  ”
  6. “  why are you so fast you ugly bitch?!  ”
  7. “  that was a messy game, my boobs are sweaty.  ”
  8. “  no one told me how to fix my eyeball!  ”
  9. “  you little baby back bitch!  ”
  10. “  wooow. the desperation; it reeks!  ”
  11. “  you off-brand bitch!  ”
  12. “  stop typing mean things about me.  ”
  13. “  why is my face wet? did i drool on myself without realizing it?  ”
  14. “  my ass was clenched so hard that entire time.  ”
  15. “  baby kangaroos just look like starving aliens.  ”
  16. “  my boobs are sweating again.  ”
  17. “  he wants his booty cheeks to POP.  ”
  18. “  it’s making my boob crack sweat just looking at it.  ”
  19. “  i’m trying to go outside but i can’t find my shoe.  ”
  20. “  listen, my brain misfired.  ”
  21. “  you just smacked our lord and savior, michael myers.  ”
  22. “  we look like every teen horror movie ever.  ”
  23. “  how do i get this in my mouth?!  ”
  24. “  are you okay or did you finally drown?  ”
  25. “  my fucking tits are sweating i’m so scared.  ”
  26. “  if ____ crawls any further up her own asshole, she’ll come out her mouth and start the process over again.  ”
  27. “  i love participating in bullying.  ”
  28. “  ____ DOES NOT EAT DIRT!  ”
  29. “  i just hate ten year old boys.  ”
  30. “  i’m a slut for organized, color-coded data.  ”
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miscellaneous  starters  pulled  from  the  things  we’ve  said  while  liveblogging  our  video  game  playthroughs .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  why’d you let me come out here with no ammo?!  ”
  2. “  what? why would i want this?!  ”
  3. “  sirrrrr, i just want a donut!  ”
  4. “  open your mouth!!  ”
  5. “  bathe in poop!  ”
  6. “  i don’t have the ammo for this!  ”
  7. “  please don’t eat me.  ”
  8. “  open wide!!  ”
  9. “  sorry i have to check my map ten million times.  ”
  10. “  you sound like a messy fart echoing in a toilet.  ”
  11. “  they weren’t even looking at you, shut up!  ”
  12. “  i said stay down!  ”
  13. “  that was only two. i thought there were three?  ”
  14. “  why am i always the most lost?  ”
  15. “  friggidity frackity.  ”
  16. “  look both ways before crossing the street.  ”
  17. “  oh, i don’t trust it.  ”
  18. “  my boob itches. it’s the fear.  ”
  19. “  it’s a fear-detecting boob.  ”
  20. “  why did it auto-save? WHY DID IT AUTO-SAVE?!  ”
  21. “  ma’am, i’m gonna have to ask you to sit down.  ”
  22. “  i know, ___, i have eyes. you’re such a nag.  ”
  23. “  ew! he just smacked me in the face with his long, ugly fingers.  ”
  24. “  can you give me something useful, please?  ”
  25. “  IS THIS COMMUNISM?  ”
  26. “  i need to kill one more little cat bitch.  ”
  27. “  do i hurt him?  ”
  28. “  throw me your burnt bread in the rain.  ”
  29. “  i see a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing area.  ”
  30. “  i can’t find a portal!  ”
  31. “  WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME?!  ”
  32. “  WHERE AM I?  ”
  33. “  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  ”
  34. “  I FELL INTO THE OCEAN!  ”
  35. “  i’ve been waddling around in circles on my bird.  ”
  36. “  HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS RUINED ASS CITY?  ”
  37. “  anyways, time to make the long journey back to origami.  ”
  38. “  these respawn times are trash.  ”
  39. “  this bitch has a weird ass eel for a pet. i want one.  ”
  40. “  IT’S MY SECOND DAY LET ME LIVE!  ”
  41. “  bitch, i see no bat vendor.  ”
  42. “  IT WAS YOUR SHOTTY DIRECTIONS THAT MADE ME LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE!  ”
  43. “  i want ___ to plunder my booty.  ”
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a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  various  world  of  warcraft  song  parodies .   please  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary . 

  1. “  he’ll use your dreams as a weapon.  ”
  2. “  he has no strength if you show no fear.  ”
  3. “  everything is a hunter weapon.  ”
  4. “  i will always be horde.  ”
  5. “  i’m not usually one for corpses but tonight you look so pretty.  ”
  6. “  i’m throwing a bone, better hope they take it.  ”
  7. “  at least i didn’t make theramore explode.  ”
  8. “  baby, you’re just morally grey.  ”
  9. “  what an explosion, what a mess.  ”
  10. “  azeroth is our home, too.  ”
  11. “  you’re in the mood for doom.  ”
  12. “  i swear to end the legion even if it takes my life.  ”
  13. “  look to the light, embrace its power.  ”
  14. “  the light will guide your destiny.  ”
  15. “  enemies reside within the palace walls.  ”
  16. “  the stars above have judged us.  ”
  17. “  we’re haunted by the echo of a dark betrayal.  ”
  18. “  no outsider steps on the pavement.  ”
  19. “  i feel so much rage.  ”
  20. “  i’m a boss right now.  ”
  21. “  it’s gotta hurt to look this hot.  ”
  22. “  if they come for me, they’ll pay the price.  ”
  23. “  come and roll the dice.  ”
  24. “  how could you become so dark?  ”
  25. “  i don’t know if i can forgive your crimes.  ”
  26. “  every time I think of us, i cry inside.  ”
  27. “  the druids were right all along.  ”
  28. “  you cannot eat honour, you cannot drink glory.  ”
  29. “  when the last one has fallen and your bodies are broken, elune cannot save you.  ”
  30. “  stop that little night elf.  ”
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miscellaneous  starters  made  from  things  that  my  mom  has  said .  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  BIRD MURDERS?!  ” 
  2. “  yeah, slap that damn shit again.  ” 
  3. “  damn shit’s too loud.  ”
  4. “  what did you expect? HE’S GAY!  ” 
  5. “  wow, that’s so rude.  ” 
  6. “  i don’t wanna see damn trump.  ” 
  7. “  you about to die but you still gonna vote?  ” 
  8. “  y'all are all kinds of f-ed up, aren’t you?  ” 
  9. “  could you make anymore noise?!  ” 
  10. “  what the hell kind of names are those?  ” 
  11. “  don’t be hating on the candy crush.  ”
  12. “  shut up, ____, we can’t hear shit.  ” 
  13. “  i’m about to get rid of this rug now, it’s been on this crazy show.  ” 
  14. “  go get our applesauce before i lose my mind.  ” 
  15. “  i wonder what cher thinks.  ” 
  16. “  after she cut your hair? you ungrateful bastard.  ” 
  17. “  i hate people, places and things.  ” 
  18. “  you’re gonna make me type the whole thing? you little bitch.  ” 
  19. “  you done messed all the way up.  ” 
  20. “  i don’t want to sit on this couch with these ugly men.  ” 
  21. “  i need to knock the cinnamon out of my titties. nasty.  ” 
  22. “  he’s too tall to be gay.  ” 
  23. “  we don’t wanna see your titties flop out on the floor.  ” 
  24. “  oh well, at least he got some before he died.  ” 
  25. “  there ain’t no food, get outside.  ”
  26. “  she ain’t got the sense god gave a billy goat.  ”
  27. “  he thinks he looks tough but he doesn’t.  ”
  28. “  he looks like a gay coloring book.  ”
  29. “  what the hillbilly hell?  ”
  30. “  what is this? i don’t want this ugly shit.  ”
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a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  snapcube’s  resident  evil  2  fandub .   please  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary . 

  1. “  fucking technology. made by the liberals…  ”
  2. “  do you have insurance or a lawyer?  ”
  3. “  warning? i’m not afraid of anything, not even gas!  ”
  4. “  i’m afraid of everything especially gas, yes, ESPECIALLY gas.  ”
  5. “  these people are too ugly for my taste.  ”
  6. “  that’s reckless driving!  ”
  7. “  yeah i know, but i’m a cop so i can do literally anything i want and i don’t think it’s illegal.  ”
  8. “  i think we’re in… furry city.  ”
  9. “  i’ve read a lot of dank comic books.  ”
  10. “  we’re stuck in a car! we’re stuck in a car!  ”
  11. “  don’t worry they can’t eat a car no matter how hard they try!  ”
  12. “  i’m getting the heck out of here.  ”
  13. “  ew… it’s dank.  ”
  14. “  call me floppy feet, nice to meet you.  ”
  15. “  whatcha got there?  ”
  16. “  it’s my novel… bitch what the fuck?  ”
  17. “  tell everyone you know that floppy feets was here.  ”
  18. “  i told them to keep flopping or they’ll start dropping.  ”
  19. “  you have to drop those bitches.  ”
  20. “  dude this is just like romeo and juliet!  ”
  21. “  i’m coming down to meet you, just like romeo and juliet.  ”
  22. “  we were talking about floppy feets, club penguin legend.  ”
  23. “  i have places to go… as a penguin.  ”
  24. “  what’s your dream club penguin item?  ”
  25. “  shut up it closed a year ago!  ”
  26. “  floppy feet has to flop forever…  ”
  27. “  i’m going to die… i’ve shitted too hard.  ”
  28. “  you don’t even work here!  ”
  29. “  i’ve heard someone’s got some overdue books at the library!  ”
  30. “  i hate bugs.  ”
  31. “  listen, i don’t have time for this, i want ice cream.  ”
  32. “  i’m made from lunchable meats!  ”
  33. “  do you have my little pony?  ”
  34. “  you’re really pretty, but we can’t be friends if you don’t have my little pony.  ”
  35. “  wouldn’t be the first time i heard that.  ”
  36. “  i mean you got one thot right here T B H.  ”
  37. “  god… lesbian rights.  ”
  38. “  okay… sign me up!  ”
  39. “  judging by your bone structure i’d say you’re halfway there.  ”
  40. “  I KNEW THIS WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!  ”
  41. “  god… i’m so bored i wish i had some crayons.  ”
  42. “  YOU POPEYE MADELINE LOOKING BITCH!  ”
  43. “  sometimes you just can’t lose a daddy.  ”
  44. “  i ‘sploded him real good.  ”
  45. “  i’m gonna wittle a nice decoration for the mantle.  ”
  46. “  sorry… i had an orgasm.  ”
  47. “  nah that’s not my kink bro.  ”
  48. “  SEND YOUR FEET PICS QUEEN!  ”
  49. “  you always got in the way of me getting it in!  ”
  50. “  that’s right binch!  ”
  51. “  this is not the kind of penetration i was looking for tonight!  ”
  52. “  you do not have to be a boy… a gross yucky ick boy.  ”
  53. “  you’re infected with girl juice… i puked it into you… from my girl sac.  ”
  54. “  it’s easy, PRONOUNS, you fucking asshole.  ”
  55. “  can you leave? i’m getting the bad vibes from you.  ”
  56. “  what you think i’m toxic?  ”
  57. “  i don’t even like britney spears.  ”
  58. “  is this what consequences feel like? shit.  ”
  59. “  we’ll make a top out of you yet.  ”
  60. “  eat shit… thotticus.  ”
  61. “  YOU TWAT SWATTING BITCH!  ”
  62. “  fuck childhood innocence in its ass. i’m gonna teach you bad words.  ”
  63. “  i already know bad words. fuck you.  ”
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miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  lady country singers singing about murdering bad men is an aesthetic.  ”
  2. “  stop lying, you’re making me dizzy.  ”
  3. “  time to go make some mistakes.  ”
  4. “  YES! EAT ME!  ”
  5. “  RUN BITCH!  ”
  6. “  she probably ate it, that vampire bitch.  ”
  7. “  THAT SENTENCE WAS CURSED, _____!  ”
  8. “  straight girls have no taste though, so are we surprised?  ”
  9. “  i like how her titties just hang out.  ”
  10. “  tits out for earth.  ”
  11. “  i thought i could just throw pumpkins on baby heads!  ”
  12. “  hit me in the booty!  ”
  13. “  i love the catholic priest.  ”
  14. “  i don’t care if there’s a dead body next door, just give me wi-fi so I can tell people about it.  ”
  15. “  i am so ready to see what you need a thesaurus for in relation to slipping the tongue.  ”
  16. “  i’m still trying to get over you wanting to eat jamie lee curtis’s ass.  ”
  17. “  wow, she really jingled your bells.  ”
  18. “  can you please just throw the fucking bear.  ”
  19. “  get out of the fucking tree. get out of the fucking tree. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TREE!  ”
  20. “  BUG NO!!!  ”
  21. “  what soul color are your soul shoes?  ”
  22. “  i’m tipsy on wine and i’m emotional over this damn FUCKING MOVIE!  ”
  23. “  ewan mcgregor needs to hum into my cooch.  ”
  24. “  this may sound furry of me, but…  ”
  25. “  i can’t just keep kidnapping people!  ”
  26. “  i wish i could run in a bikini.  ”
  27. “  i have since found the lord and my past discrepancies cannot be used against me.  ”
  28. “  all three of you are cancelled.  ”
  29. “  the dress would be cute without the, like, entire top half.  ”
  30. “  if i return the slab, can i stop suffering?  ”
  31. “  i can’t wait to be in it but never contribute anything substantial.  ”

miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  you’re gayer than rainbow flannel.  ”
  2. “  i’m finding some golden oldies.  ”
  3. “  uh, we’re starting a new chapter so can we forget that?  ”
  4. “  i don’t want the sound of death hummed into my cooch!  ”
  5. “  well, he is a mansplaining pretentious jesus-humping moron.  ”
  6. “  don’t hit the table too hard, her titties will pop out.  ”
  7. “  i was a thirsty lil brat.  ”
  8. “  those puppies BOUNCE.  ”
  9. “  chase me, daddy!  ”
  10. “  bitch, i don’t hate myself, i’m not listening.  ”
  11. “  that sounds so fake deep pretentious.  ”
  12. “  bitch, shut the fuck up.  ”
  13. “  they only get in your pants if they think you’re popular.  ”
  14. “  ___ and ___ can bond over being straight.  ”
  15. “  i knew i should have taken the opportunity to masturbate last night. ”
  16. “  i just realized tea is just fucking boiled leaves.  ”
  17. “  time to crush his heart in my angry lesbian hands.  ”
  18. “  i love it when you talk like that.  ”
  19. “  i’m gay, i can’t type.  ”
  20. “  it’s okay, you’ll do better next time.  ”
  21. “  what man are we belittling today?  ”
  22. “  it’s okay, hets are born stupid.  ”
  23. “  what are you gays doing?  ”
  24. “  the same thing we do every day, pinky.  ”
  25. “  does she go home and live in fear of the gays?  ”
  26. “  when she closes her eyes to rest at night, she hears someone whispering "bisexuals” and wakes up in terror.  ”
  27. “  trauma is not an excuse for convincing an entire class you have rabies.  ”
  28. “  be right back, checking the hamburger helper because i think i burned it.  ”
  29. “  that’s how you become a nun, the holy ghost goes down on you.  ”
  30. “  i’m gay, i need the drama.  ”

miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  doesn’t your pee stream ever go wonky?  ”
  2. “  i have never peed on my own ass.  ”
  3. “  am i the only one with winky pee?  ”
  4. “  one time I fell down a hill and hit a trash can.  ”
  5. “  how extra and terrible.  ”
  6. “  did your bitch ass just call me a skunk?  ”
  7. “  ANYWAYS, before i’m more of an asshole – GOOD NIGHT.  ”
  8. “  is it socially acceptable for me to go to dinner without putting on a bra?  ”
  9. “  just let those babies hang LOOSE.  ”
  10. "  i opened the front door and the little bitch from upstairs is standing in the driveway playing in the rain.  ”
  11. “  bitch, did you not hear the sirens? get inside!  ”
  12. “  where is your mom you ORPHAN?  ”
  13. “  sorry, i was distracted by the sex.  ”
  14. “  i’d never get married in a church, i’d catch on fire from my sins.  ”
  15. “  i’m a nosy, drama-seeking bitch, so….  ”
  16. “  i love the sound of a good ol’ fashioned massacre.  ”
  17. “  i saw her sniffing in your trash last night. ”
  18. “  go back to 2013 where you belong.  ”
  19. "  the devil put that shit there and he meant for it to stay.  ”
  20. “  DON’T BE GROSS, ____!  ”
  21. “  and then they had sex on the devil’s bible.  ”
  22. “  WHAT IS THIS PORN MUSIC?!  ”
  23. “  stop talking about ants, it makes me itch.  ”
  24. “  did her boobs just titty bounce out of the way of a bullet?  ”
  25. “  i hate anime.  ”
  26. “  ____ are all egotistical maniacs.  ”
  27. “  THAT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HAIRY RED BALLS BEING SUCKED UP INTO A SAGGY VACCUUM!  ”
  28. “  eat my ass you cornfield dweller.  ”
  29. “  this takes granny panties to a whole new level.  ”
  30. “  are you looking up vintage lesbian smut novels?  ”
  31. “  i got distracted by lesbian smut novels.  ”
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miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary . 

  1. “  i bet she tastes like southern honeysuckle and betrayal.  ”
  2. “  IT’S JUST PORN, ___!  ”
  3. “  I HAD A DOG YOU ASSHOLE I KNOW HOW THEY TAKE A DUMP!  ”
  4. “  eat a dick _____, how dare you.  ”
  5. “  she’s that person on facebook who updates you about every second of their life.  ”
  6. “  i look like a drunk bitch carrying around this margarita glass.  ”
  7. “  being a clever bitch is hard.  ”
  8. “  i don’t believe in dinosaurs .”
  9. “  EXPLAIN THE BONES! ”
  10. “  die you naked ho!  ”
  11. “  uh, yeah, because he’s boppin’ the devil. ”
  12. “  oh boy, am i about to wreck this shit.  ”
  13. “  that is a titty. and it’s out.  ”
  14. “  ____ thinks we’re all homosexual men.  ”
  15. “  bitch, that shit was just born. it ain’t hungry.  ”
  16. “  did you shit on my porch?  ”
  17. “  why is there poo in my house?  ”
  18. “  i have a QUESTION. a question so huge it has to be written in all caps.  ”
  19. “  anyways, be right back, gonna go kidnap a child.  ”
  20. “  you better come get that turd.  ”
  21. “  I DON’T HAVE A TREE KINK!!!!  ”
  22. “  i hope no one else saw this and copy/pasted to their friends like i just did.  ”
  23. “  bitch, i’m gonna bippity boppity bitch slap you.  ”
  24. “  can you get med evac’d for being a nutcase?  ”
  25. “  first world problems: non-seedless watermelon.  ”
  26. “  she walks into every party and just takes a huge shit right on the welcome mat.  ”
  27. “  i can’t wait until these family friends leave so I can get in my sweats and commit murder.  ”
  28. “  i don’t think sports shrink your tits, otherwise i wouldn’t be a triple-d, but okay.  ”
  29. “  i’m READY. I HAD STRAWBERRY AND I’M READY!  ”
  30. “  just because she’s gay doesn’t mean she doesn’t want peanuts in her ass.  ”

miscellaneous  starters  from  things  that  we’ve  overheard  over  mic  or  seen  in  the  district  chats  on  apb :  reloaded .   please  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  laugh like a normal human you weirdo.  ”
  2. “  your language sounds like a bunch of broken vacuums.  ”
  3. “  sorry man, can’t help ya.  ”
  4. “  i know you’re over there you stupid fuck.  ”
  5. “  that was some bullshit.  ”
  6. “  I HATE HER!  ”
  7. “  LOVE YOU TOO BABE!  ”
  8. “  i like killing people with my pink gun to make them feel bad about themselves.  ”
  9. “  cash me ousside, how ‘bout dat.  ”
  10. “  you really wanna do this tango disco?  ”
  11. “  i saw you, you play like shit.  ”
  12. “  you say it’s huge, but i bet it’s below average.  ”
  13. “  aight, i respect that.  ”
  14. “  you ass clappers!  ”
  15. “  how did the ice cream get fuzzy?  ”
  16. “  masturbating makes your palms hairy.  ”
  17. “  anyways, you’re fucking disgusting.  ”
  18. “  learn how to dive, bitch!  ”
  19. “  gotta work for this ass.  ”
  20. “  jesus this chat never fails to make between my thighs really moist.  ”
  21. “  what the fuck are these two cheese dicks doing?  ”
  22. “  what the fuck, am i blind or did i just see a guy go warp speed just then?  ”
  23. “  oi, fuckwit, i’m on your team.  ”
  24. “  team super scrubs over here, let’s goooooo.  ”
  25. “  where the hell is my team?  ”
  26. “  sorry, i tried to recover your car but it wouldn’t flip.  ”
  27. “  i literally had to throw myself in his bullets for him to even score.  ”
  28. “  this kid has straight lost it.  ”
  29. “  at least she’s a lady, unlike ___, who just puts wigs on his hands.  ”
  30. “  baby needs a bottle and a nap.  ”

miscellaneous  starters  pulled  directly  from  the  wild  and  mostly  unexplainable  happenings  within  our  group  chat .   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary .

  1. “  my ass stinks.  ”
  2. “  they are high on life.  ”
  3. “  she wants those damn cookies.  ”
  4. “  phones have apps now?  ”
  5. “  I MEANT CARS!  ”
  6. “  i’m gonna gay just thinking about it.  ”
  7. “  god dammit, i hate you guys.  ”
  8. “  IT’S IN THE WALL!  ”
  9. “  it doesn’t have ass-cheeks!  ”
  10. “  please don’t kill me ____, i’m too pretty to die.  ”
  11. “  did i really say that?  ”
  12. “  i don’t know half the shit that comes from my mouth.  ”
  13. “  i forgot my password, you gossipy toucans!  ”
  14. “  i should go to jail.  ”
  15. “  this cherry looks like an apple, it’s so cute.  ”
  16. “  throw her in christmas jail.  ”
  17. “  those outfits and backdrop were inappropriate.  ”
  18. “  that whole damn movie is inappropriate.  ”
  19. “  i’m a nun who pulls her ass muscles praying.  ”
  20. “  i don’t have alzheimer’s, i’m just blind.  ”
  21. “  slayin’ the new year already.  ”
  22. “  why are these still a thing.  ”
  23. “  back to cowtown for you.  ”
  24. “  i didn’t bring enough fucking pumpkins.  ”
  25. “  i’m out of cranberries.  ”
  26. “  oh fuck off, i don’t want to kill more turkeys.  ”
  27. “  oh my god, we have to make more?  ”
  28. “  i’m done, i’m just waiting on your ass.  ”
  29. “  get on me, bitch.  ”
  30. “  ride this beast.  ”
  31. “  glad i dumped him.  ”
  32. “  you had a boyfriend?  ”
  33. “  real ladies stab you.  ”
  34. “  hang on, i accidentally changed my pants.  ”
  35. “  k up, piggies.  ”
  36. “  naby needs a bottle.  ”
  37. “  owned!  ”
  38. “  i saw that you nasty bitch.  ”
  39. “  they stare at me like they want to devour my innards.  ”
  40. “  rat the meat!  ”
  41. “  come on you little bitch.  ”
  42. “  throwing snowballs is dark-sided.  ”
  43. “  i chose to be the good guy.  ”
  44. “  how was that good?!  ”
  45. “  it said good side points!  ”
  46. “  if good side points told you to kill me, would you?  ”

      MOVIE STARTERS VOL.19    SCOOBY-DOO: SPOOKY ISLAND    JAMES GUNN

  1. ❛ It seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we’re just like a big, delicious banana split. ❜
  2. ❛ So I got a little cranky! ❜
  3. ❛ I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense. ❜
  4. ❛ You’re whipped! ❜
  5. ❛ Oh, yeah? Why don’t you say that to my face, man! ❜
  6. ❛ Hey, I am a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too. ❜
  7. ❛ Those creatures are taking over the world…That’s so mean. ❜
  8. ❛ Like, chill out. You didn’t have to try and take over the whole world and destroy humanity. ❜
  9. ❛ Let’s get jinky with it. ❜
  10. ❛ He’s not in a bad mood, he’s a monster. ❜
  11. ❛ Friends don’t quit. ❜
  12. ❛ I’ve got a major wedgie. ❜
  13. ❛ We’re here to solve a mystery. ❜
  14. ❛ I’ve transformed my body into a dangerous weapon. ❜
  15. ❛ I’m not helpless! I’m not helpless. —  … I am helpless. I’m gonna die. ❜
  16. ❛ This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today. ❜
  17. ❛ We don’t go anywhere with ‘scary’, 'spooky’, 'haunted’, or 'forbidden’ in the title. ❜
  18. ❛ Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note. ❜
  19. ❛ Who’s helpless now? ❜
  20. ❛ Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn’t it? ❜
  21. ❛ Ghosts don’t stand a chance with me, let me at ‘em. I’ll rock 'em and I’ll sock 'em. ❜
  22. ❛ It’s a cat with a bobbing head, please don’t touch it. ❜
  23. ❛ For the thousandth time, there’s no such thing as ghost. ❜
  24. ❛ Accident? You were marking your territory! ❜
  25. ❛ I always have a plan. Come on. ❜
  26. ❛ I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you! ❜
  27. ❛ I do not always get kidnapped. I can’t believe you’d say that to me. ❜
  28. ❛ Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit! ❜
  29. ❛ Don’t go. Come on, don’t do this. Please, don’t go. ❜
  30. ❛ Listen, man. Someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down, man. Talk me down. ❜

            SPECIAL QUOTE STARTERS  VOL.2    :    '   

  1. ❛ You are, and always have been, my dream. ❜
  2. ❛ I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday. ❜
  3. ❛ I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had. ❜
  4. ❛ You are the answer to every prayer I’ve offered. You are a song, a dream, a whisper, and I don’t know how I could have lived without you for as long as I have. ❜
  5. ❛ I will hold you and rock you and take your grief and make it my own. ❜
  6. ❛ Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. ❜
  7. ❛ Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine. ❜
  8. ❛ I’m battling monsters, I’m pulling you out of the burning buildings, and you say ‘I’ll give you anything’ but you never come through. ❜
  9. ❛ If you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand. ❜
  10. ❛ Kiss me, and you will see how important I am. ❜
  11. ❛ There is a striking resemblance between the act of love and the ministrations of a torturer. ❜
  12. ❛ I fell in love with a switchblade. ❜
  13. ❛ I know you’re scared but you’re so close to heaven. ❜
  14. ❛ You walk on corpses, beauty, undismayed. ❜
  15. ❛ You fit into me. Like a hook into an eye. ❜
  16. ❛ If you can love someone with your whole heart, even one person, then there’s salvation in life. Even if you can’t get together with that person. ❜
  17. ❛ I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning. ❜
  18. ❛ Love is a kind of killing. Don’t you know that? ❜
  19. ❛ Being with her I feel a pain, like a frozen knife stuck in my chest. An awful pain, but the funny thing is I’m thankful for it. ❜
  20. ❛ We loved with a love that was more than love. ❜
  21. ❛ Deep in earth my love is lying. And I must weep alone. ❜
  22. ❛ Because you can’t be as in love as we were and not have it invade your bone and marrow. ❜
  23. ❛ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❜
  24. ❛ You promised me you wouldn’t be jealous. ❜
  25. ❛ Silly of me. To think someone like you could fall in love with someone like me. ❜
  26. ❛ We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love. ❜
  27. ❛ When I die I want your hands on my eyes. ❜
  28. ❛ Be still my foolish heart. ❜
  29. ❛ My heart is thrilled by the still of your hand. ❜
  30. ❛ I want you to know that I’ve had no love like your love. ❜

           BOOK STARTERS VOL.57    THE SHINING    STEPHEN KING

  1. ❛ Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters. ❜
  2. ❛ I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. ❜
  3. ❛ Monsters are real. Ghosts are too. They live inside of us, and sometimes, they win. ❜
  4. ❛ The world’s a hard place. It doesn’t care. It doesn’t hate you and me, but it doesn’t love us, either. ❜
  5. ❛ The tears that heal are also the tears that scald and scourge. ❜
  6. ❛ Pull your act together and just go on. ❜
  7. ❛ I had never dreamed there could be so much pain in a life when there is nothing physically wrong. I hurt all the time. ❜
  8. ❛ Tough old world, baby. If you’re not bolted together tightly, you’re gonna shake, rattle, and roll before you turn thirty. ❜
  9. ❛ Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford? ❜
  10. ❛ Truth comes out. In the end it always comes out. ❜
  11. ❛ Living by your wits is always knowing where the wasps are. ❜
  12. ❛ No matter where you go, the same asshole gets off the plane. ❜
  13. ❛ We sometimes need to create unreal monsters and bogies to stand in for all the things we fear in our real lives. ❜
  14. ❛ That’s your job in this hard world, to keep your love alive and see that you get on, no matter what. ❜
  15. ❛ Human nature, baby. Grab it and growl. ❜
  16. ❛ God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you. ❜
  17. ❛ Run away. Quick. And remember how much I love you. ❜
  18. ❛ How many times, over how many years, have I—a grown adult—asked for the mercy of another chance? ❜
  19. ❛ I was suddenly so sick of myself, so revolted. ❜
  20. ❛ You listen to me. I’m going to talk to you about it this once and never again this same way. ❜
  21. ❛ But those pieces, they’ll never fit just the same way again. Never in this world. ❜
  22. ❛ Dying is a part of living. You have to keep tuning in to that if you expect to be a whole person. ❜
  23. ❛ Officious little prick. ❜
  24. ❛ I’ve been sleepwalking again, my dear. — The plants are moving under the rug. ❜
  25. ❛ How I wish you were fear. ❜
  26. ❛ But it was a dreadful kind of curiosity, the kind that makes you peek through your fingers during the scariest parts of a scary movie. ❜
  27. ❛ All we have is time, you know. An eternity of time. Or shall we end it? Might as well. After all, we’re missing the party. ❜
  28. ❛ We all remember our pleasant dreams more clearly than the scary ones. ❜
  29. ❛ The way things should be and the way things are hardly ever get together. ❜
  30. ❛ Got to be regular if you want to be happy. ❜

 MUSICAL STARTERS VOL.1    BEETLEJUICE    MICHAEL MCDOWELL, LARRY WILSON

  1. ❛ It’s showtime. ❜
  2. ❛ I’ve seen the exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. ❜
  3. ❛ I’m the ghost with the most, babe. ❜
  4. ❛ Never trust the living. ❜
  5. ❛ I myself am strange and unusual. ❜
  6. ❛ Thanks, I’ve been feeling a little flat. ❜
  7. ❛ A little gasoline…blowtorch…no problem. ❜
  8. ❛ Go ahead, make my millennium! ❜
  9. ❛ Unhappy? What did you expect? You’re dead! ❜
  10. ❛ My whole life is a dark room, one big, dark room. ❜
  11. ❛ Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength! ❜
  12. ❛ I wanna be dead too. ❜
  13. ❛ I didn’t realise you were into the supernatural. ❜
  14. ❛ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister. ❜
  15. ❛ We’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore. ❜
  16. ❛ These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules. ❜
  17. ❛ You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you. ❜
  18. ❛ I am alone. I am utterly alone. ❜
  19. ❛ They were trying to scare you away, and you didn’t get scared. ❜
  20. ❛ Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ❜
  21. ❛ What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away? ❜
  22. ❛ The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe’s daughter. I think she understands me. ❜
  23. ❛ At least someone’s life hasn’t been upheaved. ❜
  24. ❛ Here hold that for me, would ya? ❜
  25. ❛ Not so fast. We’re gonna have some laughs. ❜
  26. ❛ Come on. Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience, okay? We both get something. ❜
  27. ❛ I’m tellin’ ya, honey, she meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’ at all! ❜
  28. ❛ I’m feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It’s been about six hundred years after all. ❜
  29. ❛ The man next to me is the one I want. You asked me, I’m answering. Yes, I love that man of mine. ❜
  30. ❛ Who do I have to kill? ❜

             BOOK STARTERS VOL.56    CIRCE    MADELINE MILLER

  1. ❛ But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another soul dips near yours, as stars once a year brush the earth. ❜
  2. ❛ He showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that I had none. ❜
  3. ❛ Humbling women seems to me a chief pastime of poets. As if there can be no story unless we crawl and weep. ❜
  4. ❛ It is a common saying that women are delicate creatures, flowers, eggs, anything that may be crushed in a moment’s carelessness.  ❜
  5. ❛ If I had ever believed it, I no longer do. ❜
  6. ❛ I thought once that gods are the opposite of death, but I see now they are more dead than anything, for they are unchanging, and can hold nothing in their hands. ❜
  7. ❛ I cannot bear this world a moment longer. ❜
  8. ❛ I have a better idea. I will do as I please. ❜
  9. ❛ All my life has been murk and depths, but I am not a part of that dark water. I am a creature within it. ❜
  10. ❛ You cannot know how frightened gods are of pain. There is nothing more foreign to them, and so nothing they ache more deeply to see. ❜
  11. ❛ When we are young, we think ourselves the first to have each feeling in the world. ❜
  12. ❛ When I was born, the word for what I was did not exist. ❜
  13. ❛ But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults. ❜
  14. ❛ I will not be like a bird bred in a cage, too dull to fly even when the door stands open. ❜
  15. ❛ This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet. This is what it means to be alive. ❜
  16. ❛ You threw me to the crows, but it turns out I prefer them to you. ❜
  17. ❛ Yet because I knew nothing, nothing was beneath me. ❜
  18. ❛ If now I am wise, it is only because I have been fool enough for a hundred lifetimes. ❜
  19. ❛ You can teach a viper to eat from your hands, but you cannot take away how much it likes to bite. ❜
  20. ❛ Give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for. ❜
  21. ❛ I have been old and stern for so long, carved with regrets and years like a monolith. But that is only a shape I’ve been poured into. I do not have to keep it. ❜
  22. ❛ I wake sometimes in the dark terrified by my life’s precariousness, its thready breath. ❜
  23. ❛ Understanding the world is a matter of keeping very still and showing no emotions, leaving room for others to reveal themselves. ❜
  24. ❛ Beneath the smooth, familiar face of things is another that waits to tear the world in two. ❜
  25. ❛ The truth is, men make terrible pigs. ❜
  26. ❛ My father has never been able to imagine the world without himself in it. ❜
  27. ❛ This is the grief that makes our kind choose to be stones and trees rather than flesh. ❜
  28. ❛ Witches are not so delicate. ❜
  29. ❛ Those who fight against prophecy only draw it more tightly around their throats. ❜
  30. ❛ I learned that I could bend the world to my will, as a bow is bent for an arrow. I would have done that toil a thousand times to keep such power in my hands. ❜

           BOOK STARTERS VOL.55    MADDADDAM    MARGARET ATWOOD

  1. ❛ There’s the story, then there’s the real story, then there’s the story of how the story came to be told. Then there’s what you leave out of the story. Which is part of the story too. ❜
  2. ❛ The best way of being kind to bears is not to be very close to them. ❜
  3. ❛ Life is warped. I’m just in sync. ❜
  4. ❛ Now it’s a whisper from the past. ❜
  5. ❛ But hatred and viciousness are addictive. You can get high on them. Once you’ve had a little, you start shaking if you don’t get more. ❜
  6. ❛ Why is it always such a surprise? The moon. Even though we know it’s coming. Every time we see it, it makes us pause, and hush. ❜
  7. ❛ Perfection exacts a price, but it’s the imperfect who pay it. ❜
  8. ❛ What is ‘belief’ but a willingness to suspend the negatives?  ❜
  9. ❛ I have scars, inside me. ❜
  10. ❛ The dead are not entirely dead but are alive in a different way; a paler way admittedly, and somewhat darker. ❜
  11. ❛ However dark, a darkness with voices in it is better than a silent void. ❜
  12. ❛ Amazing how quickly the past becomes idyllic. ❜
  13. ❛ It is another way of saying tough luck. To people you aren’t going to help out. ❜
  14. ❛ I’m waiting, far off in the future. ❜
  15. ❛ The only sure camouflage is unpredictability. ❜
  16. ❛ There are so many of them, and each one of them is doing part of the killing, whether they know it or not. ❜
  17. ❛ First rule: limit bloodshed by making sure that none of your own gets spilled. ❜
  18. ❛ I long to swim in liquid moonlight. ❜
  19. ❛ That’s right, I don’t like to be summoned on trivial matters. ❜
  20. ❛ The part that really made me happy was that you wanted me to be happy. ❜
  21. ❛ Cut that part out of us: the grinning, elemental malice. Begin us anew. ❜
  22. ❛ Where there are wars, there will be crows, the carrion-fanciers. And ravens too, the warbirds, the eyeball gourmands. And vultures, the holy birds of yore, old connoisseurs of rot. ❜
  23. ❛ At last. It’s you. ❜
  24. ❛ No, you will not be cooked on a fire when you die. Because you are not a fish. ❜
  25. ❛ Take what the moment offers. Don’t close doors. Be thankful. ❜
  26. ❛ How many others have stood in this place? Left behind, with all gone, all swept away. ❜
  27. ❛ Is it disapproval or extreme lust? With some men it’s hard to tell the difference. ❜
  28. ❛ My hair was driving me crazy, but then … I died. ❜
  29. ❛ Seek and ye shall find, eventually. And you found. You’re right, I don’t dispute that. Sorry. ❜
  30. ❛ Everything digests, and is digested. ❜

         BOOK STARTERS VOL.54    THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW    A.J. FINN

  1. ❛ My head was once a filing cabinet. Now it’s a flurry of papers, floating on a draft. ❜
  2. ❛ You cannot keep bumping your head against reality and saying it is not there. ❜
  3. ❛ I have a feeling that inside you somewhere, there’s something nobody knows about. ❜
  4. ❛ And if I don’t want to die, I’ve got to start living. ❜
  5. ❛ The world is a beautiful place. Don’t forget that. And don’t miss it. ❜
  6. ❛ I was fighting for my life. So I must not want to die. ❜
  7. ❛ Something’s happening to me, through me, something dangerous and new. ❜
  8. ❛ It’s taken root, a poison tree; it’s grown, fanning out, vines winding round my gut, my lungs, my heart. ❜
  9. ❛ We’re interpreters. We’re translators. ❜
  10. ❛ You’ll notice I’m not asking what made you this way. ❜
  11. ❛ No family, happy or unhappy, is quite like any other. Tolstoy was chock-fullo’shit. Remember that. ❜
  12. ❛ We lived in monochrome those nights. ❜
  13. ❛ You live in a dream. You’re a sleepwalker, blind. How do you know what the world is like? ❜
  14. ❛ Do you know, if you rip off the fronts of houses, you’d find swine? ❜
  15. ❛ I stand here in the dark: cold, utterly alone, full of fear and something that feels like longing. ❜
  16. ❛ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results. ❜
  17. ❛ Not to warm the flesh, but solely to please the eye. ❜
  18. ❛ Selective emotional detachment. ❜
  19. ❛ Not for me, or at least not today. ❜
  20. ❛ Dead but not gone, watching life surge forward around me, powerless to intervene. ❜
  21. ❛ Do I sound like a hillbilly saying that? ❜
  22. ❛ Remember, you’ve got your secret weapon. ❜
  23. ❛ The dream drains away like water. The memory, really. I try to scoop it up in my palms, but it’s gone. ❜
  24. ❛ My shadow stretches along the carpet, as though trying to detach itself from me. ❜
  25. ❛ It curls away from me, like blood in water. ❜
  26. ❛ It’s been so long since I felt the rain. Or wind—the caress of wind. ❜
  27. ❛ But snow I never want to feel again. ❜
  28. ❛ Through adversity to the stars. ❜
  29. ❛ No hero. No sleuth. I am locked in. I am locked out. ❜
  30. ❛ Thinking hasn’t gotten me anywhere so far. ❜

               MOVIE STARTERS VOL.18    MIDSOMMAR    ARI ASTER

  1. ❛ So we’re just gonna ignore the bear then? ❜
  2. ❛ Do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you? ❜
  3. ❛ Hi. Hello! There you are! Listen: You can’t speak. You can’t move. ❜
  4. ❛ We have this dance competition and the winner gets crowned. ❜
  5. ❛ As an offering for our Father, we will today surrender nine human lives. ❜
  6. ❛ You will today be joined in harmony with Everything. ❜
  7. ❛ Maybe you can redeem this! ❜
  8. ❛ Do you think I don’t know what you’re doing? It’s actually kind of outrageously unsubtle, the fact that you’re being this bold about it, I’m honestly kind of impressed? ❜
  9. ❛ It makes him open, for the source. ❜
  10. ❛ Do you think that there is a masochistic part of you that is playing out this particular drama to avoid the work you actually need to be doing? ❜
  11. ❛ Wow, okay, thanks for the psychoanalysis. ❜
  12. ❛ You know, I’m very, very glad you’re coming. I think it’s very good you’re coming. ❜
  13. ❛ You know that what you’re doing is unethical, and leechy, and lazy. And, frankly, it’s kind of sad. ❜
  14. ❛ But I have always felt held. By a family. A real family. Which everyone deserves. And you deserve. ❜
  15. ❛ Are you not disturbed by what we just saw? ❜
  16. ❛ The Queen must ride alone. ❜
  17. ❛ You know what, um, I’m worried I’ll have a bad trip. ❜
  18. ❛ What? Okay, relax. Relax! What did I do? ❜
  19. ❛ I think we really need to just at least try to acclimate. ❜
  20. ❛ Hey. How you doing? Today was tough. Are you going to be okay? ❜
  21. ❛ And yet, I was the most excited for you to come. ❜
  22. ❛ I’m really sorry. Thank you for inviting me, but I really have to go. Can someone maybe drive me somewhere? ❜
  23. ❛ We’re going to stand until it’s right to sit. ❜
  24. ❛ Wait, you’re not talking about an actual one? ❜
  25. ❛ Tomorrow’s a big day. ❜
  26. ❛ You’ll get a better sense tomorrow. ❜
  27. ❛ That can’t be right! The sky is blue! ❜
  28. ❛ That feels wrong. I don’t like that! ❜
  29. ❛ That’s not fine! Why is it like that? ❜
  30. ❛ That’s an interesting symbol. ❜

        BOOK STARTERS VOL.53    THE DIVINE COMEDY    DANTE ALIGHIERI

  1. ❛ All hope abandon, ye who enter here. ❜
  2. ❛ The more a thing is perfect, the more it feels pleasure and pain. ❜
  3. ❛ The love that moves the sun and the other stars. ❜
  4. ❛ The devil is not as black as he is painted. ❜
  5. ❛ Through me you pass into the city of woe. Through me you pass into eternal pain. ❜
  6. ❛ Into the eternal darkness, into fire and into ice.  ❜
  7. ❛ There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery. ❜
  8. ❛ Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway had been lost. ❜
  9. ❛ Without hope we live on in desire. ❜
  10. ❛ Make my veins and pulses tremble. ❜
  11. ❛ I did not die, and yet I lost life’s breath. ❜
  12. ❛ I found myself within a forest dark. ❜
  13. ❛ If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought. ❜
  14. ❛ Here were every fruit and never-ending spring. ❜
  15. ❛ The well heeded well heard. ❜
  16. ❛ Through me the way that runs among the lost. ❜
  17. ❛ A longer ladder still is to be climbed. ❜
  18. ❛ Why should you care about what’s whispered here? ❜
  19. ❛ Why have you let your mind get so entwined? ❜
  20. ❛ I was told about this torture, that it was the hell of carnal sins when reasons give way to desire. ❜
  21. ❛ What is it then? Why do you hesitate? ❜
  22. ❛ Why do you relish living like a coward? ❜
  23. ❛ A just request is to be met in silence, by the act. ❜
  24. ❛ There was not, nor will be, from the first day to the last night, an act so glorious and so magnificent. ❜
  25. ❛ Your name is widely known in hell! ❜
  26. ❛ Oh human creatures, born to soar aloft, why fall ye thus before a little wind? ❜
  27. ❛ That brute which knows no peace came ever nearer me and, step by step, drove me back down to where the sun is mute. ❜
  28. ❛ The shining strengthened me against the fright whose agony had wracked the lake of my heart through all the terrors of that piteous night. ❜
  29. ❛ It was so dark, and deep, and clouded, that I could see nothing by staring into its depths. ❜
  30. ❛ Love rules me. It determines what I ask. ❜
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