BY REQUEST #3 STELLIUMS

What the fuck is a stellium?It’sa bunch of planets in one sign. How many? No one can agree, yo. Some old men said three, other old men said four. Who cares. Just pick a number and roll with it - it really just depends on the planets involved and the vibe of the chart as a whole. You gotta decide what’s significant.

Listen, this is some foundational knowledge: where your planets fall show where you need extra support. You don’t have Sun in Aries because you naturally know how to let go of things and move forward with your life, you have Sun in Aries because you gotta learn how to let go of things and move forward with your life.

By that same mf-ing logic, if you have a damn stellium got seventeen planets in one sign, you’re working over time with that particular energy. You’ve got mad growing and understanding and learning to do, and a double dose of whatever sign will help you accomplish that shit.

(Can you have a stellium in a house? For sure. But we’ll deal with that later.)

Now, some particulars for the party people:

STELLIUM IN ARIES damn, you better stop projecting your shit onto everyone else and develop some faith in yourself so you can actually move your shit in a new direction

STELLIUM IN TAURUS damn, you better curb your fear of failure asap and spend some time thinking about what wealth, happiness and relationships actually mean to you

STELLIUM IN GEMINI damn, you better get a motherfucking grip on yourself and go explore everything under the sun so you can figure out who you are

STELLIUM IN CANCER damn, you better stop floating the fuck out of reality and ground yourself down so you can communicate those feelings in a real way

STELLIUM IN LEO damn, you better reflect and decide if you’re setting a constructive or destructive tone for your life and relationships before you do the most

STELLIUM IN VIRGO damn, you better develop some self-acceptanceandcompassion so you can actually improve things instead of always feeling dissatisfied and upset

STELLIUM IN LIBRA damn, you better figure out how you want to approach the world so you and everyone around you can be their best

STELLIUM IN SCORPIO damn, you better work out some of that serious shit you been repressing so you can rise the fuck up out of it and leave it behind

STELLIUM IN SAG damn, you better recognize that everyone has a truth before you get out there and share the knowledge

STELLIUM IN CAPRICORN damn, you better think about whether or not you actually like how you’re living before you lock yourself into a situation that’s unbearable

STELLIUM IN AQUARIUS damn, you better get your motherfucking life together so people will take your smart ass seriously

STELLIUM IN PISCES damn, you better let go of all the ugly ass behaviors and habits you picked up along the way so you can actually be happy

Peace out, bitches.

XO BULLSHIT FREE ASTROLOGY