#submission thanks
Adora: Hi! I’m Adora!
Catra: And I’m devastated.
[source: Disjointed]
Catra: Every day I wake up now, I’m like “Still alive, huh? Well, okay then, I guess.”
Entrapta:Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Scorpia: I love you!
Catra:Okay.
Scorpia: *picks up a dandelion*
Scorpia: I don’t need a foundation to tell me I can make a wish.
Adora: from now we’ll be using code names, you can address me as Eagle 1, Catra, codename, “Been there done that”, Glimmer is “Currently doing that”, Mermista is “It happened once in a dream”, Bow is “If I had to pick a dude”, Swift wind is… Eagle 2
Swift wind: oh thank god
Double Trouble: *transforms into Catra*
Catra: OK are you, like, blind? Cause you look nothing like me. Like, first of all, my tits are way bigger, and secondly, even if you could drag a comb through that hair, you’re like a 7 on a good day and I’ve been told I’m a 10.
Catra: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?
Scorpia: I can’t hug the shit out of you without getting closer.
Catra: Well then come as close as you’d like!
Adora, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand, and a coffee pot in the other: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee
Glimmer, walking past her and taking the coffee pot away: What if you didn’t
Catra: Nobody loves me.
Scorpia: Hi! I’m Nobody!
Adora: I’m the best She-Ra! Yes, it’s true, I am! I’m the best She-Ra in all of the land!
Adora: I fuckin’ hate it!
Adora: These women won’t leave me alone! If I don’t answer the phone, they come and break into my damn home! Sayin’-
Glimmer, holding a gun at Adora: “Girl, we need that sword right now!”
Catra, holding a gun to her own head: “Get that sword on out!”
Glimmer and Catra: “We ain’t fuckin’ around!
Adora: I say, "Ladies, I’m flattered, but it’s She-Ra you’re after. But I ain’t afraid to fight you-” then they hit me with a tranq dart.
Adora: Thursdays, am I right?
Adora: [passes out]
Catra: This is a message to the Rebellion: Bring Adora to me, and if she opens up and gives her heart to me and kisses me on the mouth and neck, I will call off all advancing Horde attacks on Bright Moon. This will be done within after she caresses my lips and tongue with her sweet, familiar taste of honeysuckle and wildflowers.
Catra: She will be doing the planet a great service if she does this. Everywhere I go, people stop and ask me why haven’t Adora and I hooked up yet? It’s a no-brainer! We’re perfect together! If she stirs passion anew within my loins, it will end the question and, indeed, the anger for many Etherians.
Catra: So, all Adora has to do to get the Horde to stop attacking is get her pants off. Show me what she’s working with. Slap me and pull my fur a little bit, but also be tender and attentive to my needs. I would be the most happy of all of the Magicats on Etheria if I got it on with Adora tonight.
Catra: Adora, not only will I be happy and, by the way, totally satisfied, but everyone else will be happy! And you know what, Adora? I think you’ll be very, very happy too. When I tickle your throat. I love you, Adora.
