Glimmer: when i die yall will appreciate everything i do for this place. i do so much to make yall happy and i never ask anything in return,but this is the way im treated? i see how it is
Double Trouble: Children! Children! Children! This interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it’s getting very stale and we’ve still got a long flight ahead of us. So, why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?
Adora:Whoa!
Catra: You are WAY off base, buddy!
Double Trouble: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!
Double Trouble, to Adora: Yes, she’s a brute. I know. And, gosh, you’d really like a nice girl to settle down with, but, admit it, you’re real curious to know what she’s like in the sack!
Double Trouble, to Catra: And YOU. Ha! Well, you’re just a big womanbaby who’d rather act tough than show her true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt. Owie.
Double Trouble, to both: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you’re dancing around one another in this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!
Catra: Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightning bolt on anyone I wanted, I’d use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly.
Adora: from now we’ll be using code names, you can address me as Eagle 1, Catra, codename, “Been there done that”, Glimmer is “Currently doing that”, Mermista is “It happened once in a dream”, Bow is “If I had to pick a dude”, Swift wind is… Eagle 2
Catra: OK are you, like, blind? Cause you look nothing like me. Like, first of all, my tits are way bigger, and secondly, even if you could drag a comb through that hair, you’re like a 7 on a good day and I’ve been told I’m a 10.
