#submitted by answertolifeis42
Douma: When I saw my parents’ bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.
Muzan: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING. EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE
Daki: I’m a skinny bitch but I still take theSAUSAGE
Douma: Got a fat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE
Nakime: Got a flat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE
Akaza: Wake up in the morning and I eat thatSAUSAGE
Gyuutarou: Upper Moon Six and I take that SAUSAGE
Kokushibou: Two eyes six eyes take your man SAUSAGE
Hantengu: UudhewdhdgsahcbdhcSAUSAGE
Kaigaku: Didn’t last long but I take thatSAUSAGE
Gyokko: Yeah I make art but it’s all about SAUSAGE
*source from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M
Kyoujurou: That’s right. I kill demons. I hate themSO much it - it - the fl- it flames, flames? FLAMES. On the side of my face. Breathing, breathle- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths…
Kyoujurou:Ok. So here were my options. A, duck sideways, dodge his punch, and take him out with a spinning back kick or B, take the punch through the chest, roll on the ground, and die.
[Akaza punches a hole in Rengoku’s chest]
Kyoujurou:Hmm. Should have gone with A.
Douma: All the eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus. When I crack that whip everybody goin trip just like a circus~
Douma, Inosuke, and Kanao: Don’t stand there watching me, follow me show me what you can do everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus~
Douma: I’m a genie in a bottle baby, gotta- wait, wait what?
Inosuke: THAT’S NOT BRITNEY!
Douma:SHIT
Kanao: Oh my god, did you see that? When we started singing Douma got so confused, he mixed up the catalogues of Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears!
Inosuke: I GOT IT! The way to beat Douma is to out dance him!
