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kenma x reader x shoyo

summary; a secretary working for the yakuza had perks, and y/n’s perk just happened to be getting fucked by the top two members.

warnings; noncon filming, mlm, degradation, dom!hinata, sub!reader, switch!kenma ( kind of?? ), oral ( m and f receiving ), face sitting, spitting, face fucking—lmk if i missed any pls!!

wc; 897

authors note; this is for @iwas-babycrime and punishment collab, hope u all enjoy <3

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y/n was something else to the two, this having not been the first time the two have had her in the current position. they had learned fairly quickly that the woman was their slut in the making, had getting turned on by their various crimes—finding that every time the two came back she would press her legs together noticeably. but it had been impossible to say when this had truly started, or even how it had quickly started, the three only knowing that suddenly they had been addicted to one another.

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Zenitsu: Hey how y’all—

Inosuke: *growls*

Zenitsu: *screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Tanjirou: It don’t bite

Zenitsu: YES IT DO

“WHILE IT IS GOOD TO BE ENERGETIC, PLEASE REMAIN QUIET INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. AS LONG AS YOU ARE STILL INSIDE THIS BUILDING, YOUR LIVES ARE IN OUR HANDS. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT.”

- Shinobu to Inosuke

Douma: When I saw my parents’ bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.

Muzan: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING. EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE

Daki: I’m a skinny bitch but I still take theSAUSAGE

Douma: Got a fat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE

Nakime: Got a flat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE

Akaza: Wake up in the morning and I eat thatSAUSAGE

Gyuutarou: Upper Moon Six and I take that SAUSAGE

Kokushibou: Two eyes six eyes take your man SAUSAGE

Hantengu: UudhewdhdgsahcbdhcSAUSAGE

Kaigaku: Didn’t last long but I take thatSAUSAGE

Gyokko: Yeah I make art but it’s all about SAUSAGE


*source from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M

Tamayo: I have some bad news Mr. Muzan, it seems you’ve tested positive for…..every disease known to humanity.  Even a few we’ve just discovered.

Muzan: That’s awful!

Tamayo: Just wait, you haven’t been showing any symptoms yet because it seems like all the diseases are cancelling each other out.  Picture a doorway crammed full of people unable to move.

Muzan:So….what you’re saying is…that I’m invincible!

Tamayo: No, just the opposite.  In fact, the slightest breeze could-

Muzan:Ah yes, invincible.

Kyoujurou: That’s right. I kill demons. I hate themSO much it - it - the fl- it flames, flames? FLAMES. On the side of my face. Breathing, breathle- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths…

Kyoujurou:Ok. So here were my options. A, duck sideways, dodge his punch, and take him out with a spinning back kick or B, take the punch through the chest, roll on the ground, and die.

[Akaza punches a hole in Rengoku’s chest]

Kyoujurou:Hmm. Should have gone with A.

Muzan: Tanjirou, how does inferiority taste like?

Tanjirou:Muzan, sleep with one eye open. :)

Douma: All the eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus. When I crack that whip everybody goin trip just like a circus~

Douma, Inosuke, and Kanao: Don’t stand there watching me, follow me show me what you can do everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus~

Douma: I’m a genie in a bottle baby, gotta- wait, wait what?  

Inosuke: THAT’S NOT BRITNEY! 

Douma:SHIT 

Kanao: Oh my god, did you see that? When we started singing Douma got so confused, he mixed up the catalogues of Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears! 

Inosuke: I GOT IT! The way to beat Douma is to out dance him!

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Phil: *Catches a wasp under a cup*

Techno: *Puts two more cups down*

Phil, shaking:No

Techno: *Starts shuffling*

Tubbo: It’s really muggy outside today.

Tommy: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn I will slaughter you.

Tubbo: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Techno: How are you doing, Phil?

Phil: Alright, I just have this headache that comes and goes.

Wilbur: *Walks into the room*

Phil: There it is again.

Phil: Techno, can you do something for me?

Techno: I would cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

Phil: Great. Can you do the dishes?

Techno:No.

Tommy: If you think you can just look at me with those big, sad eyes and get whatever the hell you want-

Tubbo::(

Tommy: …You’d be absolutely right.

Tubbo: Why are you smiling?

Tommy: Can’t I just smile for no reason?

Wilbur: Techno tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Tommy, thinking he’s texting Wilbur: Get your fucking shit together and act like an adult.

Phil: I think you’re texting the wrong person, but you’re not wrong.

Tommy: Do you take constructive criticism?

Tubbo: Not without crying.

Phil: Do you take constructive criticism?

Techno: I only take cash or credit.

Tommy: And that’s how I intend to take on the world

Wilbur: You literally just said “Women”

Tommy: I WILL BE A DICTATOR!!

Techno: I heard dictator?

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