#incorrect kny quotes
Rengoku, proud asf: If you spell skeletons backwards, it’s still skeletons!!
Shinobu, deadpan: Yes, I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Genya: Is Sanemi here?
Giyuu, as Sanemi jumps out the window: y'know, he just left.
Tanjiro: I was showering and I was about to fall
Zenitsu: ..oh God
Tanjiro: So, I tried to grab the water-
Zenitsu: I mean, at least it worked..?
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: Zenitsu, that’s not how water breathing works.
“WHILE IT IS GOOD TO BE ENERGETIC, PLEASE REMAIN QUIET INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. AS LONG AS YOU ARE STILL INSIDE THIS BUILDING, YOUR LIVES ARE IN OUR HANDS. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT.”
- Shinobu to Inosuke
Douma: When I saw my parents’ bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.
Muzan: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING. EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE
Daki: I’m a skinny bitch but I still take theSAUSAGE
Douma: Got a fat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE
Nakime: Got a flat ass but I still takeSAUSAGE
Akaza: Wake up in the morning and I eat thatSAUSAGE
Gyuutarou: Upper Moon Six and I take that SAUSAGE
Kokushibou: Two eyes six eyes take your man SAUSAGE
Hantengu: UudhewdhdgsahcbdhcSAUSAGE
Kaigaku: Didn’t last long but I take thatSAUSAGE
Gyokko: Yeah I make art but it’s all about SAUSAGE
*source from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M
Tamayo: I have some bad news Mr. Muzan, it seems you’ve tested positive for…..every disease known to humanity. Even a few we’ve just discovered.
Muzan: That’s awful!
Tamayo: Just wait, you haven’t been showing any symptoms yet because it seems like all the diseases are cancelling each other out. Picture a doorway crammed full of people unable to move.
Muzan:So….what you’re saying is…that I’m invincible!
Tamayo: No, just the opposite. In fact, the slightest breeze could-
Muzan:Ah yes, invincible.
Kyoujurou: That’s right. I kill demons. I hate themSO much it - it - the fl- it flames, flames? FLAMES. On the side of my face. Breathing, breathle- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths…
Kyoujurou:Ok. So here were my options. A, duck sideways, dodge his punch, and take him out with a spinning back kick or B, take the punch through the chest, roll on the ground, and die.
[Akaza punches a hole in Rengoku’s chest]
Kyoujurou:Hmm. Should have gone with A.
Muzan: Tanjirou, how does inferiority taste like?
Tanjirou:Muzan, sleep with one eye open. :)
Douma: All the eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus. When I crack that whip everybody goin trip just like a circus~
Douma, Inosuke, and Kanao: Don’t stand there watching me, follow me show me what you can do everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus~
Douma: I’m a genie in a bottle baby, gotta- wait, wait what?
Inosuke: THAT’S NOT BRITNEY!
Douma:SHIT
Kanao: Oh my god, did you see that? When we started singing Douma got so confused, he mixed up the catalogues of Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears!
Inosuke: I GOT IT! The way to beat Douma is to out dance him!
zenitsu: [waking up from a 6 hour nap]
tanjiro:oh look, zenitsu’s alive
zenitsu:unfortunately
“I’m not scared of death, death is scared of me”
-Inosuke, probably
zenitsu: god help the person who ends up dating inosuke
tanjiro: i’m dating inosuke
zenitsu: my condolences
zenitsu: nezuko and i are the main characters, so that means we are love interests
tanjiro and inosuke: yeah, then what are we?
zenitsu: you boys are the homosexual supporting cast
inosuke: i have no fears.
tanjiro: [is angry]
inosuke: …one fear.
zenitsu:not to be dramaticbuti’d jump in front of a bullet for you guys
tanjiro: aww how sweet
inosuke: you’d jump in front of a bullet regardless if you had the chance
zenitsu: yeah you’re right
giyuu::(
sabito: turn that frown upside down!
giyuu:):
sabito: listen here you little shit—
rengoku: what’s something you strive towards?
tanjiro:to kill muzan and turn nezuko back into a human!
inosuke:to become the strongest demon slayer of all time!
zenitsu:death
tanjiro: what’s wrong?
zenitsu: well you see, it all started when i was born—
tanjiro:sometimes i talk to myself
tanjiro:omg same
zenitsu:you’re crazy!
inosuke: i know! isn’t it great??
inosuke:shut up
zenitsu: i didn’t say anything—
inosuke: i don’t care, shut up
zenitsu: right now, i don’t know if i want to kiss you or push you off a bridge.
tanjiro:am i allowed to choose?
zenitsu:no
