#source brandon rogers
Regis: I can’t lie to the people!
Libertus: You lie to them every day when you say that you care about them!
Drautos: Look at all these married couples!
Drautos, through a megaphone: 50% OF YOU WILL STATISTICALLY DIVORCE.
Douma: When I saw my parents’ bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.
Marluxia: I really do love working here, it’s just… we all have a lot of laughs.
Also Marluxia: Fuck off, Larxene! I’m not going to your FUCKING baby shower!
How it all began…
Leo: *on the phone with Usagi* No I don’t have a least favorite brother. I do have a favorite, and it’s the youngest.
RaphandDonnie: HUH!?
Mikey: *happy Mikeysounds*
It’s true, though, you can tell.
