#swatchon

Spamton: [[Merry Christmas from our family to yours!]]. I GOT THIS FOR YOU.

Swatch: Oh, why thank you, Spamton.

Swatch:Um…

Swatch: Spamton, is a framed picture of you.

Spamton: THAT’S [The Price is Right!]. ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, BABY.

Spamton, admiring Swatch: THEY COULD SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE AND I’D THANK THEM [[<3333]].

Banner, hearing this for the fifth day in a row: I’d thank them too.

Spamton: OH, I THINK I CAN [[TAKE THIS SWEET DEAL]] YOU.

Swatch: In a fight, right?

Spamton:

Swatch: …In a FIGHT, right??