“Did you think I didn’t know? Of course I know. I know why you are looking at this tumblr, and I know what you fantasize about. And I know what you need…!”
“Now just look at this crystal…that’s right…look deep within…listen to my voice…and obey…and when I snap my fingers…(SNAP) you wi– oh….”
“What…happen..not supposed to be…me…”
“FemBot Programming complete. This Unit will obey. Awaiting Commands.”
“Ha! I saw that last post you made. You think you’re so smart, don’t you? Well, I’m smarter! And stronger too! You’re not gonna brainwash me! Turn me, into one of those brainless bimbos cooking and cleaning for you. No way!! Prancing around the house in one of those shiny suits and a pair of thigh high socks… and doing whatever you say. Nuh uh. you will never trick me, not in a million billion years!!!!!11111”
…and the whole time you though it was you who was pursuing, seducing. you thought it was you who was going for another conquest, another notch on your bedpost…
of course you did not realize it until it was far too late