#tales of the smp
stream highlights but late because i had dinner (and internet issues)
george is killed by dream almost immedietly
bad: canon death
_karl cracking up at dream’s abomination of a skin
_the way they all immedietly decide to kill george again just because he has a plot-relevant item
_“if you have either the power to take my ship over orthe luck to stumble across it, potentially during a beach episode in thetalesofthesmp”
_“why does everyone keep going into the water?” ranboo keeping us fed with his lore
_“i want everyone to apologize for jumping me-” everyone starts punching him
_“anymore killing and it’s a ban.” dream tries to kill george. “george and dream stop fighting. i literally can’t ban dream.”
_“avast ye muffins. get up into the lighthouse.”
_“you’re literally dream, that’s your roleplay!” immortal dream real?
_“[…] scout out the ship that had the unfortune of encountering me and ”
_ranboo, dream, and george all missing the water when they leap off of the lighthouse
_✨ ✨
_“AHOY. yes, yes. it doesn’t really make sense that one of my journal entries is in my opponent’s pirate ship, but karl was sick while writing this.”
_sapnap’s, bad’s, and ranboo’s slow decent into the pirate voice
_dream shows off a hole in the side of the cliff
“oh”karl replaces the block
“…okay”
_“boy do i love this lagoon. the beach is here, the normies hang out with their friends, the volleyball, everyone playing loud music, getting sand in my eyes, not allowing me to lay on the coast with them… i hate this lagoon.”
_“why yes, this is much better. it’s much quieter, easier to relax, and much much more peaceful. well, other than that one thing. there’s a massive skeleton with flames coming out of it’s eyes just outside of this lagoon. i genuinely don’t understand how you missed it.”
_karl making sapnap read out an advertisment for subscribing with twitch prime to his channel in a pirate voice.
_“ranboo do you think they love you enough?”
with zero hesitation“no.”
_“audience chosen clue 1. it says… sapnap is a nimrod.”
_“GRAB THE BOATS FRom this chest. right beyond this pier there is an island. don’t go there. a buncha gun-toten’ hillbillies live there.”
_“magic floating man can i have a boat?”
[…]
“- no, i’m asking the magic floating man.”
_
“this ain’t for the faint of heart! so if you can’t handle it, i’d log off now”
all of the dream team log off simultaneously
_“don’t try and kill people inside of tombs, that’s just in bad taste.”
_
reading the journal writen and found next to a skeleton “[..] for the first time, i look as skinny as i ever have.”
_everyone else running while dream just spawns a boat
_“oh my ”
_dream taking all of the boats and leaving everyone behind
_CORAL ISLAND POPULATION:
no one
_“dang, dream woke up and chose violence”
_dream crying out “all my boats!” when he gets killed
_“oh my gosh, is that ?”
_karl forgetting where in the coral reef he hid the chest because he put sand over it
_“is this naturally generated cave natural?”
_“this is lava.” moment of silence. “this is definetely not it.”
_“i love diamonds ranboo”
“me too. i’m a pirate.”
“we are… the best pirates.”
_“argh. does anyone have any citrus, i’m getting ✨✨”
_ranboo complains about the formatting of the clue
“listen! i was sick!”
_“i am a pirate. i steal ships. it’s what i do.”
_
in pirate voices
“you little muffinhead, get over here.”
“y’know saying muffinhead really throws off the pirate vibe ye’ve given.”
_“ranboo do you have any food for me?”
“yes i do, i have four stacks of steak.”
_george refusing to read the clue till everyone got their boats into a “nice” line
_george adopting a heavy scottish accent for about 15 seconds before giving up
_“i have me trusty wooden spoon, i can scoop their eyes out.”
_“ah he’s stopped again, he gets another stab with the shovel.”
_(overlapping)
“you have no sense of direction”
“stop! he’s colourblind, stop guys.”
_“i will say, there’s going to be a twist, are you sure you’re ready to uncover it? or would anybody like to do any different things?”
“i would like to thank everyone for being such good pirates.”
“i would like to kill george.”
_“nothing to see here” ranboo as he stands awkwardly so that he can hide the button to the secret tomb
_karl asking for everyone to choose the best pirate (and throwing in another twitch prime ad) and the entire chat spamming ranboo
_bad just spinning in a boat in the corner while the rest murder eachother
_“look at all of my meat”
_“don’t kill me that’s just bad.”
_karl leaving to go to the bathroom and everyone immedietly trying to murder each other and then scrambling to cover it back up before he gets back
_(dialouge from after they finish covering up what they did ^)
“we are okay. so anyway, what about football?”
various noises of aproval
_“[…] what a simp.”
“wait you’re not allowed to say that. karl’s getting banned now, good job.”
hurriedly “it was a joke. it was a joke.”
_“i think corinna should gift a 100 subs, just to prove she is worthy”
“to prove she has scurvy?”
_“hey! that is my partner! ye cannot stab my partner with ye fist.”
_“i am not badboyhalo, i am… duckbeard.”
_the chat spamming “techno” at the sight of a pig
_“[…] we’ve learned so much, we’ve all gotten much closer, everybody’s less violent now-”
“give me a kiss.”
_ranboo running away from everyone even though he’s the only one with a weapon and no one has armour
_ranboo being banned because he was framed for breaking a block and the ban reason being ‘oof’
_there’s probably more but i don’t remember them and this is already very long so
MORE (under cut because long):
You can’t convince me Bob and Jack weren’t serial killer lovers.
Additionally, they were adopted into the Town that Went Mad gang because Miles was like; “Well, we already have the arguing couple, orphan child, masked man that *might* be God, and his blind furry lover so why not?”
“Don’t forget who you are.”
I just really love the switched-up hoodie color scheme, ok?
On Twitter, Z’s talking about how they can’t intervene with the recent choices Ranboo has made and how they weren’t supposed to be chosen
Which begs the question to
When did they intervene?
What was Ranboo supposed to do?
Remember the lessons from April? Rules he was supposed to follow? As if he had a mission?
We know that Ranboo is not normal from his memory issues to his unknown half but we’ve never had a reason to why. And it’s because he isn’t a normal hybrid person. It’s because he was made by something to complete a grand mission.
And the somethings are The Inbetween and The Other Side
Ranboo was given lessons and rules he needs to follow to save the SMP. But he can’t do it because he doesn’t remember the mission
So every now and then The Inbetween and The Other Side try to help him remember by giving hints such as the lessons he once learned or making him enderwalk so he doesn’t have to worry about alliances. Expect they can’t understand that they are doing more harm than good.
They’ll only realize what they are doing when it’s too late for saving.
[I am gonna post a part 2 to this with the other photo so stay tuned, I didn’t want to make a super wordy post]
[Screenshot of the Twitter thread I am referring to is under the cut]
Now have I watched the full Tales of the SMP stream yet?
the answer is no BUT
“I made you a time traveler”
“What do you mean you made me a time traveler? You really are a god..”
“look the last time traveler, they forgot that they were a time traveler..”
….huh…
Ranboo’s character might be a step closer to being explained…
we do not deserve karl jacobs
Translation: “L, do you know Shinigami love apples”
I know we ALL caught that blurb in DreamXD’s monologue so here’s my scuffed translation
When I said a DreamXD cameo, I didn’t mean whatever the hell this was LOL
Not the way the Labyrinth of Crete held the Minotaur that Theseus killed??? And the various DreamXD references??? And the wacky little phrase that translates to “I feel bad for you”??
Needless to say I’m super pumped for this lol
Fun fact: it has almost been a year since the last Tales from the SMP episode aired and I STILL have yet to experience a waking moment when I’m not thinking about it
That one selfie of them in Karl’s merch
Karl go brrrr
Tales of the SMP: The Inbetween and The Other Side
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Hi everyone!! I usually don’t ask for this but I spent a few months on this one, so reblogs are so so appreciated!
To explain a couple things in here that I couldn’t go in-depth with:
They used to be called Z as he was the final time-traveling iteration of Ranboo that didn’t succumb to total memory corruption.
The reason they wake up in a stronghold is because they too kept a secret library of their adventures and memories like Karl, except they’ve been at this for much, much longer.
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