I (All of this is roleplay, of course.) I would put this all under a Read More, but sadly, I know not how to do that yet.
I like to call The Vent Goblin “Crimecicle” and the God Charlie “Divinecicle.”
Dude just straight up melts when he sleeps cause it takes effort to maintain a humanoid form.
He also stress-melts for the same reason.
Honestly he just melts when feeling a lot of emotion or when overworked.
Most slimes have an opaque bit in the head and chest that is basically their brain and heart, and if both are destroyed, the slime dies and can’t reform. Not Charlie. Dude could be obliterated and it would just take him a bit to reform but he certainly could do it.
He, whenever another slime is present, humanoid or blob-like, has a strong urge to kill them.
Guy can’t be killed, he’s a god.
His blood is just a bit darker a green.
Normal slimes have slime legs, Charlie just was born without legs and wears wooden prosthetics.
This is also partly where the name “Slimecicle” came from, as other kids made fun of him for it and he just took it with pride.
The other reason is cause at one point in his childhood, another kid stuck a popcicle stick in his head and called him slimecicle and he just liked the stick and kept it.
He can have a sword arm, but only on his left hand, because he’s right-handed.
His solution was to simply become ambidextrous.
He can store things inside him, that’s where his inventory is.
The opaque “heart” part is basically a bag of holding.
He looks VERY creepy when sleeping if you woke him up, as his eyes melt as well.
Most slimes wear glasses, if they want to be taken seriously, as their eyes look like how Slimecicle’s icon looks like.
Also slimes just have shitty vision in general. Everything’s blurry.
They, usually the blob slimes, rarely the humanoid ones if needed, see through vibrations when they bounce.
When sleeping, his eyes kind of just, retract into his head?
Slimes come in many different colors!
Charlie’s parents were blue and yellow, making green.
But if you see a rainbow slime, or a very big and tall slime, run. As that means they have killed many other slimes and absorbed them.
Most slimes have pretty much as many teeth as humans, Charlie has one, like his icon.
Dude honestly just rolled the genetic dice and got a nat 1.
I seem to do that for characters that are reincarnations of gods.
You know how minecraft slimes are always green? They are usually looked down upon by the humanoid slimes, so usually blue and yellow slimes don’t get together if they plan on having kids.
Slimes usually live under swamps and just generally damp areas.
You know how octopi’s tentacles have minds of their own? Its like that. Every part of him is sentient, like a hivemind.
Based on the “four eyes” bit, i like to think slimes can see in every direction, it’s just very blurry.
You know how he uses autotune and other filters? That’s just his voice. He taught himself how to fuck with his vocal chords. It helps that he is made of slime, but pretty much every other slime has no idea how he does it.
He can be killed, but it won’t last.
in some places, The Vent Goblin is hailed as a God.
Specifically in the place where “i lost my mind in VR” happened.
Divinecicle has not been hailed as a God, as he has not made his presence known.
Rather, he is regarded as a fairytale or fable of sorts.
The three hearts on his shirt beat and get greyed out and re-red-ed as he gets hurt and heals.
Edit 1:
The guy can do contortionist poses with ease because he is made of slime.
That includes 360 head movement.
Based on the idea that he is illiterate, he learned enchantment table when he was younger for the fun of it, and realized later on that that is the only language he can read/write.
The eyes of slimes are a darker slime piece than their blood is
There are multiple Slime Gods, Divinecicle being one of the more powerful ones, reaching out towards gods of other species.
Edit 2:
Humanoid slimes live deep, deep in caves.
Like half of the Slimecican headcannons make more sense in the context of the cave.
I am now realizing that this is becoming more about his species rather then Charlie himself.
I am pretty okay with that.
Underground, if you go deep enough, you can still see structures built by the Slimecican.
And by “deep enough,” I mean you would have to have no plans of going back to the surface.
Edit 3, Human Form Time:
All of the things he’s done in slime form translate into human form.
And the things he survived in slime form he’s seemingly lived through in human form.
Basically, if he got a wound that would be fatal to a human in slime form, and he lived through it, (cause, y’know, slime) he would have a scar from the wound in human form.
The guy looks and seems like he’s been through hell and back. (And he kinda has!)
He either stumbles around or uses a cane because wooden prosthetics don’t translate well into Actual Human Legs.
His glasses are very bent and broken but somehow still intact? The glass is broken but not shattered.
Most of the rest of this will be a listing of the different scars from different events
He has multiple burn scars from both blowing up Bungerburg and exploding Fallen Grizzly.
Specifically on the Dream SMP, the hearts, rather than acting as an actual health bar, work as a visual aid for how many cannon lives he has left.
Which I feel is fitting that he has lost half of a cannon life and that he looks like hell.
He has several bite marks left from when Bizly tried to cannibalize him in “roll.”
And even more bite marks from the zombies in the Walking Dead VR series.
And one on his leg from Tommy biting him in the lazer eye mod video ( “Did that kid just BITE you?!” )
He has, not visually, but certainly some scars from having his brain removed and put back by Travis in “Minecraft VR has driven my soul from my body.”
He has many scratches on his arms and legs from the Gorgomites in “Minecraft, but it’s way more traumatizing.”
His right arm is barely functional from the sawblade incident in the Epic SMP, because having a limb removed and reattached doesn’t really work for humans. (I assume, I’m not a doctor.)
Not visually, but he definitely has both physical and emotional scars from being drowned by Swagger on the Epic SMP.
He has many, many scars and healed broken bones from the crusher incident on the Epic SMP.
He has several scars from splitting in slime form, because general slime antics to not translate well for a human.
He has that mouth scar that c!Quackity has (No lore based reason, I just think it’d look cool.)
He has band aids and bandages covering both his left hand and entire right arm.
And, of course, he has many, many emotional scars from all the shit he’s done and been through.
I assume hybrids are looked down upon on the Dream SMP (Most of the hybrid characters are drawn as human with some features of their respective hybrid in the Dream SMP) So he would probably be using his human form on the Dream SMP.
Edit 4, Time For Lore (TW for the topics of rot, corpses and just generally slimey body horror) (Oh yeah and some spoilers too) (AND memory issues)
To get the gross stuff out of the way, he’s basically slime piloting his human corpse.
And the slimes on him in his skin are actually his slimey insides leaking through wounds on the body.
Basically, what happened is after he got trapped in the void for quite awhile (Either after the events of the Epic SMP or his Little Nightmares II series) and slowly, but surely, he crawled his way out of the abyss.
And once he found himself above the surface, just from observing the people that were there, he put two and two together that hybrids are disliked when in their more mob form.
And, either what happens is he finds his human corpse in the snow, very close to where he had dug out from, with a single poppy growing out from the chest,
Or he finds himself and his corpse in the walls of the restaurant.
Either way, he ends up in the walls of that restaurant, leading to him meeting Quackity.
I like to think he can split off pieces of himself to spy on others.
Also, remember how I said he can do contortionist like poses in slime form? Well he can do it in human form and he does it twice as often.
Like, when he was told to get out from the wall, I like to think he faceplanted, got into a position where his legs were above his head, planted on the ground, and basically maneuvered in such a way so that he was back on his two feet within seconds.
Rightfully prompting the “What ARE you?!” from Quackity.
He commonly gets into positions that seem Definitely Not Human.
But he’s totally a human person! He swears!!
He is still absolutely scarred.
His right arm is definitely rotting under those bandages. Therefore he had to goop it up a whole lot before it was functional again.
He can still absolutely put things inside of him, and does it without realizing that it’s Not A Very Human Thing To Do.
Also when he said “I’m a person..” it was said in such a tone that makes me feel like he basically thought being human and being treated with basic respect go hand in hand and that he hadn’t gotten that respect often which supports my headcannon that he was pretty much treated like an animal by both humanoids and slimes alike in this essay I w
Also the DreamSMP Charlie that got the tour is what you get when Divinecicle gets to the overworld and then shot into orbit once more, the Charlie from Quackity’s lore stream is what you get when Crimecicle escapes from the void and finds his body once more.
Regular Charlie is what you get when you put all other versions into a blender.
Speaking of Divinecicle, he’s watching c!Charlie intently.
And when Quackity asked if he knew what a friend is Divinecicle was like “Condi Bizly and Grizzly!! They are friends!!!” and was a bit saddened that he said he didn’t.
And when c!Charlie was stalking Foolish, he was like “Ah! A fellow God!” but he pretty much just appeared as a voice in the back of c!Charlie’s head that thought Foolish looked familiar and/or friendly, despite his current state.
Whenever slime leaves one world and moves on to the next or changes what body he’s piloting, he pretty much represses what happened.
And when he found himself in his human body, the memory loss hit him HARD.
Like he still barely remembers what happened! He just doesn’t want to.
When Quackity asked slime if he knew what a friend was, that pause was him remembering his friends and their adventures, and what they did, and then immediately pushing it back down.
And with the fading memory, fresh and rotten in his mind,
He says no.
Schlatt, the apples, disasters, and ringtone are the ones that have never been forgotten. Not meaning it’s constantly what he thinks about, but it’s the easiest to remind him of.
I feel like somehow Quackity would accidently remind him of that time. And I know for a fact he would use it to manipulate him.
Like I can imagine Quackity having the ringtone, and having it cause c!Charlie to panic and try to run and hide, on the verge of tears. And Quackity being like “Oh. So this causes you stress?” And using it when slime does something he doesn’t want him to.
And slime meeting Glatt. Glatt has no memory of who this is but Charlie remembers exactly who Schlatt was.
I think it’d be funny if Glatt was like “Woah you look terrified” and assuming he was just scared in general cause this is probably a very new situation for him and Glatt just looks for what he’s willing to give this creature to calm him down, and he pulls out an apple.
And Charlie’s just like “Oh now you’re just fucking with me” and again, tries to leave and run away from this, all while muttering something about buttons under his breath.
Anyway, his Human Bits glow in the dark!
as do his four eyes.
And him shambling around makes sense both in the context I gave it and in the context of the corpse.
Divinecicle calls c!Charlie Vesseption
Because the mortal slime is already a vessel for both Crime and Divine and because the slime found something to use as a vessel, it’s vessel inception; AKA Vesseption.
Also he definitely has more scars from both his RE8 playthrough and from Tommy’s “I Survived Minecraft’s Hardest Mod…”
And, with many characters created by Charlie Slimecicle, I feel like c!Charlie is smarter than he lets on.
Edit 5: Dream SMP, Electric Boogaloo
He moves and gesticulates like ENA, meaning that he both speaks verbally and moves his hands and body to basically charades out what he’s saying (Watch the youtube series to get a better understanding of what I’m trying to say, also it slaps)
He can possess other members and kind of pilot them around, but the have to be unconscious when he does it. So thankfully he won’t have the problem of the person he’s mimicking walk in on him talking to their loved one.
Some of his slime still leaks out like from the ears, eyes, and mouth. (If they don’t have any giant unhealed gashes, like the body he currently uses.)
He’s comically strong. Like he could break someone’s hand by squeezing too hard.
He gets underestimated constantly, of course. (Not just with the strength thing, just in general)
He calls people what he hears or sees them as. Like “Quackity From Las Nevadas” or calling Purpled “Purple Guy” or calling people how he describes them like calling Wilbur “Sooty”
Although Schlatt is just Schlatt to him.
He has the ability to change the color of his slime by draining out the color of something else, and it washes out after awhile.
Edit 6: I Am Just Straight Up Building A Whole Lore Aren’t I
Anyway, I’m sure you’ve seen me talk about vessels and Divinecicle, well now I’ve thought up an explanation!
Much longer than almost anything known today was alive, the was only one slimecicle. Bigger than Divinecicle, (At least 50 ft, making the original at least 500 ft) Larger than life. But, something happened to make that one split into many, many smaller versions, all with their own memories and traits, some shared throughout every single one.
Because every non human, but sentient creature has a human form, some were humans and humans alone. Those ones had an affinity to attract slimes, and, on rare occasions, magma cubes. They do not know why, and do not know why they won’t attack, but hey, they aren’t complaining.
For most of the rest of this, it’ll just be a listing of the different slimes. The first type is Just Plain Charlie Slimecicle!
The Classic: The general, basically whenever he’s not playing a defined character.
Charlie Guycicle: The human form of The Classic, a body of which will later be used by C!Charlie as his meatsuit. Surprisingly still insists that he’s just a guy. (AKA how he was whenever someone built him up to be this grand figure in RE8; “You’ve survived longer than I thought you would,” “I’m Just A Guy!”)
Divinecicle: This is his branch of Slimecicle, so of course they’d be here. (Fun fact: While almost every other Slime has millions and millions of clones, Divinecicle is pretty much the only one who is completely unique without a plethora of clones!)
Dr. Cicle: A very smart scientist, and a partner to Dr. Soot, only to later be swallowed by the void and become Voidcicle.
OSMP Charlie: He once broke so badly that Divinecicle Himself had to take him back and fix him up or find a sufficient replacement.
Whatever He Had Going On In His Walking Dead Playthrough: I do not know how to explain this one in other terms then “Madslime gets himself banned in the majority of slime society.”
EpicSMP Slimecicle: Dude’s been through the grinder, both figuratively and literally. He will also turn into a Crimecicle and then DreamSMP Charlie but that’s a topic for another paragraph. For the second type, it’ll be Chrl Slmccl
Crimecicle: This one’s his division! Less in the “Acts as a overseer for the others” way and more in the “All of them are clones in one way or another” way.
The Vent Goblin: Crimecicle is the base, but The Vent Goblin is the main brand.
Voidcicle: As mentioned earlier. He falls more on the “I can do no wrong, for I do not know the meaning of the word” side of evil. Would never and Will never leave the Void, it is a comfort, and, at this point, the only thing Voidcicle knows.
Wimothy: A Crimecicle that somehow merged with a wither. Now one being, unable of separation. Now, all it wants is death, an embracing void. But, finding Voidcicle in there, was not ideal for a creature looking for pure unending solitude.
Slimelittle, or Monocicle: He had a progressing transformation into Social Media, as he so delicately worded it.
Slimesickle: The one who rapped in Bizly’s minecraft song. He has a very cool sickle in his head in place of the popcicle stick.
DreamSMP Charlie: He was once a traumatized intern, turned into a force of chaos by an awful system. Once he had exploded, into the void he was, but not the void he will stay. he spent thousands upon thousands of years just to crawl to the surface. And when he got there, he realized the people there looked more human than anything, so, humans must be at the top of the society. And, when he dug up, he wasn’t haphazard about it, like so many other things. he made sure that was where it lay, because in his heart, he knew he would need some sort of meatsuit. And now, he remembers it none, all, forgotten, lost to the slimes of time.
That is all I can think of for now, I will edit this with more if I think of them.
Because Slime is now doing lore on the DreamSMP, I thought I outta bring this back. (I will continue editing the original post, because as long as I am interested is as long as I will be mused by it.)
“You are, I can tell just by your eyes, a haunted one, Chip. And your fortune, despite that, is full of gold.”
“Gillion Tidestrider. It is your destiny… to cause a crack. A great divergence. A split. One or the other. Or one in the same. You will separate. Or combine. Your future is full of great success.”
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one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy three more yoinks and i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop and a splurgy
I decided to go through the various Dream SMP members and give them what I think their characters race and class would be in Dungeons and Dragons. For a couple I just couldn’t figure it out so I just put a ?. If you have a different opinion then I on what each member would be write a comment or reblog it, would love to see you’re opinions.
Dream - Human Battle Master Fighter Necromancy Wizard Multiclass
Sapnap - Fire Genasi Champion Fighter
George - Human Great Old One Warlock (Deal with DreamXD)
Callahan - Satyr Beast Master Ranger
ItsAlyssa - ?
Awesamdude - Half-Orc or Centaur Battle Smith Artificer
Ponk - Human Land Druid
Badboyhalo - Tiefling Shadow Magic Sorcerer Fiend Warlock Multi-Class (Deal with the Egg)
Tommyinnit - Human Thief Rogue Scout Fighter Multi-Class
I think what made the Maze Tales from the SMP so fascinating was how a ton of it was a nod to different popular movies and tv shows, along with previous tales episodes.
It was also the idea that no matter what happens they kept going back to the beginning until they found the “cracks” in the maze. The way we saw the loop by seeing the first message on the tv again at the end. It added a whole other layer to the episode.
I have never been more enthralled by a video than slimecicle’s video
It genuinely was so well made, and everyone who was in the video did such an amazing. The plot was well written and it was genuinely really enjoyable to watch.
“Beauty School Dropout” from Grease but it’s Jschlatt at his stall with Charlie in the Slime Cinimatic Universe and he’s inging to Charlie about giving up before the joint and he takes him through history like SMPlive and EPICSMP and some other slightly connected universes. Connor and Ted are the backup singer girls in the hair curlers
i CANNOT believe my comfort stream is Wilbur Scoot exorcising tommy’s haunted-ass doll with charlie fucking slimecicle having a meltdown in the background
