TCF hilarious moments #16 – Aggressive Negotiations

Chapter 314 – Cale and Adin’s friendly chat

Adin:*video-calling* Cale Henituse, you’re similar to me.
Litana: (As if!)
Cale: Indeed I am!
Litana: Huh???
Adin: Yes, I knew it. What is it that you want? Fame? Power?
Cale: Me? I want to be a slacker.
Adin: …
Adin: What?
Cale: I said, my dream is to be a slacker.
Cale’s group:*nodding*
Adin: Are you mocking me?
Cale: Are you mocking my dream?! (Do you have any idea how hard it is to achieve??)
Adin: …clearly, you have no intention of being honest with me.
Cale:*frustrated* I AM being honest!
Adin: So you’re saying… that you don’t want anything.
Cale: NO, I said that I want to be a SLACKER! (Why doesn’t he f***ing understand?!)
Adin:*not buying it* Yes, yes, I get it.
Cale:*satisfied* Good. Glad we’ve reached an understanding.
Cale: Now sit tight until I find and murder you, you sick bastard