“Originally, the twenty years old Kim Rok Soo was pretty useless. However, as he passed 25, 30, and then 35, Kim Rok Soo became a decent person.”
Reality: KRS survived the monster apocalypse on his own while starved without any powers, joined the most impressive team in the Company with no combat abilities, became an invaluable member of the organization, came out alive from fighting against multiple unranked monsters, overthrew multiple corrupted guilds, gained an ability that let him transcend time, and lead his team for years with 0% casualty rate Me: … Me: That’s it. I am nevertaking KRS talking about himself at face-value again
Cale Henituse Attack:______________Sky Eating Water (agressive combat) Defence:_____________Indestructible Shield (defensive combat) Strength:____________Super Rock (hardened body) Damage:______________Fire of Destruction (destruction & purification) Constitution:________Vitality of the Heart (recovery) Dexterity:___________Sound of Wind (navigation) Agility:_____________Instant (speed) Wisdom:______________Embrace (special skill) Intelligence:________Record (info analysis) Charisma:____________Dominating Aura (bluff)
Bonus round Special Effect:______Dominating Water Accuracy Buff:_______Annual Rings of Life Critical Hit:________Blood-Drenched Rocks Health Upgrade(?):___World Tree Dagger Enemy Loot:__________Sky Attribute & (5+) APs
Adin:*video-calling* Cale Henituse, you’re similar to me. Litana: (As if!) Cale: Indeed I am! Litana: Huh??? Adin: Yes, I knew it. What is it that you want? Fame? Power? Cale: Me? I want to be a slacker. Adin: … Adin: What? Cale: I said, my dream is to be a slacker. Cale’s group:*nodding* Adin: Are you mocking me? Cale: Are you mocking my dream?! (Do you have any idea how hard it is to achieve??) Adin: …clearly, you have no intention of being honest with me. Cale:*frustrated* I AM being honest! Adin: So you’re saying… that you don’t want anything. Cale: NO, I said that I want to be a SLACKER! (Why doesn’t he f***ing understand?!) Adin:*not buying it* Yes, yes, I get it. Cale:*satisfied* Good. Glad we’ve reached an understanding. Cale: Now sit tight until I find and murder you, you sick bastard
Cale really is a thief. I mean, not only because he stole money left and right without even thinking, or even the divines itens, but because he stole alies too. Everything and everyone that Arm or the white star trow away, even the Bear tribe or the others kingdons, Cale take and use against them.
Oh look, a swordmaster and fake Holy maden from the church of the Sun God! You don’t want her? Ok, is mine then.
Isn’t it the flame dwarves who can made wings? I’ll take it.
Holy shit! Is this a dragon? Yeah is mine now.
The Bear tribe? Yeah I’ll take that too.
Oh the marcenaries? Why would you try to trow away them? Just need a little reformation.
Your dragon half-blood? You mean my dragon half-blood.
Vampires? Why not?
Oh you want that kingdom/Empire/city? Too bad!
This ancient Power you mean? Yeah, I find this first so its mine.
Cale just cannot not take what is from the white star or his enemies! It’s amazing! It’s not a coincidence that he took a thief!
Cale is like Robin Hood, except better.
Because he doesn’t just rob the evil rich people and give the money to the poor. No, no, no. This is what Cale does:
First, he scams the evil rich people to willingly give him money and equipment.
Then behind their backs, he uses those things to incite a rebellion to defeat those very same evil rich people.
Then he loots whatever those evil rich people have left in their possession and gives it to his allies.
And finally, he puts a better person in charge so there would be no more poor people due to extortion and oppression.
I made yet another TCF fanfic! It’s platonic Soulmate AU this time. KRS-Cale doesn’t get any soulmark in his first life, and so he can’t imagine the possibility that the soulmarks he’s gaining post-transmigration actually belong to him. Part ½
This is amazing! I read it twice and I can say for certain that it’s one of my favourite fics! You are an amazing writer
Rosalyn who should be at the Roan Kingdom’s capital was calling.
“Connect it.”
The video communication device was stealthily connected, and Rosalyn was quiet for a moment before she started to speak.
- Young master Cale, what are you doing?
“Stealing magic stones. Is something wrong?”
Rosalyn was at a loss for words seeing Young Master Silver Shield who was called a hero and a black Dragon who was great and mighty crouching down and stealing magic stones.
Cale: *looks and/or gets in trouble* Choi Han: *murderous expression* Cale: (I-is he… going to kill me??) Choi Han: (I’m still not strong enough to protect Cale-nim!) Choi Han: …I need to get stronger Cale: *pales* (Oh no, he is definitely planning on killing me!!) Choi Han: (Just look how weak and sickly he looks…) Choi Han: A lotstronger Cale: (…I’m so dead )
Raon: Human! I don’t like that bastard of a king! To give away 100,000 people for 80 years?! 100,000 people are enough to win against the Empire! That king doesn’t even know how to do basic math! Cale: (I know, he’s total trash) Raon: … Cale: … Raon: Let’s loot him! Cale: *groans* (I wish…)
Person 1: Look at Commander Cale, he looks so serious Person 2: …I wonder what he’s thinking about? Person 1: Probably something really important and heroic!
Meanwhile, inside Cale’s head:
Glutton: FOOD Cheapskate: Make a sea of fire!!! Throw away more money!!! Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself??? Thief: I wanna steal Crazy Kid: Let’s XXX those XXXX up until they all XXX XXX!! Crybaby: *cries from being overworked*
Cale: Eating… sleeping… I just want a Slacker Life… why is living so damn hard?!
Bonus:
Raon: (running commentary) Human, why are you making that face? Why aren’t you answering me? Human? Human…? Wind Elementals: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! FRIENDSHIP! DEATH TO OUR ENEMIES!!!!
Yet another TCF fanfic! This time, it’s a what-if scenario where Choi Han connects the dots about the dagger and confronts Cale about it in chapter 697.
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Welcome to:
✨Trash of the Count’s family✨
-isekai where a hot Korean MC becomes an even hotter red-head MC (and RICH) through transmigration into a fantasy world, who’s a scheming bada** and a secret softie with emotional self-awareness of a teaspoon, adopts a bunch of talking kittens, a puppy-like homocidal original MC, an adorable baby Dragon, scams for moneybefriends a hot blond (but actually a hot brunet) Prince Charming, meets a bunch of hot Whale People (they are REALLY hot, I promise!!)-
White Star was right – Cale IS a Serial Body Jumper!! :O
No, he wasn’t right about Cale jumpting bodies for centuries to stop him, the crazy radish – it’s just that KRS-Cale actually possessed multiple bodies. And I mean morethan just his KRS’s original one and Cale’s.
Let’s do a countdown, shall we?
His originally intended body – the unnamed red-headed body possessed by the White Star through reincarnation, forcing KRS to move on and be reborn elsewhere.
His Korean body – the one he lived in for 36 years.
Cale Henituse’s body – the one he lived in for over 2 years.
Earth 2 Kim Rok Soo’s body – the 20 year old version in the Sealed God’s Test.
The nameless Palace Attendant’s body – during Cale’s Indignity Test in the Sealed God’s Temple.
The nameless Venion’s Lakey’s body – also during the Indignity Test.
That’s SIX FREAKING BODIES in less than half a century! The man isa Serial Body Jumper after all!!
You know what they say – if Cale Henituse wants to put a hole in a cliff, he’ll blow away the entire thing… and if he wants to make a light breeze to shake things up? You better believe it’s going to be a hurricane
The amazing thing about Cale’s actions in TCF, is that despite his “selfish” (and I use that words very skeptically; just because you gain profit from helping people doesn’t negate the good things you do) choices to change the story he read in “The Birth of a Hero”, all of his actions actually make a bigger and better impact than Cale himself can even imagine.
The amazing thing about Cale’s actions in TCF, is that despite his “selfish” (and I use that words very skeptically; just because you gain profit from helping people doesn’t negate the good things you do) choices to change the story he read in “The Birth of a Hero”, all of his actions actually make a bigger and better impact than Cale himself can even imagine.
And I’m not just talking about him saving the world from a 20-year-long war and the White Star winning.
Starting with Choi Han, who got demoted from the Main Hero to the Second in Command. Despite his obvious physical predisposition to take on the protagonist role, he’s actually much happier as someone with less responsibility. By “stealing” his spotlight, Cale turned Choi Han from a depressed hero with the weight of the world on his shoulders, to a man who’s learning leadership skills from the best leader there is: Cale.
Saving Raon from death had enormous consequences, not just for Cale’s side chances of success but for the fate of dragons accross the continent. Even the World Tree mentoned how much Nature was shaken by this diversion from the original timeline.
Making Lock and Choi Han meet just a bit early changed the fate of his entire family, as well as the other Wolves they rescued from Endable much later in the story.
Saving Paseton, who discovered vital information, prevented the mermaids and Arm from taking over the ocean routes from the Whale Tribe.
Connecting with Toonka not only developed his character from a self-destructive brute into a decent leader, but also saved the entire Whipper Kingdom, which was supposed to lose against the Empire in a prolonged conflict.
Putting out the fire in the Jungle saved it from an even more terrible fate than it burning down: Cale unintentionally stopped Elisneh’s plot to mind-control Litana and her warriors to attack the Whipper Kingdom.
Befriending Alberu changed the game completely, because Alberu was the one who connected Cale with the Dark Elves and the last Necromancer – who were absolutely essential for their victory against Arm and the White Star. They could have never won without them, even with dragons on their side. Not to mention how thanks to Cale, Alberu figured out a way to overcome the “curse” of the Sun God and got a weapon which could slay the strongest Unranked Monster.
Without Mary Cale couldn’t have helped Hannah, who alongside Jack was also absolutely essential to winning against he Empire without a ton of people dying in a bloody revolution. And with Jack in charge as the new Pope, Cale basically made peace between the Sun Church and creatures with dark affinities.
And last but not least, by saving Ron and helping him bring back the Molan Household, Cale flipped the entire eastern continent’s underworld upside down, since it was under Arm’s control.
Basically, Cale action’s had such a large impact it’s hard to call it Butterfly Effect anymore – more like “HurriCale Effect”, lol. No wonder he became a famous heroic figure across both continents. He single-handedly changed the entire world.
Cale: Choi Han, go. Lock, fetch. Archie, drive. Hyung, roar. Eruhaben, play dead Everyone:*obeys him regardless if they are legendary powerful creatures or royalty* Me: …Cale truly trained them well
