#team 7 shenanigans

I might start some shit but y'all can’t change my mind on this.

Out of all the fathers on team 7 Kizashi Haruno is the superior father!

I want an every one lives au just so Kizashi can train Minato and Fugaku how to dad properly. Plus I think it would be funny as hell to see the Hokage and the Uchiha clan leader bowing towards a retired shinobi/civilan for knowledge on how to dad.

I stand for Kizashi Haruno supremacy!

So there’s this post floating around that Sakura got put on team 7 to instill a rivalry between Sasuke and Natuto. So like fair everyone knew that Naruto liked Sakura and Sakura liked Sasuke.

But that makes Sasuke the wild card. Which could still potentially work to be honest. But if you want to install a rivalry via a girl you would ideally want BOTH boys to be interested in her and for Sakura to be the wild card even if she has a preference.

So did the Academy instructors know something before everyone else??? Do they do this often? Did they have a bet when they make these teams? Who was shipping sasusaku and who was shipping narusaku? How much money did these instructors win when naruhina got married and sasusaku came back from their travels with a baby? What happened to the pot if Sakura ended up rejecting both boys?

Was Kakashi allow to bet or did he have to ref since he was their genin sensei?

I have too many questions, mostly stupid, on this now and need answers damn it!

Apparently enough ninja couples in Konoha start off on the same genin team that the instructors nake certian groups based off potential matchmaking.